View Full Version : Cobra Expert Dies of Snake Bite
BrewMaster
10-22-2001, 01:15 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2001/US/10/21/snake.handler.reut/index.html\
Can I just say, he had it coming. When you spend your whole life playing with deadly animals, you're gonna die from it.
BrewMaster
10-22-2001, 01:28 PM
Originally posted by DarkFury
Hmmmm... "Live by the Fang, Die by the Fang".
sho nuf!
Originally posted by BrewMaster
http://www.cnn.com/2001/US/10/21/snake.handler.reut/index.html\
Can I just say, he had it coming. When you spend your whole life playing with deadly animals, you're gonna die from it.
gotta die of something
i heard clint eastwood say something to the effect of "we all got it coming." i think it was in "unforgiven" or something (one of the greatest movies of all time, btw)
BrewMaster
10-22-2001, 01:44 PM
that's gotta suck to die of a snake bite though. I doubt he woke up that morning prepared to die. but who knows, maybe he woke up every morning expecting to die that day, and when he lived, he felt all happy and lucky.
Burzhui
10-22-2001, 01:55 PM
call it irony
Speedfreak
10-22-2001, 01:57 PM
The snake will always comeback to bite you in the ass.
oblongmelon
10-22-2001, 01:58 PM
well...it was bound to happen sooner or later.
brainsmile
10-22-2001, 02:00 PM
would suck to be bitten in the NADS
Burzhui
10-22-2001, 03:51 PM
There was once a lady who lived in the mountains and once she was walking down a path and she say a hurt snake. She picked it up and took care of it until it was well... and then one day the snake bit the lady and as the lady lay there dying she asked... after all that i've done for you, why did you bite me?
And the snake said... Bitch, you knew i was a snake:D
Originally posted by Burzhui
There was once a lady who lived in the mountains and once she was walking down a path and she say a hurt snake. She picked it up and took care of it until it was well... and then one day the snake bit the lady and as the lady lay there dying she asked... after all that i've done for you, why did you bite me?
And the snake said... Bitch, you knew i was a snake:D
just watched natural born killers, eh?
Thunder
10-22-2001, 03:55 PM
guess he's not such and expert...
Two Cents
10-22-2001, 04:20 PM
Originally posted by Burzhui
call it irony
It's "ironic" for a snakehandler to die by a snakebite? :P
I saw some snake guru ,on Discovery I think, that had been biten over 100 times. He even takes injections of venom to build immunity. The old bastard blood is even used to make antivenom.
topane
10-22-2001, 04:29 PM
There are two men hiking through the woods. They step off the trail to relieve themselves, and one of them is bitten by a rattlesnake right on the tip of his penis. The bitten man feels faint and his companion runs to get help. He finds a doctor and asks him what he should do.
The doctor tells him the only way to save his friend is to cut into the skin and suck the poison out. He runs back to the bitten man who asks him "What did you find out? Will I be OK?"
With sadness in his voice, his friend says, "Sorry man, but the doctor said you're gonna die."
BrewMaster
10-22-2001, 05:12 PM
Originally posted by Thunder
guess he's not such and expert...
aparently...
Originally posted by JPR
I saw some snake guru ,on Discovery I think, that had been biten over 100 times. He even takes injections of venom to build immunity. The old bastard blood is even used to make antivenom.
I heard of that guy. Now he is a trip! His own blood is used to make anti-venom. That's too much!
zenbooty
10-22-2001, 05:17 PM
Originally posted by BrewMaster
His own blood is used to make anti-venom.
That's f***ing cool. That's so hardcore. That's like, like X-men hardcore!
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