Oh Oh Oh I Gots A Joke!

[Sir_Froggy]

best joke ever

me: knock knock
you: who's there?
me: Ieep
you: Ieepwho?

ahahahahha get it? when u say it it sounds like "I eat poo"

ahhahahahahaha :heh: :heh:

[Sir_Froggy]

oh here's another sorta just like the other knock knock one

me: knock knock
you: who's there?
me: pileup
you: pileup who?

ahahahahhhaha get it? when u say it it sounds like u said "pile of poo" ahahahha :heh: :P


and here's the last one

q:why don't u ever take a shower with a pokemon?
a:cuz he might peekatchu

ahahahah get it? like "peek at you" and "pikachu"?

man that's a funny one :P

[Speedfreak]

It's sad when you have to explain them. :hmm:

[sho.gun]

about the poo thing, i have more suggestions:

Eadap...
Puap...
Shiddap...

and Sleeponap..

[Burzhui]

:disa:

[Sir_Froggy]

Originally posted by sho.gun
about the poo thing, i have more suggestions:

Eadap...
Puap...
Shiddap...

and Sleeponap..

huh?? i don't get it....

well some people don't get it...until i say to someone else "Hahaha he said he eats poo!"

so i just decided to explain it...

[Cheesypuff]

Those are pretty funny...but not at the same time...but I like it...but not at the same time...i don't know:dodgy:

[DoPeY5007]

Originally posted by Burzhui
:disa:

Originally posted by chosenfool
:|

:hmm: :stupid:

[ZrEo0]

:stupid: :confused:

[BrewMaster]

:confused: :disa: :shake: :shrug:

[hapoo]

oh oh oh i got one!!


me: knock knock
you: who's there?
me: hap
you: hapwho?


get it? get it? hapwho... hapoo hahahahah :D

[BrewMaster]

Originally posted by hapoo
oh oh oh i got one!!


me: knock knock
you: who's there?
me: hap
you: hapwho?


get it? get it? hapwho... hapoo hahahahah :D

haha. now that's actually a good one. i'm serious. i like it hapwho. hehe.

[ZrEo0]

Originally posted by hapoo
oh oh oh i got one!!


me: knock knock
you: who's there?
me: hap
you: hapwho?


get it? get it? hapwho... hapoo hahahahah :D
amazing, you made a stupid joke funny and apropite, how do you do it so well?:heh:

[leemaj]

of course, it had to be pulled off by the grand master himself.

knock knock
whos there
jigga
jigga who?

ok now that was just pretty damn lame

[Sir_Froggy]

Originally posted by hapoo
oh oh oh i got one!!


me: knock knock
you: who's there?
me: hap
you: hapwho?


get it? get it? hapwho... hapoo hahahahah :D

ahahahahahahahhha :heh: :heh: man that's a good one!

[Cheesypuff]

me: knock knock
you: who's there?
me: Cheesypuff
you: Cheesypuff who?
me: Cheesypuff....

yeah...I'm lame...bring on the comments!!!

[Memo]

Originally posted by Cheesypuff
me: knock knock
you: who's there?
me: Cheesypuff
you: Cheesypuff who?
me: Cheesypuff....

yeah...I'm lame...bring on the comments!!!


can't get worse than froggy's man, he actually think they're funny at least you know yours is lame, haha

[oblongmelon]

2 snaps for trying froggy .....they are cute.

[brainsmile]

did someone start drinking early this morning???

[BrewMaster]

what ever do you mean ossifer?

[Speedfreak]

Q. What sound does a space turkey make?
A. hubble, hubble, hubble.




Keep your eye off the turkey dressing
It makes him blush!!!!

[Nija]

Originally posted by Speedfreak
Q. What sound does a space turkey make?
A. hubble, hubble, hubble.
----------------------------------------
Keep your eye off the turkey dressing
It makes him blush!!!!

ok now THOSE were funny! :heh:

[BrewMaster]

yeah, compared to what else we have to work with here, that is funny!:bigmouth:

[Sir_Froggy]

Originally posted by Speedfreak
Q. What sound does a space turkey make?
A. hubble, hubble, hubble.




Keep your eye off the turkey dressing
It makes him blush!!!!


ahahahahha :heh: boy that's a funny one

hmm......and i thought those were actually really funny jokes...oh i got two more knock knock jokes...but i think just about everyone has heard 'em but i'll tell 'em anyways :)

me: knock knock
you: who's there
me: interrupting cow
you: interrupting cow *right when u are gonna say 'who' i say 'moo'*

ahahahah it doesn't work that well online =\
and here's my other one

me: knock knock
you: who's there
me: Osama
you: Osama *right when u are gonna say 'who' i say 'boom!'*

ahahahha get it?? :heh:

[OC]

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

[Sir_Froggy]

i dunno how?





oh my friend has a key chain thingy it says "How do you keep an idiot busy for hours? Turn over"

and it says the same thing on the other side...it's so funny :heh:

[coleslaw]

Q: What did the snail riding on the turtle's back say?


















A: Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

[Sir_Froggy]

ahahahaha


ya know u shuld probably put the answer in ur post cuz then we won't know the answer until u come on again.....

[Sir_Froggy]

oh oh here's another this one is probably also really old so u probably heard this one too

Q: Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?








A: He was looking for Pooh!

ahahahahha :heh: get it?

[spigidygak]

:|. . . nobody deserves any rim shots in here. . . :disa: 'cept for hapoo's. . . hehe.

[Sir_Froggy]

u don't likes them jokes??

i think they're hilarious :P

[BrewMaster]

Originally posted by Sir_Froggy


Q: Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?
A: He was looking for Pooh!


i like this one. haha!

[Sir_Froggy]

:D

anyways i have a few more...like 2nd grade stuffs :P

say "Lettuce" and then spell 'Cup'
spell 'Pig' backwards and say 'Funny Colors'

:hihi:

[coleslaw]

gee eye pee funny colors....

whoa, wait, how did you know? :eek:

[hapoo]

Originally posted by coleslaw
gee eye pee funny colors....

whoa, wait, how did you know? :eek:


the coleslaw heavy diet might have something to do with that.

[Sir_Froggy]

Originally posted by hapoo



the coleslaw heavy diet might have something to do with that.


ahahahahahha :heh: :hihi: thx so much for amusing me coleslaw :)

[sho.gun]

Originally posted by coleslaw
gee eye pee funny colors....

whoa, wait, how did you know? :eek:

wait... we're supposed to be able to pee in the first place? Oh.. crap..