OMG funny mail!

[oblongmelon]

I must share this with the ladies of G|A...:)
Subject: Santa's reindeer
> > >
> > >
> > > According to the Alaska Department of Fish and
Game, while both
male
> and
> > >female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each
year, male
reindeer
drop
> > >their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually
late November to
mid
> > >December.
> > >
> > > Female reindeer retain their antlers till
after they give birth
in
the
> > > spring.
> > >
> > > Therefore, according to every historical
rendition depicting
Santa's
> > > reindeer, every single one of them, from
Rudolph to Blitzen -
had to
> be
> > >a girl.
> > >
> > > We should've known. Only women would be able
to drag a fat-ass
man
in
> a
> > >red velvet suit all around the world in one night
and not get
lost.

FIGURES! HAHA :)

[IrishSS]

:angry: :sure:

[Nija]

just like a woman... never cleaning up her forwards... :P

[Kim]

:D

[oblongmelon]

c'mon Nija and IrishSS you know you both laughed :)

[Nija]

actually, nope. I didn't think it was funny. I mean i'm all for the sexist jokes and what have you, but that one, just didn't find that one amusing for some reason... *shrug*

[IrishSS]

yes yes, i laughed... but still gets under my skin a lil... not ina bad way though...

damn women always thinkin they are the shiat:)

[spigidygak]

Damn straight thats the way it should be, women doing all the hard labor :heh: . . . what? :| WHAT? /me ducks for cover.

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by Nija
just like a woman... never cleaning up her forwards... :P

RIght on Brotha, weird thing is, it's the women who get lost the most :P

[cruelpupet]

Originally posted by Nija
actually, nope. I didn't think it was funny. I mean i'm all for the sexist jokes and what have you, but that one, just didn't find that one amusing for some reason... *shrug*

im gonna have to agree with the nija... it wasnt that funny

[Markel]

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[oblongmelon]

hey thanks Markel..I'm dl'ing it now.

[hapoo]

that doesn't sound right!
if the reindeer where really female all houses in the world would have dents in them. ;)

[eSDee]

Eh, it was ok. I do agree though that the theory of men getting lost more than women has never held any weight with me. I've never seen it to be true, is all. Most of the girls I have known with exception of my sister have been really good at getting lost. But what the heck, let em believe it if it keeps them happy ;)