eSDee
10-22-2001, 04:47 AM
10 Guaranteed to get at least a little something in
the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it
again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave
you candy.
6. Person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone
else.
5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.
4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're
kinky.
3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and
groaning.
2. Less guilt the next morning.
and finally,
1. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door....
the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it
again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave
you candy.
6. Person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone
else.
5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.
4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're
kinky.
3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and
groaning.
2. Less guilt the next morning.
and finally,
1. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door....