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Y2J
10-16-2001, 10:06 PM
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100%. Well here's how you do that. Here's how you can achieve 103%. First of all, here's a little math that might prove helpful in the future.

How does one achieve 100% in LIFE?

Begin by noting the following.

IF:

A = 1

B = 2

C = 3

D = 4

E = 5

F = 6

G = 7

H = 8

I = 9

J = 10

K = 11

L = 12

M = 13

N = 14

O = 15

P = 16

Q = 17

R = 18

S = 19

T = 20

U = 21

V = 22

W = 23

X = 24

Y = 25

Z = 26

Then:

H A R D W O R K =

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = Only 98%

Similarly,

K N O W L E D G E =

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = Only 96%

But interesting (and as you'd expect),

A T T I T U D E =

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

.. This is how you achieve 100% in LIFE.

But EVEN MORE IMPORTANT TO NOTE (or REALIZE), is

B U L L S H I T =

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

So now you know what all those high-priced consultants, upper management, and motivational speakers really mean when they want to exceed 100%

BTW

T A S T E D =

20+1+19+20+5+4 = 69

DoPeY5007
10-16-2001, 10:12 PM
Originally posted by Y2J
B U L L S H I T =

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

So now you know what all those high-priced consultants, upper management, and motivational speakers really mean when they want to exceed 100%

Damb now you tell me... I wish I knew that earlier :heh:

ZrEo0
10-16-2001, 10:17 PM
life=32

dbax791
10-16-2001, 10:17 PM
Got|Apex = 88%!

No wonder I never get anything done!

g222leav
10-16-2001, 11:03 PM
Originally posted by Y2J
B U L L S H I T =

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

So now you know what all those high-priced consultants, upper management, and motivational speakers really mean when they want to exceed 100%

so that's why i get A's on all my papers. i just thought i worked well under pressure.

H+A+P+O+O=10^1000% in posting

BrewMaster
10-17-2001, 08:24 AM
BREWMASTER
2+18+5+23+13+1+19+20+5+18=124%

Woohoo!

But I guess that doesn't make me exempt from potato peeling should the need arise....

ZrEo0
10-17-2001, 09:19 AM
Z+r+E+o+0=64
hmmmm, im not so high

topane
10-17-2001, 09:27 AM
topane=71. Wow! That's the year I was born too!

ZrEo0
10-17-2001, 09:34 AM
S+A+N+D+Y=63
hmmmmm, 63 and 64, added up its 127. 27 is one of my luckey #'s

theHNIC
10-17-2001, 11:52 AM
GOTMILK = 87

I think thats close enough

psycho-
10-17-2001, 12:24 PM
145 baaabeeee!!!!

revil
10-17-2001, 12:35 PM
hmm, my brain calculates that my name is 66%. i want to know where the other 6 is.

PuTangClan
10-17-2001, 12:42 PM
PUTANGCLAN:

16+21+20+1+14+7+3+12+1+14= 109%

psycho-
10-17-2001, 01:21 PM
Originally posted by psycho-
145 baaabeeee!!!!

Oops..I guess I should mention that it's my nickname psychokid...hehehe

brainsmile
10-17-2001, 01:34 PM
BRAINSMILE

2+18+1+9+14+19+13+9+12+5 = 102% :D

psycho-
10-17-2001, 03:28 PM
Originally posted by DarkFury

Bzzzzz...Nope Only "legit" G|A names count here.

Your score is 86% Thank you for playing... we have some WONDERFUL parting gifts for you...

http://communities.msn.com/_Secure/0NgAAALcTViAvHLyrZj!WjU7JEAiXZSxUtg6mvMmqne*iiXAOpM40Yy5xpo5NipMLLKLhzwpoHfVeDMCBy!I*oQ/potatopeeler.jpg

(just kidding... I just had to do that.) :hihi:

Ooohh.....potatoes.... :love2: *drool*

PuTangClan
10-17-2001, 05:44 PM
Originally posted by DarkFury

Bzzzzz...Nope Only "legit" G|A names count here.

DF, how do you define "legit" G|A names?