g222leav
11-21-2001, 12:06 PM
last night i was really bored and came up with some nostradomas type visions. i thought they were cool, maybe i'm just lame...but here are some threads that are goin to pop up in the future
*best deal ever!
Apex discovers dell is selling their stock at 50% off, we all use our amex blue cards to by a few million stocks (collectively) and watch as dell takes over they computer world. we become millionaires and each decides to buy our own south american country.
*Got|apex tee's for sale
due to the extra amount of money raised from the dell stocks, Apex decided to make personalized tee-shirts for all forum members. coincidentally, 6000 tee's were produced that had "hapoo" written on the back, while only a few hundred other personlized tees where made.
*sorry from afgan
osama bin ladin stupidly decides to post an apology at G|A thinking a lil ass kissing will help. Leon contacts his ISP (IP logged) and we do a WHOIS on his ghey ass website to find out he's hiding in the 3rd mountain to the left. we all donate a dollar via passwired's fatshoe account and send burzhui to give osama a lil NY love!
*v.bulletin version 3.3232362626234262635 rocks
as if improving were impossibe, DF sent numerous emails and snail mails to vbulletin designers and had them intergrate a "spell check" button, and a "grammer check" button. nobody uses the grammer check, but all non-intended misspells causes the poster to get banned. along with a box of potatoes and a peeler via USPS.
*where'd all the members go?
hapoo unfortunatly loses tracks of all of his screen names and passwords. he askes leon to delete all his accounts. the registry dwindles down to only about 100 members. hapoo then signs on as "oopah" (hapoo backwards) and begins "rebuilding" got|apex. amazingly, the forums suddenly grows in numbers again, receiving approx 50 new members each day. we learn hapoo doesn't sleep, eat, or drink...all he does is post.
*galaga, oh galaga, where art thou?
somebody (dopes) resurrects the hated galaga thread for the hell of it. debate continues, and closure is brought to an end after leon discovers oopahs's amazing feat of 100,000 posts in 3 months. leon discontinues, we get galaga badges and ranks.
*party at welfares!
welfare becomes totally single, we send evilgremlin to a babysitter along with dopes lil one. we all set up a 5-day rave down in shampoo banana, with dj dopey on the one's and two's. it becomes the largest G|A get together since hedonism III.
*OMG, now i know why tuvi doesn't post her pics
after much time, and debate, we all discover tuvi is no other than sexy victoria secret's model laetitia casta. she then proceeds to have VS produce a special G|A angel line in which the letters G|A are embroidered on the bra and panty.
*enough with the swinging jokes
brewmaster and ziggyziggy join up to co-create the new website dudechatonline.com, again, brewmaster's "swinging" comes in to question. and ziggyziggy.....
*gotmilk gets regulated
after a few more hijinks, Apex and leon regulate gotmilk by periodically putting him in timeout rather than just waiting for something to happen.
*nija 24/7/365
nija decides to allow more than 5 simulteneous viewers, and starts to stream a video feed of him at all times. we get to watch nija, as he eats, sleeps, picks his nose, gel his hair, and discovers he sleeps in the nude. we all find out what the heck a "nija" really is. his bandwidth suddenly decreses.
*re-elect dubya
bush is seen wearing a got|apex tee out at camp david. bush recieves an instant increase in approval ratings. oddly enough, the tee has "hapoo" etched on the back.
*passwird.com
coleslaw and topane get bored and decided to take all the passwird pics and create a new interactive website. using their photoshop and flash skills the site is totally interactive where users can cut and paste heads with different bodies. passwird becomes a national treasure and takes advantage of his sudden fame by starring in a few teenage-ish movies.
*leon's porn stash
after doing some housekeeping work around the site, a few keystrokes and mouse clicks later, leon inadvertenly uploaded his porn collection to the "downloads" section. a bored gotapexer finds them, and for 5.67 glorious hours, we all get to see leon's porn collection.
*hotbabes, g|a edition
after much talk, the guys convince the gals to post all their pics. the girls only do so on the premise that the guys do the same. in the response thread hot boys of G|A all the guys photoshopped passwird's head to their bodies.
there's more, i know it, if you guys think of any post those future threads!!!
..yea, i know these were dumb
*best deal ever!
Apex discovers dell is selling their stock at 50% off, we all use our amex blue cards to by a few million stocks (collectively) and watch as dell takes over they computer world. we become millionaires and each decides to buy our own south american country.
*Got|apex tee's for sale
due to the extra amount of money raised from the dell stocks, Apex decided to make personalized tee-shirts for all forum members. coincidentally, 6000 tee's were produced that had "hapoo" written on the back, while only a few hundred other personlized tees where made.
*sorry from afgan
osama bin ladin stupidly decides to post an apology at G|A thinking a lil ass kissing will help. Leon contacts his ISP (IP logged) and we do a WHOIS on his ghey ass website to find out he's hiding in the 3rd mountain to the left. we all donate a dollar via passwired's fatshoe account and send burzhui to give osama a lil NY love!
*v.bulletin version 3.3232362626234262635 rocks
as if improving were impossibe, DF sent numerous emails and snail mails to vbulletin designers and had them intergrate a "spell check" button, and a "grammer check" button. nobody uses the grammer check, but all non-intended misspells causes the poster to get banned. along with a box of potatoes and a peeler via USPS.
*where'd all the members go?
hapoo unfortunatly loses tracks of all of his screen names and passwords. he askes leon to delete all his accounts. the registry dwindles down to only about 100 members. hapoo then signs on as "oopah" (hapoo backwards) and begins "rebuilding" got|apex. amazingly, the forums suddenly grows in numbers again, receiving approx 50 new members each day. we learn hapoo doesn't sleep, eat, or drink...all he does is post.
*galaga, oh galaga, where art thou?
somebody (dopes) resurrects the hated galaga thread for the hell of it. debate continues, and closure is brought to an end after leon discovers oopahs's amazing feat of 100,000 posts in 3 months. leon discontinues, we get galaga badges and ranks.
*party at welfares!
welfare becomes totally single, we send evilgremlin to a babysitter along with dopes lil one. we all set up a 5-day rave down in shampoo banana, with dj dopey on the one's and two's. it becomes the largest G|A get together since hedonism III.
*OMG, now i know why tuvi doesn't post her pics
after much time, and debate, we all discover tuvi is no other than sexy victoria secret's model laetitia casta. she then proceeds to have VS produce a special G|A angel line in which the letters G|A are embroidered on the bra and panty.
*enough with the swinging jokes
brewmaster and ziggyziggy join up to co-create the new website dudechatonline.com, again, brewmaster's "swinging" comes in to question. and ziggyziggy.....
*gotmilk gets regulated
after a few more hijinks, Apex and leon regulate gotmilk by periodically putting him in timeout rather than just waiting for something to happen.
*nija 24/7/365
nija decides to allow more than 5 simulteneous viewers, and starts to stream a video feed of him at all times. we get to watch nija, as he eats, sleeps, picks his nose, gel his hair, and discovers he sleeps in the nude. we all find out what the heck a "nija" really is. his bandwidth suddenly decreses.
*re-elect dubya
bush is seen wearing a got|apex tee out at camp david. bush recieves an instant increase in approval ratings. oddly enough, the tee has "hapoo" etched on the back.
*passwird.com
coleslaw and topane get bored and decided to take all the passwird pics and create a new interactive website. using their photoshop and flash skills the site is totally interactive where users can cut and paste heads with different bodies. passwird becomes a national treasure and takes advantage of his sudden fame by starring in a few teenage-ish movies.
*leon's porn stash
after doing some housekeeping work around the site, a few keystrokes and mouse clicks later, leon inadvertenly uploaded his porn collection to the "downloads" section. a bored gotapexer finds them, and for 5.67 glorious hours, we all get to see leon's porn collection.
*hotbabes, g|a edition
after much talk, the guys convince the gals to post all their pics. the girls only do so on the premise that the guys do the same. in the response thread hot boys of G|A all the guys photoshopped passwird's head to their bodies.
there's more, i know it, if you guys think of any post those future threads!!!
..yea, i know these were dumb