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eSDee
10-22-2001, 11:45 PM
Taken from that Pong guy's website :)

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FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.

8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG.

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FREE PUPPIES:

1/2 COCKER SPANIEL

1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG

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FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD

PART STUPID DOG

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GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs.

NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.

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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG.

LOOKS LIKE A RAT...

BEEN OUT AWHILE.

BETTER BE REWARD.

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1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer

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SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...

ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.

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2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES:

1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, PAIR: $15

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TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH ITS OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L,

AUTO, EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800

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COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED...

ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.

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FULL SIZED MATTRESS. 20 YR. WARRANTY.

LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL.

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NORDIC TRACK $300

HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY

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BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING

WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS"

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SHAKESPEARE'S PIZZA - FREE CHOPSTICKS

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HUMMELS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER

"IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"

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HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB

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GEORGIA PEACHES

CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.

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NICE PARACHUTE:

NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE

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TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR?

WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS.

STARTING PAY: $7 -- $9 PER HOUR.

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EXERCISE EQUIPMENT:

QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS - $175.

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OUR SOFA SEATS THE WHOLE MOB

AND IT'S MADE OF 100% ITALIAN LEATHER.

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JOINING NUDIST COLONY!

MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER - $300.

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LAWYER SAYS CLIENT IS NOT THAT GUILTY.

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ALZHEIMER'S CENTER:

PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER

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OPEN HOUSE

BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON

FREE COFFEE & DONUTS

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(AND THE BEST ONE)

FOR SALE BY OWNER

Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45

volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or

best offer. No longer needed. Got married last

weekend. Wife knows everything.

sho.gun
10-22-2001, 11:52 PM
LOL those are foooooooony!!

Speedfreak
10-23-2001, 12:29 AM
:heh: Good ones.

Thunder
10-23-2001, 10:21 AM
funny, funny, funny...

K2
10-23-2001, 10:43 AM
LOL :heh: :D :cool: