Pregnancy Q & A

[chrissy]

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.

[sbp]

:heh:

[Kim]

Originally posted by chrissy


Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.


OMG...VERY VERY quickly. My son squirted every time his little "unit" was explosed to air! :D

[DoPeY5007]

Originally posted by chrissy
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.


LOL...


we didn't know what my son was till he was born, and as soon as he poped out my soon to be x-wife sat up and said " damit you won it's a boy " and laid back down....


:heh: :bigmouth: :laugh:

[Burzhui]

Oh dude that's funny :heh:

[welfareloser]

that was a good one... and i'll put in another vote for "cool air currents on the unit causing showers..." at least when girls pee, you know what direction it's gonna go... with boys, all you can do is close your mouth, squint, and hope he doesn't nail himself in the ear.

[Rubberduckyluvr]

Very funny. This is one of the funniest pregnancy jokes i have heard. I need to send this to my mom, she teaches lamaze, i am sure her students would get a kick out of this.:heh: :laugh: