ACLU to take over Terrorist Investigation!!

[Nija]

Linkage (http://www.satirewire.com/news/0111/aclu.shtml)

[BrewMaster]

"Right now, we are interviewing Caucasian farmers in Iowa, legally blind Wal-Mart employees in California, and gay Latino package store customers in Florida to see if they had contact with, or were involved with, those from the Middle East who carried out these attacks."

hahah.:P