Da "Yo Mama" Thread

[DaFunkyUnit]

Yo Mama so stupid, that when you told her to take out the trash, she took your dad out on a date.

Yo Mama like a bag of chips: Free-to-Lay!

Yo mama's so stupid, she has 1 toe & bought a pair of flip flops.



... and the list continues...

[GraingerGuy]

Yo mama's so stupid...she was playing craps and shot a hole in the toilet!

[sbp]

You momma is so fat that when she hauls a$$, she has to make 2 trips.

[eSDee]

[al bundy] Your momma is so stupid, she gave your uncle a Blow Job because he said it would help his unemployment [/al bundy]

[DoPeY5007]

Your mamma is like a door knob, everyone gets a turn

[hoey222]

Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.

Yo mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Yo mama's so fat, her nickname is "Damn."

Yo mama's so ugly, it looks like she ran the 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym.

Yo mama's so ugly, they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

:heh: :D

[TommyBoomfiger]

Yo mama's so stupid, when she locked her keys in the car, it took her all day to get Yo family out.

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.

Yo mama's so stupid, if brains were gas she wouldn't have enough to power a flea-mobile around the inside of a Froot Loop.

If uglyness were a record, yo mama would be triple platnum in minutes.

Yo mama's so stupid, she went to Dr. Dre for a pap smear.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Dogg's holiday album.

[topane]

Yo mama's so greasy she glides when she walks

Yo mama's so ugly she had to get her baby drunk to breastfeed it

Yo mama's so ugly she made an onion cry

Yo mama's so stupid, she mailed a letter using a food stamp

Yo mama's so fat, she whistles bass

Yo mama's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck

[PuTangClan]

Let's get off the mom's, I just got off yours!!

[Two Cents]

Yo moma so stupid, she ain't got no fingers talkin' 'bout "I'm gonna press charges"

Yo moma so stupid, she got eyes in her butt talkin' 'bout "I can't see squat"

Yo moma so fat, she jumped off a starburst candy and busted her head open.

[joe52985]

yo mommas so dumb she thought menopause was the button on the vcr
yo mommas so dumb she triped over a cordless phone
yo mommas so fat she jumped down the grand canyon and got stuck
your mommas like a shotgun 2 cocks and she blows

[oblongmelon]

Yo'momma so ugly zookeepers said thanks for bringin' the bitch back!
Yo'momma so ugly when she was born the windows in her incubator were tinted.
Yo'momma so ugly when she goes to the beach the tide won't come in!
Yo'momma so ugly she'd make a freight train take a dirt road.
Yo'momma so ugly she has to sneak up on a hurricane to catch a breeze.
Yo'momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo'momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo'momma so fat she uses a satellite dish as a diaphragm.
Yo'momma so fat she thinks a balanced meal is a ham in each hand.
Yo'momma so fat she shows up on radar.

ALL COMPLIMENTS OF YO MOMMA UNIVERSE :)
http://www.geocities.com/yomommauniverse/

[zenbooty]

Yo mama's so poor she can't even pay attention!

Yo mama's so fat, when she wore her Malcolm X T-Shirt a helicopter tried to land on her!

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the beach no one else gets a tan!

Yo mama's so dark, when she goes to night school the teacher marks her absent!

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor didn't know which end to slap!

You're so ugly, when you were born and the doctor saw you, he slapped yo mama!

[pennypinch]

And of course the requisite:

Yo mama's so fat, she got little fat mamas in her gravitational orbit!

[Jihforce]

Yo Mama is so fat, when she was in school she sat next to EVERYBODY.

[Blu]

Originally posted by pennypinch
And of course the requisite:

Yo mama's so fat, she got little fat mamas in her gravitational orbit!

HAW HAW!!1

TBG

[StonedWheat]

yo mama's so ugly she gotta sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.

yo mama's so ugly, rice crispies don't even talk to her

yo momma's house is so small, i stuck the key in the door and stabbed 3 people.

yo mama's so small, she could hanglide on a dorito

yo mama's so fat when she wears red kids say "hey kool-aid!" to her.

[StonedWheat]

yo mama is so ugly she made stevie wonder do a double take(hahaha!)

yo mamma's so ghetto her roaches got roaches

Yo mama so fat she puts her belt on with a boomerang.

yo momma is so black when she eats tootsie rolls she has to wear white
gloves so she don't bite her fingers off.

Yo mama's so stupid she told me to meet her on the corner of Walk and Dont Walk.

yo momma so ugly, i pushed her face in some dough to make gorilla cookies.

yo momma so fat, when the bitch go to the beach people try to push her back
in the water.

[molecularfire]

Your mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu
Your mama's so fat, your dad had to roll over twice to get off of her
Your mama's so nasty, she gave crabs to the beach
Your mama's so fat when someone yells cool-aid, she comes crashing through the wall
Your mama's so fat her BVDs spell out Boulevard

[El Scorcho]

Whats yo mama and a back of cheetos have in common?

Both leave my fingers orange and cheesy when im dont wit em.


I needed to use a vacuum cleaner on your mom cause her carpet was so dirty.

[El Scorcho]

Originally posted by StonedWheat
yo momma so ugly, i pushed her face in some dough to make gorilla cookies.

yo momma so fat, when the bitch go to the beach people try to push her back
in the water.

these had me rollin on the floor... i gotta remember em

[Speedfreak]

yo mama so stupid it takes her an hour to make Minute Rice.

[evil-will]

Yo momma so fat she wears a vcr for a beeper

YO momma so fat her belt size is equator

yo momma so short she could sit on the curb and swing her legs

yo mommas teeth so yellow when smiles traffic slows down

yo momma so stupid she thinks eyeball is a sport

yo momma so stupid when i took her to the YMCA she said "look they spelled macys wrong"

bwa ha ha ha!

[LPMiller]

Yo mamma so ugly, Anne Heche went straight.

[sho.gun]

*ahem*

Yo mama is my mama

/me steps off the podium and take off running

[ChrisMG187]

Yo mama's teeth so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.

Yo mama's so old her social security number is 1.

Yo mama so fat, Willy freed her.

Yo mama so stupid she hops the turnstile when she gets off the train.

Yo mama so fat, after sex you can roll over 3 times and you're still on her.

Yo mama so fat i have to take a bus and two trains to get on her good side.

Yo mama so fat, i known her all my live and I still haven't seen all off her.

Yo mama so old she has IOU's from moses.

Yo mama so old she learned to drive on a brontosaurus.

[ZrEo0]

yo mama is so black, when she gets out of the car, the oil light comes on.
yo mama's so black that when the cops shot at her last night, the bullets had to come back and ask for directions.
yo mama's so black, she could get a job as a hole
yo mama's so black she sweats coffee.
yo mama's so black she got a part-time job as a shadow.
yo mama's so black she could leave fingerprints on coal.
yo mama's so black when she goes to night school they mark her absent.
yo mama's gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.

[ZrEo0]

yo mama is so white, she powers her own solar vehicle.
Your Mom is so white, she has General Electric stamped on her forehead.
yo mama is so white she sweats bleach.
yo mama is so white she craps flour
yo mama is so white she makes Barry Manilow look like Barry White.
yo mama is so white that Albinos make fun of her
yo mama is so white, when the cops shoot at her, the bullets come back and ask for sunglasses.
yo mama is so white, she scares ghosts.

[ZrEo0]

yo mama's is so poor that your still on layaway
yo mama's is so poor I walked in her house and her cat triped me and her mouse took my money
yo mama's is so poor, she borrows money from homeless people.
yo mama's is so poor that her tv only has two channels. ON AND OFF
yo mama's is so poor that i walked in the front door and tripped over the back gate
yo mama's is so poor, for Christmas she gave you a video of other people having Christmas.
yo mama's is poor i saw her putting a penny down the drain i said what ya doin she said payin the rent
yo mama's is so poor that in her neighborhood a rainbow appears only in black and white.
yo mama's is so poor she got married for the rice.
yo mama's is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street wearing just one shoe, I asked her "Hey, did you lose a shoe?". She said "No, I found one!"
yo mama's is so poor she can't even pay attention.
yo mama's is so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus.
yo mama's is so poor she can't afford free samples at the local Pathmark!
yo mama's is so poor, she cant kill the roaches because they pay her rent.
yo mama's is so po' she can't afford the 'or'
yo mama's is so poor she had to put her cardboard box on a second mortgage.
yo mama's so poor I walked in her front door and went out the back.
yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
yo mama's so poor she drives a peanut.
yo mama's so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
yo mama's so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
yo mama's so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!!!
yo mama's so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, "DING!"
yo mama's so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
yo mama's so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
yo mama's so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
yo mama's so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
yo mama's so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

[ZrEo0]

Your Mom is so stupid she made a bid on eBay without checking the sellers feedback profile.
Your Mom is so stupid, your dad said,"I wanna eat your pussy." So she barbecued her cat.
Your Mom is so stupid that when she discovered her distributor was 180 degrees out, she had you hold it while she turned the car around!!
Your Mom is stupid she jumped out a window and went up!
Your Mom is so small she jumped off match box and commited suicide
this website is so stupid, i ought to k*** every single one of you for making it
You people are so stupid you actually think these jokes are funny
Your Mom is so stupid she robbed a bank for common sense.
Your Mom is so stupid she forgot the recipe to make ice cubes.
Your Mom on a stick, twirling around.
Your Mom is so stupid, she mailed a letter using a food stamp!
Your Mom is so stupid, she thought that Fruit Punch was a gay boxer.
Your Mom is so stupid she could't even pass a blood test.
Your Mom is so stupid she told me this joke and thought it was hilarious.
Your Mom is so stupid she got lost in the desert and froze to death
Your Mom is so stupid that she eats monopoly and craps connect four
Your Mom is so stupid she locked her self in side the car
Your Mom is so stupid she tried to shake hands with a palm tree.
Your Mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Your Mom is so stupid she didn't know what a tripple humbucker with two-way switching and a floyd rose double locking tremolo was.
Your Mom is so stupid she thought she needed a token to get into soul trian
Your Mom is so stupid she thinks these jokes are funny.
Your Mom is so stupid she brought her car back cause there were no gloves in the glove compartment
Your Mom is so stupid she said she couldn't afford a free car wash
Your Mom is so stupid, she thought the "W" on the Periodic Table stood for water.
Your Mom is so stupid, she brought a ladder to a Giants game!
Your Mom is so stupid she attatched 16 Mb of RAM into the 4916 PORT instead of her motherboard
Your Mom is so stupid, she got fired from a blowjob!
Your Mom is so stupid she brought a remote to the movies!
Your mom is so stupid she got locked in Mc Donalds and lost 150 pounds.
Your Mom is so stupid she couldn't get over the self-portrait she saw every time she walked into the bathroom.
Your Mom is so stupid she sold her tv to buy a video
Your Mom is so stupid she fell out of the window ironing the curtain
Your Mom is so stupid, she thinks the spirit realm is a basketball team!
Your Mom's so stupid she can only count to twenty if she's barefoot!
Your Mom is so stupid she drove to her car.
Your Mom is stupid she got locked inside food store and starved to death.
Your Mom is so stupid, she thinks you're smart!
Your Mom is so stupid, she thought menopause was a button on the tape deck!
Your Mom is so stupid she got locked inside a motorcycle!
Your Mom is so stupid she thinks wreslting is real!
Your Mom's so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
Your Mom's so stupid that she traded her car for gas money!!
Your Mom is so stupid, when I look into her eyes, I see the back of her head.
Your Mom's so stupid, when you were a baby she only changed your diaper once a month, because on the box it said "Good for up to 15 pounds".
Your Mom's so stupid, she got stabbed in a gun fight.
Your Mom is so stupid, she returned her car because she couldn't get closed captioning for the radio!
Your mom is so stupid; she thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet.
Your Mom is so dumb she stared at the orange juice carton for five hours because it said 'concentrate'
Your mom's so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed!
Your mom is so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window!
Your mom is so stupid she got strangled by a cordless phone.
Your mom is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
Your mom is so stupid when she robbed the store, she came out with a receipt.
Your mom is so stupid, she went to pick up your sister at the airport and saw a sign which said, "Airport Left", so turned around and went home.
Your Mom is so stupid she installed an ejection seat in a helicopter
Your Mom is so stupid she threw a ball in the air and missed.
Your Mom is so dumb she took a screwdriver and a sheet of paper and said, "I feel like eating a jelly donut."
Your Mom's so stupid she thinks having an ugly-ass kid like you was her greatest achievement!
Your Mom's so dumb, she fell out of the tree raking leaves.
Your Mom's so stupid; you come in and say it's chilly outside, she'll run out with a spoon!
Your Mom's so stupid she tripped over the cordless phone.
Your Mom's so stupid she tried to drown a fish!
Your Mom's so stupid she tried to knock a bird off the cliff!
Your Mom's so stupid she sold the car for gas money.
Your Mom's so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.
Your Mom's so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Your Mom's so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Your Mom's so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Your Mom's so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Your Mom's so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read
Your Mom's so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Your Mom's so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Your Mom's so stupid, she had you!!
Your Mom's so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
Your Mom's so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Your Mom's so stupid she thought a quarterback was a money back refund.
Your Mom's so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Your Mom's so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Your Mom's so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Your Mom's so stupid she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company.
Your Mom's so stupid she clicked on an Ad Banner!
Your Mom's so stupid she saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" so the bitch went home.
Your Mom's so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Your Mom's so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Your Mom's so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Your Mom's so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Your Mom's so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Your Mom's so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Your Mom's so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Your Mom's so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Your Mom's so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Your Mom's so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."
Your Mom's so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Your Mom's so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Your Mom's so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Your Mom's so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Your Mom's so stupid she stole free bread.
Your Mom's so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Your Mom's so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Your Mom's so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Your Mom's so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Your Mom's so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Your Mom's so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Your Mom's so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Your Mom's so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Your Mom's so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train

[ZrEo0]

Your Mom is so fat she sells shade in the summer.
Your mom is so fat that her muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.
Your Mom is so fat when she get a cut she bleeds milkshakes
Your Mom is so fat she walked by the tv and i missed three episodes.
Your Mom is so fat, she whistles bass.
Your Mom is so fat, she's the only one at the beach that gets a tan.
Your Mom is so fat she pays taxes in three different countries!
Your Mom is so fat when she wears a green dress she looks like a pool table.
Your Mom is so fat she could sell her shade.
Your Mom is so fat that you couldn't store her on a 4000 hexabite hardrive!
Your Mom is so fat that her wedding picture was printed by Hagstrom.....in a three-volume atlas.
Your Mom is so fat she has a homeless family living under her
Your Mom is so fat, she has a lifeguard for her cereal bowl.
Your Mom is so fat she violates 17 different zoning laws
Your Mom is so fat she can seat a family of six
Your Mom is so fat she can walk around the world in three steps
Your Mom's butt checks are so fat they look like two pigs fighting over a milkdud.
Your Mom is so fat she was overthrown by a small militia, she's now know as The Republic of Your Mom
Your Mom is so fat she is the same height lying down as she is standing up.
Your Mom is so fat she had a dream of marshmellows and when she woke up her pillows were gone.
Your Mom is so fat, when she went to the top of the St. Louis Arch it turned into a McDonald's sign.
Your Mom is so fat when she plays hop scotch she goes B.C, Edmonton,Toronto, Qubec.......
Your Mom is so fat that the local restaurant says maximum occupancy 45 people or your mom
Your Mom is so fat, after sex she smokes a ham.
Your Mom's so fat were in her right now.
Your mom is so fat, the only time she sees 90210 is when she steps on the scale.
Your Mom is so fat she bungie-jumped and went straight to hell!
Your Mom is so fat that she has to wake up in sections.
Your Mom is so fat, she blocked all the light out in plato's cave.
Your Mom's so fat the only time she saw 90210 is when she stepped on the scale.
Your Mom's so fat, when she rolls over in bed she burns her ass on the light bulb.
Your Mom is so fat she when she hauls ass she has to make two trips.
Your Mom is so fat that when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Your mom is so fat she sat in the back of a bus and made it ride wheelies.
Your Mom is so fat, she gets in the bathtub and the neighbors' toilets overflow.
Your Mom's so fat she has to iron her clothes in the drive way.
Your Mom's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Your Mom's so fat she has to use a parachute for a dress.
Your Mom's so fat she has to put a belt on with a boomerang.
Your Mom's so fat, every time she turns, its her birthday.
Your Mom's so fat, that after we finished having sex, I rolled over twice, and I was still on the Bitch!
Your Mom's so fat, if she wears a green a white sweater, she looks like a football field.
Your Mom's so fat, when i get on top of her i burn my ass on the light bulb.
Your Mom's so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Your Mom's so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Your Mom's so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Your Mom's so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Your Mom's so fat you have to roll her ass in flour and look for the wet spot to f**k her!
Your Mom's so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Your Mom's so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!
Your Mom's so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
Your Mom's so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Your Mom's so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
Your Mom's so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitches good side!
Your Mom's so fat she wakes up in sections!
Your Mom's so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
Your Mom's so fat she's got her own area code!
Your Mom's so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Your Mom's so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Your Mom's so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
Your Mom's so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Your Mom's so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Your Mom's so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Your Mom's so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Your Mom's so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Your Mom's so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Your Mom's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Your Mom's so fat people jog around her for exercise
Your Mom's so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Your Mom's so fat when she back up she beep.
Your Mom's so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
Your Mom's so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Your Mom's so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Your Mom's so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Your Mom's so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Your Mom's so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Your Mom's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Your Mom's so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Your Mom's so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Your Mom's so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Your Mom's so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Your Mom's so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Your Mom's so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Your Mom's so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Your Mom's so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Your Mom's so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Your Mom's so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Your Mom's so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Your Mom's so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Your Mom's so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Your Mom's so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Your Mom's so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Your Mom's so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Your Mom's so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass
Your Mom's so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
Your Mom's so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Your Mom's so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
Your Mom's so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Your Mom's so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
Your Mom's so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!
Your Mom's so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.
Your Mom's so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water
Your Mom's so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
Your Mom's so fat she stands in two time zones.
Your Mom's so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
Your Mom's so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
Your Mom's so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Your Mom's so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....
Your Mom's so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
Your Mom's so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Your Mom's so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
Your Mom's so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Your Mom's so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Your Mom's so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Your Mom's so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Your Mom's so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Your Mom's so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!
Your Mom's so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
Your Mom's so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
Your Mom's so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
Your Mom's so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Your Mom's so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!
Your Mom's so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Your Mom's so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Your Mom's so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Your Mom's so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Your Mom's so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
Your Mom's so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Your Mom's so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Your Mom's so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Your Mom's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"
Your Mom's so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
Your Mom's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
Your Mom's so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Your Mom's so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Your Mom's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
Your Mom's so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Your Mom's so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Your Mom's so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Your Mom's so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Your Mom's so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
Your Mom's so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Your Mom's so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
Your Mom's so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Your Mom's so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Your Mom's so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!

[ZrEo0]

www.yourmom.com

[DaFunkyUnit]

...coz i started the thread

Yo Daddy so bald, that when he puts on a turtle-neck, he looks like a busted condom.

[Fatass]

Yo mama's so fat, after sex she smokes a turkey.

Yo mama's panties so funky, roaches check in, but don't check out.

Yo mama's teeth so nasty, she spits yoo hoo.

Yo mama so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

Yo mama so fat, she sweats gravy.

Yo mama so fat, she wipes her @$$ with paper towels.

Yo mama's fun bags sag so low, she's got bruises on her shins from kicking them around.

[Nija]

Originally posted by DaFunkyUnit
...coz i started the thread

Yo Daddy so bald, that when he puts on a turtle-neck, he looks like a busted condom.
:heh: :laugh: :thumb:
oh too funny....
side hurts....
must not spit sprite out...
*wipes tear*

damn... too late...
*cleaning up spittled sprite*

Nija

[El Scorcho]

yo mama so greasy she sweats crisco.

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by ChrisMG187
Yo mama's teeth so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.




Wow i was cracking up for a good 15 minutes:D

[topane]

Originally posted by Fatass
Yo mama's so fat, after sex she smokes a turkey.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :laugh:

[ribitch]

yo mama so dumb, she thought you got chipped beef from a toothy blow job

[molecularfire]

Well folks... it took him 9 months, but he thought of one that hasn't already been said. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[ribitch]

Originally posted by molecularfire
Well folks... it took him 9 months, but he thought of one that hasn't already been said. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I stole it from me myself and irene. i modified it some, becaus eit wasnt originally about your mom

[brainsmile]

Yo Mama's so fat that she sat on a rainbow and skittles came poppin out.

Yo Mama's so fat that when she sits around the house... she sits AROUND the house!

Yo Mama's stupid, she thinks ebola is a variation of ebonics.




I just thought these up so forgive me if they suck :D

[oblongmelon]

*ahem* Yo Momma's would drag you outside and whoop yo ass if she knew you was postin Yo Momma Jokes.

[MadCool]

Even more Yo Momma jokes here http://www.madcool.com/mc/jokes/

[Showtime]

oh yeah, your mamas lips are so big.... when she pouts her bottom lip looks like a brown turtle neck sweater(Redd).

She's so fat she sat on a quarter and made change.

Shes sooo fat she uses a hoola hoop as a belt and her mama is so fat her mama uses a hoola hoops to hold up her socks.

Shes so fat she bought some new shoes she "heard" was nice lookin.

Shes so fat that Hometown Buffet pays her to not eat there.

Shes so fat, that the art of dj scratching came from her dancing in courdaroy pants.*

Shes so fat she dresses in tent sizes(2 man, 3 man, cabin etc).*

Shes so skinny she fell through a crack.

Shes so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl and asked about her "quarterback" refund.

So poor I went to her house and stepped on a lit cigarette and she asked, "who turned off the heat?"


-jel:halo:

[Sir_Froggy]

Originally posted by
Yo mama's so stupid, when she locked her keys in the car, it took her all day to get Yo family out.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Dogg's holiday album.


hahahahaahha :heh:

[Burzhui]

YO MAMA IS SO STUPID, SHE DJ'S FOR THE ICE CREAM TRUCK

[hang10wannabe]

yo mama... so fat... so easy... o wait... yo mama so stupid... ran into a... i got nothing :confused:

[GraingerGuy]

HAHAHA!! That last post by hang10wannabe reminds me of undercover brother....:)

"What a girl wants...what a girl ne......hap.....free...." :) (By none other than Doogie Howser..:))

ok...

Yo momma's so hairy, she looks like Chewbacca with a weave!

[Jeffbx]

Originally posted by ZrEo0
Your mom is so fat that her muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.


HA hahahaha! That one kills me!

Did anyone do this one yet?

"Your momma is so fat, she has smaller fat women orbiting around her"

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by Jeffbx


HA hahahaha! That one kills me!

Did anyone do this one yet?

"Your momma is so fat, she has smaller fat women orbiting around her" :bonk: smaller fat momma's

[Jeffbx]

Originally posted by Burzhui
:bonk: smaller fat momma's


I stand corrected

/looks for an icepack

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by DarkFury
You momma's feet so small.. she use bottlecaps for shoes.

whatcho say bout my momma?

[The Continental]

Yo Mama So Fat That The Doctor Told Her She Was Infected With The Flesh Eating Bacteria And She Only Had 285 Years Left To Live

[hang10wannabe]

:( why u be making fun of my momma... :bawl:

*runs away crying... looking for a gun* :woo: prepare for the worst... :heh:

[latingirl]

Okay, I was searchin for a smilie that's not on the "smilie list" (I remembered it was in a particular thread) and ran across THIS....:D

[DoPeY5007]

Originally posted by latingirl
Okay, I was searchin for a smilie that's not on the "smilie list" (I remembered it was in a particular thread) and ran across THIS....:D :wow: we got some one else to do the laght night dig'n :hihi: