Most embarrassing moments

[theHNIC]

Mine....

Getting the hiccups while having sex:banghead:

[sho.gun]

peed in my pants during class (3rd grade) while having a farting contest with a friend...


boys..:rolleyes:

[DizzyT]

Mine - this morning, falling UP the stairs while walking into work....

:blush:

[attgig]

8th grade...
Chorus trip....

we were coming back in a big yellow school bus with the girl that I liked in the bus....
I needed to pee....bad...
got the bus driver to pull the bus along the highway, and peed :D

[Memo]

1st Grade. Karate Class, Pissed in my pants.

[aglio412]

Originally posted by gotmilk
Mine....

Getting the hiccups while having sex:banghead:

i farted on 2 different occasions during sex...well, the first time was after, during the cuddling.

however...not my most embarrassing moments...

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by gotmilk
Mine....

Getting the hiccups while having sex:banghead:

i got cramp in my foot once... was ind of funny... i pulled it off for about 5 minutes before i almost died of pain:P

[Apex]

Originally posted by UT Memo
1st Grade. Karate Class, Pissed in my pants.

Teaching karate to K-3 graders. Some 1st grader was scared and peed his Gi.

[EdtheSped]

Ok, probably not the most embarrassing but very recent. Left a big warm chili fart in my office, well cubicle, and the secretary walked in to ask a question just as it was ripening. Most uncomfortable.

[PuTangClan]

On the way to prom I slipped and fell on my date, she was pissed, I thought it was funny.

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by EdtheSped
Ok, probably not the most embarrassing but very recent. Left a big warm chili fart in my office, well cubicle, and the secretary walked in to ask a question just as it was ripening. Most uncomfortable.

should have told her "wow let them air out before you walk into someones cubicle":D

[Blu]

My going away party from a few jobs ago. Everyone in the office shows up to say goodbye. I let one fly that was more than memorable.

TBG

[attgig]

oh, another one...

sleeping in my Signals and Systems class......I let out the most prettiest fart. I wake up from it...looking around (at first I didn't realize it was me...or that I even farted). I knew I heard something, but had no clue....:D

and another..
I was going to a winter semi-formal...picked up my date, but on the way from her front door to the car...slipped and fell on a patch of ice... :D

[xsiled2]

Originally posted by UT Memo
1st Grade. Karate Class, Pissed in my pants.


Originally posted by sho.gun
peed in my pants during class (3rd grade) while having a farting contest with a friend...


boys..:rolleyes:

pissin ur pants is the kooest

"if peeing you pants is cool consider me miles davis" " lady that was the sickest thing ive ever heard

[EdtheSped]

Ok, it's not true but I find it to be funny none the less.

http://www.familydmd.com/index2.htm

edit: this is a ~1.5M avi. It runs fine on my cable line but I am not sure how smooth it will be from a dialup connection.

[theorangeone]

Originally posted by xsiled2




pissin ur pants is the kooest

"if peeing you pants is cool consider me miles davis" " lady that was the sickest thing ive ever heard

woohoo! billy madison! i love that movie!

[theHNIC]

Originally posted by EdtheSped
Ok, it's not true but I find it to be funny none the less.

http://www.familydmd.com/index2.htm

edit: this is a ~1.5M avi. It runs fine on my cable line but I am not sure how smooth it will be from a dialup connection.

that was too funny.....all this time I never knew women farted, they always try to keep it on the hush, hush

[brainsmile]

high school prom... dinner. Go to the restroom. find it kind of weird that there is an intermediate mirrored room. Do my business and while I'm on my way out encounter 2 women coming in. I scold them for not paying attention and then notice that I am in the wrong room.

How embarassing is that? Good thing there wasn't anyone inside at the time. I would have been way uncomfortable then

[g222leav]

it would have to be when i was in 10 grade, we had what was called a study hour, you go into this quiet room, and just study, kinda like a library but it's just one large room. so i let out a real loud one (fart) and everybody heard, even the teacher was laughing at me, i didn't feel too good, soem girl had to go and say "geez stinky, couldn' you do that at home?"

yea, h.s. was cruel.

[StonedWheat]

I forgot to take the kryptonite lock off of my motorcycle I was on telegraph ave. in berkeley in the middle of the day, so there were a ton of people there. When I tried to take off, I heard a loud pop and some plastic parts of my bike flew into the street. Some dude picked up some parts and handed them back to me. My bike also fell on it's side. When I tried to pick it up, I slipped on a grease spot and landed face first on my helmet.

[g222leav]

ohhh dude that totally sucks...

like my friend...bought a brand new suzuki gsx-r 600, first time taking it out (literally)...making a right turn onto the street, he dropped it.

[hoey222]

ok - topane put me up to this post

I was waiting for my room-mates to show up. I wanted to watch some tv while i waited. all we had to sit on at the time was a glass topped coffee table. i sat in the wood edge to change the channel. i found something i like then sat back - right through the glass top.

I had to take my bloody a$$ to campus cause we had no phones at the time. nothing like having a crowd gather to look at your a$$.

worst of all i had to ask topane to help change the bandages.

:rolleyes:

[johnnymk]

I climbed up a fence(the one with the jagged edges on top) at a local high school football game. I was wearing cordurory pants. When I came back down, I saw that there was a big perfect square flap hanging from the top of my pants down to my crotch.

[topane]

Since everyone else is sharing...

Once in college, I went to my girlfriend's apartment after a party. Needless to say, we were both pretty wasted. Ended up having sex and passing out on the couch. The next morning I wake up with a throbbing headache, wrap a blanket around myself, and walk to the bathroom. I'm thinking that my penis feels sort of funny. I start to pee and realize that I'm still wearing a condom.
A year later, I'm dating a different girl, we go to a party, come back to my apartment, have sex, and pass out on the futon. Next morning I wake up, notice something isn't right, look down and there it is--another condom left on all night. I throw on my boxers and head to the bathroom just as my roommates (hoey and another guy) and coming out of the bedroom. I tell them I did the condom thing again and my one roommate, as he's walking past me, pulls down my boxers. Poor hoey looked down... :puke: