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Memo
10-19-2001, 03:30 PM
Three men, a Canadian, Osama Bin Laden and President Bush are out walking
together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

"I will give each of you one wish, that's three wishes total," says the
Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada. "With a blink
of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made fertile for
farming.

Osama Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan,
so that no infidels can come into our precious state." Again, with a blink
of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.

President Bush, asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this
wall."

The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and
completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out---virtually
impenetrable."

President Bush " says, "Very impressive. Fill it with water."
El Scorcho
10-19-2001, 05:24 PM
say it with me memo:

REPOST
Sir_Froggy
10-19-2001, 05:35 PM
Originally posted by El Scorcho
say it with me memo:

REPOST

repost??
wut does that mean?
El Scorcho
10-19-2001, 07:02 PM
Originally posted by Sir_Froggy


repost??
wut does that mean?

it means that this exact same joke was already posted on G|A?
Memo
10-19-2001, 07:09 PM
Originally posted by El Scorcho
say it with me memo:

REPOST

Say it with me.......I don't have time to read the 200 posts that the forum freaks post everyday. If something is a repost I don't know why people bother to just post a reply saying it is. Ignore it.
El Scorcho
10-19-2001, 07:11 PM
Originally posted by UT Memo


Say it with me.......I don't have time to read the 200 posts that the forum freaks post everyday.

Say it with me.... i was just telling you that this has been done
jujubees
10-19-2001, 07:14 PM
Originally posted by UT Memo
If something is a repost I don't know why people bother to just post a reply saying it is.Say it with me ... postcount ++. :P
El Scorcho
10-19-2001, 07:17 PM
HEY! i was just lettin him know that this one has been up here already.

gimme a break already
jujubees
10-19-2001, 07:24 PM
Originally posted by El Scorcho
HEY! i was just lettin him know that this one has been up here already.

gimme a break already Okay, okay. Scorcho didn't want you to think we were ignoring ya. Better? :P

/me ignores slew of Scorcho posts
El Scorcho
10-19-2001, 07:25 PM
Originally posted by jujubees

/me ignores slew of Scorcho posts

hey! ignoring me and my useless posts is impossible;) :P :D
El Scorcho
10-19-2001, 09:10 PM
yeah... when i saw this was a repost, it seemed only natural to say so... thanks for the influences DF:D
Markel
10-19-2001, 09:18 PM
http://www.gotapex.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=31628:D
DaFunkyUnit
10-19-2001, 10:10 PM
all y'all are REPOST NAZIs!!! If you say its a repost, then back it up with the linkage. If you're one of those "Oh, I recall reading it, but can't find the link" well UP YOURS! Some of us actually have things to do rather than sit and read every blasted post, and a repost is actually beneficial for those who missed out on it the 1st time around.

so there

venting over.

damn repost nazis
mojo
10-19-2001, 10:26 PM
Originally posted by DaFunkyUnit
all y'all are REPOST NAZIs!!! If you say its a repost, then back it up with the linkage. If you're one of those "Oh, I recall reading it, but can't find the link" well UP YOURS! Some of us actually have things to do rather than sit and read every blasted post, and a repost is actually beneficial for those who missed out on it the 1st time around.

so there

venting over.

damn repost nazis

repost (http://www.gotapex.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=227505#post227505)
DaFunkyUnit
10-19-2001, 10:32 PM
Originally posted by DarkFury

Hee hee.. never considered myself to be a Nazi.

Now THAT's a new one on me. LOL. (Oh well... at least I post linkage, so maybe that wasn't aimed at me...)


http://www.gotapex.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=31225&highlight=repost

http://www.gotapex.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=32430&highlight=repost

http://www.gotapex.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=31995&highlight=repost

linkage percentage: %66.667
mojo
10-19-2001, 10:44 PM
Originally posted by DaFunkyUnit



http://www.gotapex.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=31225&highlight=repost

http://www.gotapex.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=32430&highlight=repost

http://www.gotapex.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=31995&highlight=repost

linkage percentage: %66.667

df is a nazi?!?! :spock:
sieg heil, dark fuhrer