a joke

[Nija]

hey i couldn't find one with the last 3 pages.. :)

A guy with three eyes, no arms, and one leg is hitchhiking. A
British guy pulls over, rolls down the window, and says, "Aye,
aye, aye! You look 'armless! 'op in!"

And Another.... :D

On a visit to the library I happened to notice a man and a
woman, both deaf, signing with intense gestures, apparently
in a heated debate.

The man said something, and the woman seemed upset.
She started signing her reply very fast, to the point where
the man couldn't understand a word; she also signed in big,
wide gestures, which is the equivalent of volume.

Finally, looking strained, her companion took her hands,
"silencing" her. The he signed, very small and slowly, "You
don't have to shout, I'm not blind."

[Speedfreak]

A popular blonde cheerleader bounced into the local card shop, looked around, then approached the clerk.
"Do you have any, like, real special birthday cards?" she asked.
"Yes, we do," he replied. "As a matter of fact, here's a new one. It's inscribed, "To the Boy Who Got My Cherry."
"Wow, neat!" she squealed. "I'll take the whole box."

[Nija]

LOL nice one SpeedFreak

here is a one liner:

To some it's a 6-pack, to me it's a support group.