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theHNIC
10-26-2001, 09:55 AM
that would be so nice. never have to pee when you get drunk. or be chillin with a chick and have to poop hella bad. that would be the life.

Markel
10-26-2001, 09:58 AM
Just a word of warning. Bodily function threads do not seem to last very long around here.

topane
10-26-2001, 10:52 AM
I don't think the functions are the problem, but the humor about said functions is a no-no :nono:

Markel
10-26-2001, 10:54 AM
Originally posted by topane
I don't think the functions are the problem, but the humor about said functions is a no-no :nono:
And the two never seem to be far apart around here. :heh:

welfareloser
10-26-2001, 10:55 AM
Originally posted by Markel

And the two never seem to be far apart around here. :heh:

:heh:

(doh... now i did it... i done went and laughed... bye-bye, thread, we hardly knew ye...)

Burzhui
10-26-2001, 12:01 PM
You kidding me, pooping is like the best feeling in the world you know?
I mean come on let's say u have no access to the bathroom... and you are stuck in traffic then you break down the door and run into the bathroom strap yourself in and let it out... now is there anybody here that can tell me that, that feeling of relief is not the best in the world????


And why can't you poop if you are out with a chick?

welfareloser
10-26-2001, 12:03 PM
Originally posted by Burzhui
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:heh: this thread is soooooo gone... :puke:

topane
10-26-2001, 12:04 PM
Originally posted by DarkFury
Hmmm... if you didn't "pee" or "poo", then where would the waste go?I guess if it didn't leave the body, it wouldn't need to. It's only called "waste" because we don't need it. If we used all of the crap that went into our bodies we wouldn't have to pass the other stuff through. Or maybe we'd just sweat it out.

hapoo
10-26-2001, 12:52 PM
Originally posted by topane
Or maybe we'd just sweat it out.


GREAAAAT then we'd smell like **** :umm:

topane
10-26-2001, 12:55 PM
Originally posted by hapoo



GREAAAAT then we'd smell like **** :umm: Just imagine what your breath would smell like... :puke:

Markel
10-26-2001, 01:12 PM
I always hoped that someone would be able to develop a dog that would never have to be let outside.

Got Apex Moderator
10-26-2001, 01:35 PM
Enjoy a timeout gotmilk