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OC
10-25-2001, 09:45 PM
If you could control your computer by talking to it, what name would you give it?

Nanotech9
10-25-2001, 09:48 PM
Hal, of course.

ZrEo0
10-25-2001, 09:49 PM
the title of my pc is "NOT A POS!"
if i was to name it,,, it would be bob

oblongmelon
10-25-2001, 10:01 PM
Monte

hapoo
10-25-2001, 10:16 PM
Originally posted by Nanotech9
Hal, of course.


you took the words out of my mouth.
My god, its full of stars!

g222leav
10-26-2001, 12:23 AM
charlie....i name everything charlie

TommyBoomfiger
10-26-2001, 12:45 AM
Originally posted by oblongmelon
Monte

i love that. its an inside joke. mine, i would call it SLOW. until i get a better one. then i would hide it in the server room and call it forgotten.

BrewMaster
10-26-2001, 12:56 AM
Yoda.

Nija
10-26-2001, 02:34 AM
all my computers are going to be part of the "Blood" network...
this computer would be called Knightblood, my laptop is called BloodKnight.. the next one is EvilBlood, .... it's all based on the BKOTCT.... :)

Nija

hoey222
10-26-2001, 04:20 AM
charlie....i name everything charlie

but who would want to play with a charlie in the box????


:heh:

theorangeone
10-26-2001, 05:15 AM
when i was on the computer network at CMU, my computer was named orange. imagine that. :)

anyhow, i'd probably name it sammy or jake cause thats what i like to name things.

topane
10-26-2001, 05:22 AM
Either HAL or s***bucket

eSDee
10-26-2001, 06:13 AM
"Tihsfo Eceip"

welfareloser
10-26-2001, 06:36 AM
my computer was pimp, then i got the new one, and named it pimpdaddy. when pimpdaddy goes away, tho, i'll have to rename the old one "abandoned crack ho" or something.

aglio412
10-26-2001, 07:14 AM
my router/firewall's name is the assigned @home name...beh!

however my soon to be linux webserver has been dubbed guernica

and the win2k workstation, well....i'll call it, "slow and inefficient" or maybe "underachiever"

seriously though, i'm thinking of a naming convention for my LAN...originally wanted to use all simpsons names, but i have a feeling that isn't all that unique.

could use names like: Jetta, Golf, GTi (for the badass machine), Passat (for the middle aged machine)

hehehehe....i'll think of something...

Markel
10-26-2001, 07:37 AM
Originally posted by aglio412
my router/firewall's name is the assigned @home name...beh!
Yeah, they renamed by system when I switched (forcibly) over from mediaone to @home. Before that it was BIGSYS because it was my power system (well, it's just a 1G Tbird running at 1.155 or something). I guess I still like 6 character "node names" from my old DECnet days. :)

OC
10-26-2001, 07:49 AM
I can't believe none of the young bucks around here picked "dude"...

Mine is Artoo, btw.

-OC

TommyBoomfiger
10-26-2001, 07:51 AM
Originally posted by EsDeeLoco
"Tihsfo Eceip"

LOL

nhbilly
10-26-2001, 07:53 AM
Nerv after Evangelion Anime......

Kim
10-26-2001, 08:02 AM
Mine is named "hangin' piece of S***!"

SilverKJ
10-26-2001, 08:31 AM
beyondheaven

Burzhui
10-26-2001, 08:58 AM
Mine's Burzhui... simple yet satisfying

Markel
10-26-2001, 09:04 AM
Originally posted by Burzhui
Mine's Burzhui... simple yet satisfying
So, Burzhui, which one of you is doing the posting? :D

cruelpupet
10-26-2001, 09:17 AM
I have, and would name it JANE

Hint: Enders Game

Burzhui
10-26-2001, 09:21 AM
Originally posted by Markel

So, Burzhui, which one of you is doing the posting? :D

most of the time i provide the ideas and the input and the computer usually does the whole thing with the transfers and the 010100010010100101000100101001001101000100100101010111001010010110

Speedfreak
10-26-2001, 09:27 AM
Information Superhighway Kill

g222leav
10-26-2001, 09:33 AM
OHHHHHHHHHHH, u guys are talking about LAN names. well i'm so generic, i call my desktop "desktop" and my laptop "laptop"...usually when i go to lan parties, there's some sort of computer.....hey, i don't see your computer on the network.....

attgig
10-26-2001, 09:45 AM
yeah, my lan name for my first computer is Zzzz (on the CMU network :))

my second box...hmmm attgig :)

zenbooty
10-26-2001, 09:58 AM
Never thought about naming my computer, really.

If I did, though, I'd probably just call it Bitch.

Jihforce
10-26-2001, 10:41 AM
Home:
-----
Core (P3-550)
Jihforce (Dual P2-400)
Aeternus (Athlon 1.3ghz)
----
Work:
----
MAI100

Blu
10-26-2001, 10:59 AM
Hmm, I think it would be Baxter. I like that name, and I think it fits a computer.

TBG

Jihforce
10-26-2001, 11:11 AM
Back in our school lab, we were allow to name our computer every year. The first year, we had all our computers named after characters from Godzilla movies. The second year, we named ours after shakesperian characters. That was a lot of fun :P

wrkngirl
10-26-2001, 11:16 AM
work is "my damn computer"
home is "ben".
:)

Markel
10-26-2001, 11:21 AM
Within Digital Equipment there were always some creative names. What got especially interesting was when several systems were "clustered" together - there was a cluster name and individual system names. There were beer-named clusters, but one of my favorites was the "Stooges" cluster with systems named Larry, Moe, Curley, and Shemp.

goyo2
10-26-2001, 02:08 PM
If I could control my computer with voice commands I would call it "Mistress," I mean we both know who wears the pants in the relationship.

"Yes Mistress here's more ram" or "No Mistress I would never bring a laptop from work into the house." I've spent more on this current computer than on my last three girlfriends combined!

Nija
10-26-2001, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by cruelpupet
I have, and would name it JANE

Hint: Enders Game
mmmm jane..... yum... when i read it, i always got the mental picture of some really hot digital chick... :) mmm need to read that series again.... found out there is like two new books for it even... w00p

Nija

jujubees
10-26-2001, 02:31 PM
I've always named my comps paquito. :D
Instead of saying "My Computer," my desktop icon says "Me llamo paquito."
I just think it's a fun name to say.

AmRivlin
10-26-2001, 10:46 PM
RivLIN
RivTEC
MathWIZ

Dont ask me how or why but i really refer to them as these. I can call my roomate and ask him to shut down RivTEC and he knows what I mean!

http://www.anandtech.com/myanandtech.html?member=79319

ProMinx
10-27-2001, 12:04 AM
Recently my computer has held the titles of "Sidewinder", "ProMinx", "Anarchy", and "Omni" (the last 2 are products of my re-surfacing Anarchy Online addiction). I might have to settle for "Bob" though, in honor of the old Sega Genesis game...

ProMinx