A Jooooooke! :)

[Speedfreak]

Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, “Your mom’s the best sex in town!”
Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end. Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says, “I just did your mom, and it was sw-e-et!”
Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk goes back to the far end of the bar. Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, “Your mom liked it!”
Finally the guy interrupts, “Go home, Dad, you’re drunk!”

[Nija]

hehe.. i love that joke everytime i hear it...

[dbax791]

I actually haven't heard that one and I've thought I'd heard them all!
:bigmouth:

[Butch]

Haven't heard it, but saw the punchline coming from a mile away

[SpeedEng]

hope its ok for me to post 1

a 40 year old woman wants to marry but only to a virgin. After years of looking she takes ou a personal ads.She ends up corresponding wit a man who has lived his entire life alone in Australian outback. They soon decide to marry. on their wedding night she goes to the bathroom to prepare for their first time. When she returns, she finds him standing naked in the middle of the room with all of the furniture piled in one corner. Whats going on here? she ask. Ive never been with a woman he says. But im going to need all the room i can get if it's anything like screwing a kangaroo

:P

[DoPeY5007]

Originally posted by SpeedEng
hope its ok for me to post 1

But im going to need all the room i can get if it's anything like screwing a kangaroo

:P


:eek: :eek2: :umm: :eek3:

[YanksFanRy]

You guys are so funny!

:-)

[Speedfreak]

:puke: :bonk:

[Sir_Froggy]

ahahahahah that first one's great :)

the second one.. ehhh...

[Nija]

Originally posted by SpeedEng
hope its ok for me to post 1

But im going to need all the room i can get if it's anything like screwing a kangaroo

:P

ahh i love a good shag joke as much as the next guy.... animals... *shrug* whatever.. i thought it was funny :)

[SpeedEng]

Originally posted by Nija


ahh i love a good shag joke as much as the next guy.... animals... *shrug* whatever.. i thought it was funny :)

Im here to please:P

[Grimm]

Originally posted by SpeedEng
But im going to need all the room i can get if it's anything like screwing a kangaroo

:heh:
Good one.

[eSDee]

Both were very good :thumb: