Funny: FBI Agent screening exam

[topane]

I got 35-40% correct:

"Level - Airport Security Personnel

You are of no useto our intelligence force."

http://www.nationallampoon.com/MoDstyles/wwwaste/cporit/cporit.asp

[Jenny]

hahahahah I got 45-50% correct: Level 7 (the 7 is a 7-11 sign), Director of Human Resources.

"Nice going. You have saved our nation. Half of it, that is. The rest have been destroyed by some horrific biochemical warfare or homemade nuclear device. Please stop wasting our valuable time. In return, the receptionist will provide you with a complimentary one-way Greyhound Bus ticket to whatever ****heel town you came out here from."

[attgig]

Man, I suck....

15-20% correct: Level - Idiot Savant (minus the savant)

Multiculturalizm is obviously not your strongsuit
However, we believe we have the perfect assignment for you: the NBC Mailroom

Just Kidding. We love to kid.

Goodby & goodluck

[Markel]

After taking it a couple of times, I cheated (wrote down the answers) and took it again. (Hint - for the questions where there is no correct answer you have to let the question time out.) So what happens when I score perfect?


85 - 100% Correct: Level - Terrorist

No American could possibley achieve a score this high. You are a major security risk. We have reason to believe you are in fact a memeber of the Al-Qaeda terrorist network.

Please remove your clothing, turn in all your weapons at the front desk, and place your hands behind your back for additional security clearance.

Ok. So which way to the front desk? Why is everybody looking at me strangely?

[brainsmile]

55-60%

[zenbooty]

25-30% correct - Level: LAPD

Be careful. Your score indicates you may have difficulty distinguishing your wife from your mother-in-law and/or from your children. :heh: