oblongmelon
10-19-2001, 07:47 AM
on a desert island...(this came in the mail today)
This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for
ten years. One
day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to
himself, "It's not a
ship." The speck gets a little closer and he thinks,
"It's not a boat."
The speck gets even closer and he thinks, "It's not a
raft."
Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde
woman, wearing a wet
suit and scuba gear.
She comes up to the guy and says, "How long has it
been since you've
had
a cigarette?"
"Ten years!", he says.
She reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her
left sleeve and
pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes.
He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag, and says,
"Man, oh man! Is
that good!"
Then she asked, "How long has it been since you've had
a drink of
whiskey?"
He replies, "Ten years!"
She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on her
right sleeve,
pulls out a flask and gives it to him.
He takes a long swig and says, "Wow, that's
fantastic!"
Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs
down the front of
her wet suit and she says to him, "And how long has it
been since
you've
had some REAL fun?"
And the man replies, "My God! Don't tell me that
you've got golf clubs
in there!"
I cracked up at this one because it's something I KNEW mr.melon would say..i forwarded him the joke this morning to his work email and when he called he said he didnt find it funny at all..HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..
This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for
ten years. One
day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to
himself, "It's not a
ship." The speck gets a little closer and he thinks,
"It's not a boat."
The speck gets even closer and he thinks, "It's not a
raft."
Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde
woman, wearing a wet
suit and scuba gear.
She comes up to the guy and says, "How long has it
been since you've
had
a cigarette?"
"Ten years!", he says.
She reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her
left sleeve and
pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes.
He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag, and says,
"Man, oh man! Is
that good!"
Then she asked, "How long has it been since you've had
a drink of
whiskey?"
He replies, "Ten years!"
She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on her
right sleeve,
pulls out a flask and gives it to him.
He takes a long swig and says, "Wow, that's
fantastic!"
Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs
down the front of
her wet suit and she says to him, "And how long has it
been since
you've
had some REAL fun?"
And the man replies, "My God! Don't tell me that
you've got golf clubs
in there!"
I cracked up at this one because it's something I KNEW mr.melon would say..i forwarded him the joke this morning to his work email and when he called he said he didnt find it funny at all..HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..