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Speedfreak
11-06-2001, 01:37 AM
A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?"
She says "No, I'm really a blonde".
"I thought so," he says. "You have a broken finger."

spigidygak
11-06-2001, 01:55 AM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAH. *ahme* apologies to all mis-represented blondes. The reality its not blondes that are dumb its the dumb in people that make them dumb. *cues nbc tune* the more you know. Its getting late. . .

StonedWheat
11-06-2001, 02:05 AM
A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but saran wrap. The psychiatrist says to him "I can clearly see you're nuts"

Nija
11-06-2001, 02:13 AM
hehehe oh too funny :) both of them, thanks gents :)

Grimm
11-06-2001, 11:38 AM
Could you at least make an original brunette joke? Just changing blonde to brunette is pathetic.

DoPeY5007
11-06-2001, 11:45 AM
:heh: :bigmouth: :P