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Speedfreak
11-04-2001, 02:08 AM
A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 a.m. The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies, "How the hell should I know we are 200 miles inland!" and hangs up.
Her husband rolls over & asked, "sweetheart, who was that?"
"I don't know - some dumb ass asking if the coast was clear."
SpeedEng
11-04-2001, 12:04 PM
:heh: wait a second some one called me yesterday and asked that too:eek:
Grimm
11-04-2001, 12:06 PM
Originally posted by SpeedEng
:heh: wait a second some one called me yesterday and asked that too:eek:

OOPS!!! :eek:
SpeedEng
11-04-2001, 12:07 PM
A flasher walks by 2 old ladies sitting on a park bench and exposes himself. One of the ladies had a stroke! the other one cant reach it.


:P
YanksFanRy
11-04-2001, 12:37 PM
Originally posted by SpeedEng
A flasher walks by 2 old ladies sitting on a park bench and exposes himself. One of the ladies had a stroke! the other one cant reach it.

:P


LOL! :bigmouth: :heh:
SpeedEng
11-04-2001, 12:54 PM
an old man marries a young chick and though they are in love the wife cant achieve an orgasm. They ask a psychiatrist for advice. He says/ hire a strapping young man. while you're making love have him wave a towel over your bodies. The couple's desperate so they hire a male escort to wave a towel. But despite a lengthy lovemaking session, the wife still cant get off. willing to try anything the husband and the escort switch positions. the guy goes to work and the wife quickly has an earthshaking orgasm! The husband smiles and says triumphantly, "you see, young fella? That's how you wave a towel!!"


:D
Sir_Froggy
11-04-2001, 02:30 PM
i don't get that last one.....i like the first one though :)
Grimm
11-04-2001, 02:53 PM
Originally posted by Sir_Froggy
i don't get that last one.....i like the first one though :)

In that case, if you ever need anyone to wave a towel for your girlfriend, let me know. ;)
DoPeY5007
11-04-2001, 03:40 PM
Originally posted by Grimm


In that case, if you ever need anyone to wave a towel for your girlfriend, let me know. ;)


:stupid:
Lolita
11-04-2001, 07:38 PM
Originally posted by Speedfreak
A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 a.m. The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies, "How the hell should I know we are 200 miles inland!" and hangs up.
Her husband rolls over & asked, "sweetheart, who was that?"
"I don't know - some dumb ass asking if the coast was clear."

thats like the oldest joke ever, seriously i have a book of jokes from 1953 and that one is in it :P
ZrEo0
11-04-2001, 07:47 PM
Originally posted by Lolita


thats like the oldest joke ever, seriously i have a book of jokes from 1953 and that one is in it :P
that is pretty old
Grimm
11-05-2001, 10:01 AM
Hmmmm... I just had an idea!
I will need an acomplice. She must be female.
Here is the plan. Dial #s out of the phone book. If a male voice answers I ask if the coast is clear. If a woman's voice answers, she asks if the coast is clear. Then we hang up "after we realise it is the spouse".

Ohhh!!! Even better. Can make some money out of this. Go in with a divorce lawyer. He puts up a bill board facing a large number of residences. We call the residences "Is the coast clear" and hang up. When he gets a call from one of the numbers we get a comission.

What do you think?
SpeedEng
11-05-2001, 10:16 AM
Originally posted by Grimm


In that case, if you ever need anyone to wave a towel for your girlfriend, let me know. ;)

Lol:heh: sign me up
SpeedEng
11-05-2001, 10:22 AM
Originally posted by Lolita


thats like the oldest joke ever, seriously i have a book of jokes from 1953 and that one is in it :P

I guess im that old than :bawl: