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BrewMaster
11-15-2001, 09:36 AM
Yesterday I go to return a movie at Blockbuster. So what do I do, I drive up to the Hollywood Video drop slot and drop it in. BB and Hollywood are about 2 blocks from each other in Westwood. Right when I dropped it in, I realized my mistake. I went inside and asked the guy to get it for me. He looked at me like was the biggest idiot in the world...and at that point, I agreed with him.

Then,this morning I'm going into the bathroom and I slam the door back onto one of my toes while I'm opening it. Damn it hurt, now I'm walking like a gimp and my toe-nail is purple. Sucks to be me in the past 24 hrs.
attgig
11-15-2001, 09:45 AM
look on the bright side...you've past 1500 posts in the past 24 hrs :)
Markel
11-15-2001, 09:49 AM
Originally posted by attgig
look on the bright side...you've past 1500 posts in the past 24 hrs :)
Yeah, but brainsmile is leaving him in the dust! The limp will make it hard for him to keep up. :D
Kim
11-15-2001, 09:50 AM
You had a day like my husband. He left the fog lights on in the car all day and had a dead battery. Well, he got a jumpstart, forgetting that the viper alarm in the car locks the doors when there is a problem with the battery. Yep, the keys were in the ignition when he started the other car for the jump. So, I had to find the spare keys,(I thought that they were in his car too) and drive for an hour to take them to him. Anyway, I hope the rest of your day is better!
brainsmile
11-15-2001, 10:01 AM
Originally posted by Markel

Yeah, but brainsmile is leaving him in the dust! The limp will make it hard for him to keep up. :D limp?
Markel
11-15-2001, 10:02 AM
Originally posted by brainsmile
limp?
Not you (limping) - BrewMaster is limping!
brainsmile
11-15-2001, 10:05 AM
I guess that's the new job to do when the potatoes are all peeled
Markel
11-15-2001, 10:06 AM
Originally posted by DarkFury
Brew... I just noticed that your "official designation" is "Deck Swabber" now...

When did that happen... :hihi:
Good catch, DF. I hadn't noticed that. :heh: I wonder kind of infraction brought that on?
Grimm
11-15-2001, 10:06 AM
Originally posted by DarkFury
Brew... I just noticed that your "official designation" is "Deck Swabber" now...

When did that happen... :hihi:

Dayummm... that has got to suck.
Markel
11-15-2001, 10:09 AM
Originally posted by Grimm


Dayummm... that has got to suck.
I guess whoever is keeping track of the "official" ranks has had to add "Bottom Dredger" and "Deck Swabber" since yesterday. :D
Markel
11-15-2001, 10:16 AM
I wonder if starting a thread with the title I'm an idiot" had anything to do with the rank change?
sho.gun
11-15-2001, 10:22 AM
Lol Brew... my dad did the same thing with BB a while ago. Stupid minds think alike?
sbp
11-15-2001, 10:27 AM
http://premiermop.com/catalog/l1600003.jpg
brainsmile
11-15-2001, 10:40 AM
Seriously... that has gotta be really embarassing to have to go into the store and explain yourself. :D
Markel
11-15-2001, 10:51 AM
Originally posted by sbp
premiermop.com/catalog/l1600003.jpg
Not just ANY mop, but a PREMIER mop! :thumb:
Markel
11-15-2001, 10:57 AM
Originally posted by DarkFury

I guess I can't see that one from work... Oh well.
It didn't show up the first time I saw the post, but the next time, there it was. It's a picture of a true SWAB (not to be mistakenly called a "mop").
BrewMaster
11-15-2001, 12:14 PM
Holy sh1t Batman! I didn't realize my rank got changed. WTF? Why did I get that? Apex? Leon? GAM? Anyone? I'm not upset, it's kinda funny, but why/when did that change?
DoPeY5007
11-15-2001, 12:18 PM
yeah what did he do to get that rank :hmm:
BrewMaster
11-15-2001, 01:20 PM
GAMs? Anyone?

ancient thread bumper -GAM
Markel
11-15-2001, 01:22 PM
Originally posted by BrewMaster
GAMs? Anyone?
Like I said earlier, it might have something to do with this thread title.
spigidygak
11-15-2001, 01:28 PM
hehe, /me crowns brewmaster the daily darwin award :amidala:
Burzhui
11-15-2001, 01:43 PM
Originally posted by DarkFury
Brew... I just noticed that your "official designation" is "Deck Swabber" now...

When did that happen... :hihi:



Sweeeet, the mysterious powers of gam are at work again:P
brainsmile
11-15-2001, 03:49 PM
<whispering> they're everywhere...

:bigeyes:
BrewMaster
11-15-2001, 04:01 PM
Originally posted by GAM


ancient thread bumper -GAM

Wow. I bump 2 or 3 old (but good) threads and I get a new rank. Got|Apexers beware. The GAM is more powerful than you think. They see insdie your brain.
sbp
11-15-2001, 04:07 PM
You should feel honored to get a new rank. hapoo and I have never gotten one. :/

Besides the deck did need swabbing. :heh:
evil-will
11-15-2001, 04:15 PM
i noticed the rank change when i got on too..kinda funny.
BrewMaster
11-15-2001, 05:19 PM
Originally posted by sbp
You should feel honored to get a new rank. hapoo and I have never gotten one. :/

Besides the deck did need swabbing. :heh:

yeah I guess. but they might as well have called me the resident bitch with that kind of a title (don't get any ideas GAM). I don;t see how deck swabbing equates with bumping up old posts, but I'm not gonna ask too many questions for fear of getting something worse done to me. [hippie voice]the GAM is everywhere, man![/hippie voice]
Speedfreak
11-15-2001, 05:24 PM
The GAM adores you guys. Giving you cute names and all. :D
BrewMaster
11-15-2001, 05:30 PM
Originally posted by Speedfreak
The GAM adores you guys. Giving you cute names and all. :D

yeah. *sarcastic* don't I just feel like a cute and cudly cat?
BrewMaster
11-15-2001, 05:50 PM
Just as an update, my middle toe on my right foot is all purple. it's ugly....
DoPeY5007
11-15-2001, 10:41 PM
Originally posted by BrewMaster
Just as an update, my middle toe on my right foot is all purple. it's ugly.... :eek: ooooooooooooch
BrewMaster
11-15-2001, 11:29 PM
Originally posted by DoPeY5007
:eek: ooooooooooooch

yeah. it hurts, but it looks kinda cool. it looks like I uniformly painted my toe-nail bluish-purple.
Markel
11-16-2001, 06:08 AM
Seeing the Bottom Dredger and the Deck Swabber posting together is too much! :heh:
brainsmile
11-16-2001, 09:02 AM
good observation... chuckles
spigidygak
11-16-2001, 12:21 PM
Originally posted by Markel
Seeing the Bottom Dredger and the Deck Swabber posting together is too much! :heh:
Hey you two, stop chattering and back to swabbin' the deck and dredging the bottom. . . uh yeah. . .
sbp
11-16-2001, 01:07 PM
Could be much worse. At least its not cleaning the poop deck. http://sbp777.homestead.com/files/shocked.gif :2far:
Markel
11-16-2001, 01:13 PM
Originally posted by sbp
Could be much worse. At least its not cleaning the poop deck. http://sbp777.homestead.com/files/shocked.gif :2far:
Hey, swabbing the deck means the foredeck, the aftdeck, and everything in between. :hihi:
BrewMaster
11-16-2001, 02:18 PM
hey there. that's enough talk about my deck. any more of that and I'm gonna stick my deck up your ass. hehe.
Markel
11-16-2001, 09:05 PM
Good to have you aboard, DF. It's been a tough day keepin' the recruits in line. :hihi:
spigidygak
11-16-2001, 09:56 PM
Originally posted by BrewMaster
hey there. that's enough talk about my deck. any more of that and I'm gonna stick my deck up your ass. hehe.

Hmm, sounds like somebody thinks its his deck now. . . :disa: looks like he wants some more work to do.
BrewMaster
11-17-2001, 01:23 AM
Originally posted by DarkFury

Please don't go there...

(Don't ask... don't tell.)

DF got it. Spigs is a step slow I think.