oblongmelon
11-15-2001, 09:51 AM
A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the
station when he
notices a little girl next door in
a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the
side and a garden
hose tightly coiled in the
middle. The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet
and has the wagon
tied to a dog and a cat.
The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look.
"That sure is a nice
fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration.
"Thanks," the girl says.
The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the
girl has tied
the
wagon to the dog's collar and
to the cat's testicles.
"Little partner, " the fire fighter says, "I don't
want to tell you how
to run your fire truck, but if you
were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think
you could go
faster."
The little girl says, "You're probably right, but then
I wouldn't have
a
siren."
station when he
notices a little girl next door in
a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the
side and a garden
hose tightly coiled in the
middle. The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet
and has the wagon
tied to a dog and a cat.
The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look.
"That sure is a nice
fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration.
"Thanks," the girl says.
The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the
girl has tied
the
wagon to the dog's collar and
to the cat's testicles.
"Little partner, " the fire fighter says, "I don't
want to tell you how
to run your fire truck, but if you
were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think
you could go
faster."
The little girl says, "You're probably right, but then
I wouldn't have
a
siren."