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K2
11-01-2001, 09:27 PM
damn those evil profs.. :D


Learning To Be Observant

A lecturer teaching medicine was tutoring a class on
'Observation'. He took out a jar of yellow-colored liquid.
"This", he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be
observant to color, smell, sight, and taste."

After saying this, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it
into his mouth. His class watched on in amazement, most, in
disgust. But being the good students that they were, the jar was
passed, and one by one, they dipped one finger into the jar and
then put it into their mouth.

After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If
any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put
my second finger into the jar and my third finger into my mouth."
evil-will
11-01-2001, 09:47 PM
:pissed:
Got|Mouthwash
g222leav
11-01-2001, 09:49 PM
ok, that's just gross...

i hope that prof gets fired.
hapoo
11-01-2001, 10:55 PM
roflmao!
DoPeY5007
11-01-2001, 10:57 PM
Originally posted by g222leav
ok, that's just gross...




yes it was gross... :hmm:



Originally posted by g222leav

i hope that prof gets fired.

but it was most likely just water with food coloring :heh:
Speedfreak
11-01-2001, 10:58 PM
/me passes a jar of lemon-lime Gatorade.
g222leav
11-01-2001, 11:01 PM
ok, let's just say that it wasn't really urine...i'd be afraid of that one jerk in class that dips his finger, tastes, and goes "hey, this isn't urine..."
hapoo
11-01-2001, 11:05 PM
Originally posted by Speedfreak
/me passes a jar of lemon-lime Gatorade.


"ewwww, ekhhh, yuck, gross!


I'll take the crab-juice. "
Speedfreak
11-01-2001, 11:13 PM
Originally posted by hapoo



"ewwww, ekhhh, yuck, gross!


I'll take the crab-juice. "

Do you like ANY Gatorade?
Grimm
11-01-2001, 11:44 PM
Originally posted by g222leav
ok, let's just say that it wasn't really urine...i'd be afraid of that one jerk in class that dips his finger, tastes, and goes "hey, this isn't urine..."

And then the professor gets to ask him how he knows what urine tases like. :heh: Lemon/Lime gatoraid with alum in it should be gross enough that no one would question it.
spigidygak
11-02-2001, 01:02 AM
Man that is sooo an urban legend. I heard that fable years ago.
hapoo
11-02-2001, 02:02 AM
Originally posted by Speedfreak


Do you like ANY Gatorade?


actually i just felt like quoting homer :)
but yeah... gatorade is cool, can't stand the lemon-lime flavor though.
hoey222
11-02-2001, 04:22 AM
:puke:
Speedfreak
11-02-2001, 08:52 AM
Originally posted by hapoo



actually i just felt like quoting homer :)
but yeah... gatorade is cool, can't stand the lemon-lime flavor though.

hehe.. oh ya. I remember when he said that. :)