Everybody, Somebody, Nobody & Anybody

[K2]

Everybody, Somebody, Nobody & Anybody

Once upon a time, there were four people;

Their names were Everybody, Somebody, Nobody and Anybody.

Whenever there was an important job to be done, Everybody was
sure that Somebody would do it.

Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.

When Nobody did it, Everybody got angry because it was
Everybody's job.

Everybody thought that Somebody would do it, but Nobody realized
that Nobody would do it.

So consequently Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what
Anybody could have done in the first place.

[Grimm]

K2, why are you telling people about my childhood?
Everybody, Somebody, and Anybody were my sisters. I got Nobody because I would go do something and not announce it to the world + dog that it was done. Then my Mom would get mad and start screaming because Nobody did the dishes. She didn't even check to se if they were done. She just assumed. I would say "Yes, they are done" and then get in trouble for smarting off. Later I learned to hide everytime I heard the word Nobody shouted.

[sho.gun]

ooh K2 = clever!

[DoPeY5007]

LOL :heh:

[hoey222]

that made me think of the classic abbot & costello sketch

LOU: Wait a minute. You got a pitcher on this team.
BUD: Wouldn't this be a fine team without a pitcher.
LOU: I don't know. Tell me the pitcher's name.
BUD: Tomorrow.
LOU: You don't want to tell me today?
BUD: I'm tell you, man.
LOU: Then go ahead.
BUD: Tomorrow.
LOU: What time?
BUD: What time what?
LOU: What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me who's pitching?
BUD: Now listen, Who is not pitching. Who is on --
LOU: I'LL BREAK YOU ARM IF YOU SAY "WHO'S ON FIRST!"
BUD: Then why come up here and ask?
LOU: I want to know what's the pitcher's name.
BUD: What's on second.
LOU: I don't know.
BUD & LOU: (VERY QUICKLY) THIRD BASE!!

:heh:
just thouhgt i'd shre

[ZrEo0]

Who is on 1st

[BrewMaster]

I liked that K2. Good stuff.:bandit:

[Speedfreak]

That is sweet!!, K2. :thumbup:

I know this was posted before, but I got reminded of it. For those who have never seen it. Here you go. :)

To All Students!

Memo to all students:

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity
from students, it will be our policy to keep all students well taught
through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (S.H.I.T.).

We are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you
feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the course, please
see your lecturer. You will be immediately placed at the top of the
S.H.I.T. list, and our lecturers are especially skilled at seeing that you
get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

Students who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL
EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.).

Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to
EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our lecturers took
S.H.I.T. before they graduated, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore,and
are all full of S.H.I.T. already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job teaching
others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST
(B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).

For students who are intending to pursue a career in management and
consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL
RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.). This course emphasizes how to
manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING,
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).

Thank you,
BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)

PS. Now send this S.H.I.T. to 5 people who need S.H.I.T. in their life,
just not the same person who sent you this S.H.I.T., they have already had
their fill of S.H.I.T. Thank You for your time.

Sincerely,
The Director Under the Michigan Bureau of Super High Intensity Teaching.
(The D.U.M.B. S.H.I.T.)

[sho.gun]

Lol speedo!! That was some funny S.H.I.T. you gave me there.:heh:

[DoPeY5007]

Originally posted by Speedfreak
That is sweet!!, K2. :thumbup:

I know this was posted before, but I got reminded of it. For those who have never seen it. Here you go. :)

To All Students!
Sincerely,
The Director Under the Michigan Bureau of Super High Intensity Teaching.
(The D.U.M.B. S.H.I.T.)


LOL :laugh: I have never seen that one yet :P