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oblongmelon
10-26-2001, 03:18 PM
ok ok It came in an email..

Why are radical Muslim terrorists so quick to commit suicide?

Let's look at their lifestyle:
No premarital sex.
No oral sex. Giving or receiving. Never.
No booze. None.
No TV. No cable TV.
No Spice channel. No Playboy channel.
No Hooters. "What is this Hooters of which you speak ?!?"
No organized sports of any kind. That's right -- no sports.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veil's. Women have
to cover up everything!
Very, very, very few cars. Camels. Many camels.
Sand. F*cking sand everywhere!
More sand.
Ever fish at an oasis?
Rags for clothes and hats.
Bar-B-Q's are cooked over burning camel dung chips.
Eating with your right hand only -- because you wipe your ass
with your left hand.
Constant wailing from the ******* next door ... no wait,
is that music? Sh*t! I can't tell.

Oh, by the way, when you die it all gets better!
EdtheSped
10-26-2001, 04:02 PM
Eating with your right hand only -- because you wipe your ass

Does that mean that muslims have to choke the chicken with their left hand too? I guess that wouldn't be all bad for the lefties.
Burzhui
10-26-2001, 04:06 PM
Originally posted by EdtheSped


Does that mean that muslims have to choke the chicken with their left hand too? I guess that wouldn't be all bad for the lefties.

they can't jerk off
EdtheSped
10-26-2001, 04:15 PM
they can't jerk off

Maybe that's why they're so angry
PuTangClan
10-26-2001, 05:56 PM
Originally posted by EdtheSped


Maybe that's why they're so angry

Yeah, blue balls lead to suicide
helius
10-26-2001, 07:22 PM
:rolleyes: :disa:
Burzhui
10-26-2001, 10:34 PM
Originally posted by PuTangClan


Yeah, blue balls lead to suicide

precisely
hapoo
10-26-2001, 11:24 PM
:heh:
exagerated but funny none the less :)
BrewMaster
10-27-2001, 01:21 AM
Originally posted by hapoo
:heh:
exagerated but funny none the less :)

yes.
Constant wailing from the ******* next door ...

I'm arabic and I love the music, but that is damn funny. ROFL. haha.
Grimm
10-27-2001, 02:47 AM
Now it all makes sense...

:heh: