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mojo
11-21-2001, 09:48 PM
1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it's ready

Nija
11-21-2001, 10:11 PM
w00t!!
:heh:

nice ones

DoPeY5007
11-21-2001, 10:14 PM
Originally posted by mojorisin
1. Talk about a huge breast!

:drool:

oblongmelon
11-22-2001, 04:22 AM
Dear Gawd he IS alive..where have you been Mojo? Oh,amusing post btw..:) and HAPPY Thanksgiving to you too..hey you could probably add
"Hey, I only like white meat(or substitute Dark meat here)!" to the list..well thats my contribution and I'm sticking to it..

brainsmile
11-22-2001, 09:58 AM
hehe

Jenny
11-22-2001, 10:21 AM
Welcome back Mojo darlin! We all missed ya! (See, I told you so! :P :) )

Speedfreak
11-22-2001, 10:49 AM
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!


I think I will use that one today. :D

BrewMaster
11-22-2001, 10:49 AM
Nice mojo. WB, we missed you mang. Happy Thanksgiving.