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Speedfreak

11-16-2001, 02:49 AM

Judge: "You say you're petitioning for a legal name change?"
John: "Yes, your honor."
Judge: (looking at petition) "I can see why, Mr... John Sh*tferbrains, is it?"
John: "Yes, your honor."
Judge: "And what do you want to change your name to, Mr. Sh*tferbrains?"
John: "Jim Sh*tferbrains, your honor."

Nija

11-16-2001, 03:33 AM

:|

umm, yeah

11-16-2001, 05:53 AM

Is Speedy bored? :P

-OC

Burzhui

11-16-2001, 06:16 AM

Prince John: Latrine, such an interesting name, how did you come by it?
Latrine: We changed it in the 9th century
Prince John: You changed it TO Latrine?
Latrine: Yeah, used to be Sh1thouse!
Prince John: Good change! It's a good change!

theorangeone

11-16-2001, 06:29 AM

Originally posted by Burzhui
Prince John: Latrine, such an interesting name, how did you come by it?
Latrine: We changed it in the 9th century
Prince John: You changed it TO Latrine?
Latrine: Yeah, used to be Sh1thouse!
Prince John: Good change! It's a good change!
:laugh:

hoey222

11-16-2001, 06:31 AM

[/drmccoy]...He's dumb, Jim[/drmccoy]

:spock:

brainsmile

11-16-2001, 08:49 AM

is this funny?

spigidygak

11-16-2001, 12:19 PM

*BADOOMP. . . feh not worth the cymbal crash. . . /me walks away in dissapointment.

BrewMaster

11-16-2001, 02:43 PM

Originally posted by spigidygak
*BADOOMP. . . feh not worth the cymbal crash. . . /me walks away in dissapointment.

i just got a mental image of someone walking away from a drum set. that was funny.

DoPeY5007

11-16-2001, 02:46 PM

Originally posted by Nija
:|

umm, yeah

:stupid:

BrewMaster

11-16-2001, 02:51 PM

Originally posted by DoPeY5007

:stupid:
:stupid: :stupid:

Markel

11-16-2001, 02:54 PM

(Good thing there's a smiley limit in replies. Otherwise this could get out of hand very quickly! :D )

BrewMaster

11-16-2001, 02:55 PM

yep.

Grimm

11-16-2001, 04:25 PM

Originally posted by BrewMaster

i just got a mental image of someone walking away from a drum set. that was funny.

So did I. The sad part is that it is the only funny part of the thread. :shrug:

Speedfreak

11-16-2001, 08:27 PM

Originally posted by overclocked
Is Speedy bored? :P

-OC

http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s/cwm/3dlil/sleep.gif

Burzhui

11-16-2001, 08:40 PM

Originally posted by DarkFury

I just knew that SOMEONE would have to throw that out there...

happy to be that someone DF