People to drop on Afghanistan

[topane]

I've seen a few things mentioned around the forums about "so-and-so" should be dropped on Afghanistan. So, who do you folks think we should drop on them? So far I've got:

Jerry Falwell
Limp Bizkit
Daniel M. Snyder
Carl Everett

[sbp]

Al Sharpton
Jese Jackson
Bill Maher

[sbp]

Dayum he got me. :heh: :P

[pennypinch]

I could go with Bill Maher. That guy wasn't funny or interesting before that infamous comment, and he's not now.

Incidentally, though, he was VERY pro-military before that. I sense that comment was taken way out of context.

[BrewMaster]

Originally posted by DarkFury
:hehehmm:

damn. that smile is funny!

I think they should drop Ariel Sharron and Albert Carnesale (the UCLA Chancellor). Boot Carson Daley outta the plane too, while you're at it.

[Jihforce]

yeah, i second the notion of carson daly. I hate that guy.

-Robert Downey Jr
-Freddy Prince Jr
-J.Lo.

And we should go with psychological warfare and play music released by movie stars :D I'm sure listening to Bruce Willis sing will drive anyone mad.

[BrewMaster]

Originally posted by Jihforce


-Robert Downey Jr


Robert Downey Jr. would fuk up the C130 cargo plane they try to drop him out of. They can tie him down. It don't matter. He's fuked up more hotel rooms than the has countries. He'll tear that plane apart before they can drop him. And then he'll snort some cocaine as the plane goes down. He's a terror.

[Jihforce]

Originally posted by BrewMaster


Robert Downey Jr. would fuk up the C130 cargo plane they try to drop him out of. They can tie him down. It don't matter. He's fuked up more hotel rooms than the has countries. He'll tear that plane apart before they can drop him. And then he'll snort some cocaine as the plane goes down. He's a terror.

Tranquilize his arse, tie him up to a rocket, and send him over. Then he can rain terror over. :D

[Jihforce]

Originally posted by DarkFury

Hey.. if she weren't already married, I would say drop J.Lo at my house... But alas...she is "taken".

If you drop her off the plane, she'll land on everybody :hihi:

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by sbp
Al Sharpton
Jese Jackson
Bill Maher


YES


Without parachutes

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by BrewMaster


damn. that smile is funny!

I think they should drop Ariel Sharron and Albert Carnesale (the UCLA Chancellor). Boot Carson Daley outta the plane too, while you're at it.

What you say??? Drop Ariel Sharron ??? :nono: bad Brew, bad, bad, bad brew and what the hell did Carson do to you? He's cool, i got no problems with him

[topane]

The RIAA

[mojo]

bin laden
all bin's terrorist buddies
bob saget

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by mojorisin
bin laden
all bin's terrorist buddies



:confused:

how does that work, please explain

[hapoo]

Originally posted by DarkFury

Hey.. if she weren't already married, I would say drop J.Lo at my house... But alas...she is "taken".


in that case... leave her alone and drop off the husband :D

[Jenny]

Originally posted by Jihforce
Freddy Prince Jr


First of all, buddy, it's FreddIE PrinZe. ;) And second, who the heck do you think you are?? He's one of my 2 favorite actors! He's adorable!! :D (lol ya know I'm just teasin ya...well, aside from me loving Freddie. I do! :D )

Oh, and my vote is for Sir Froggy. His atrocious spelling (I know he's doing it on purpose - or at least, I hope so!) is driving me insane. Geez...

[mojo]

Originally posted by Burzhui



:confused:

how does that work, please explain
how does any of it work...this all seems pretty hypothetical so far.

or did you really expect to drop live people on the country :rolleyes:

[Jihforce]

Originally posted by Jenny



First of all, buddy, it's FreddIE PrinZe. ;) And second, who the heck do you think you are?? He's one of my 2 favorite actors! He's adorable!! :D (lol ya know I'm just teasin ya...well, aside from me loving Freddie. I do! :D )

Oh, and my vote is for Sir Froggy. His atrocious spelling (I know he's doing it on purpose - or at least, I hope so!) is driving me insane. Geez...

freddy prinze is nas-T, he's all trying to be cute and funny...Ewww...please, no guy is like that unless he's gay. :P

[Nanotech9]

alen greenspan
bill & hill
ATF
PETA
OSHA
RIAA
JANET RENO! (drop her 3 times!)

[hapoo]

Originally posted by Nanotech9

alen greenspan
bill & hill
ATF
PETA
OSHA
RIAA
JANET RENO! (drop her 3 times!)

hmm i'm not too fond of our president either. Theres gotta be a better choice out there.

[El Scorcho]

Originally posted by Nanotech9

JANET RENO! (drop her 3 times!)

i think that would be a very strategical military move... im sure shed kick a lot of ass.

[El Scorcho]

Originally posted by mojorisin
bin laden
all bin's terrorist buddies


arent they ALREADY there?

i suppose you could pick them up and fly around a few times and then drop em.

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by El Scorcho


arent they ALREADY there?

i suppose you could pick them up and fly around a few times and then drop em.

Yea that's what i was thinking, that's why i said please explain how that works... weird peoples i'll tell ya

[mojo]

Originally posted by El Scorcho


arent they ALREADY there?

i suppose you could pick them up and fly around a few times and then drop em.
that is actually the point. since they are dropped...they will not survive. i wasn't going for a delivery, like food or something.

i mean really...if you drop someone there and they survive, they wont really do too much damage. and a lot of these people are terrorists in their own right (take bob saget, for example).

so take the terrorists and let them bounce off the ground in afghanistan. what remains can't be pretty. it would be a nice message for them ;) .

for added effect, we can pin notes to their shirts like when your mom sent you to school with your milk money pinned somewhere so you wouldn't lose it :D

[Lolita]

Oh geez, please do away with Loius Anderson, I just have so much hate for that man, oh and while you're at it, do away with Reese Witherspoon and Courtney Cox (and her husband too)

[Nija]

Originally posted by mojorisin

and a lot of these people are terrorists in their own right (take bob saget, for example).


OMG that was funny!!!

Nija

[OC]

The person that wrote Zoolander
The person that agreed to MAKE Zoolander (sorry, I hate stupid-humor movies like that)
Tom Greene
Rush Limbaugh
Mark & Brian
Dr Laura
everyone who's ever appeared on Springer or similar shows
whoever decided to wait OVER A YEAR to continue The Sopranos on HBO
Geraldo Rivera
everyone that is impressed by those "but wait, there's more!" commercials (imagine the average IQ increase!)
WWF creators & fans (ditto)
Katherine Harris
Ken Starr
The Crocodile Hunter
The Mariners - if only they had a Best Choking Series

[zenbooty]

O.J. Simpson
Henry Kissinger
Justin Timberlake

for starters, anyway.

[Paladin]

Originally posted by Nanotech9

JANET RENO! (drop her 3 times!)

You gonna need a bigger plane

[SonyGuy]

Drop Drew Barrymore while you're at it. She's such an idiot and I hate all of her movies. Especially never been kissed...

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by DarkFury

Heh... she could "land on me" anytime... :naughty:

I'll fight you for her :P

[Burzhui]

Than again DF my parent's taught me that sharing can be fun :naughty:

[pennypinch]

Originally posted by SonyGuy
Drop Drew Barrymore while you're at it. She's such an idiot and I hate all of her movies. Especially never been kissed...

Sorry, but this post requires us to drop you. The fact that you've actually seen Never Been Kissed is a droppable offense.

Give our best to the Afgans!

[Lolita]

Originally posted by DarkFury

Heh... FREAK!

(I'm telling Lolita on you!... Now I can have J.Lo to myself!)


Lolita now knows :mad3: burzhui has some serious pain coming to him :smash: :woo:

[Black Francis]

Bette Midler
Jeff Goldblum
Jar-Jar Binks

Bombs should be attached to each.