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mojo
11-29-2001, 03:30 AM
some are corny, one or two made me laugh
http://www.funtown.com/whatnot/whatnot.cfm
Jenny
11-29-2001, 06:09 AM
hahahaahahah Too funny! Thanks m0j0! :D
whitak24
11-29-2001, 06:13 AM
those were pretty funny
Markel
11-29-2001, 08:33 AM
When the cop asked "Do you know why I pulled you over?" I thought they were going to use the line "Why, no, officer, I thought that you would certainly know that!"
BrewMaster
11-29-2001, 09:15 AM
Originally posted by DarkFury
Another thing not to say...

"Hey Mr. Officer... can you hold my beer while I pull out my license and registration".

"Do you mind if I use this video camera?"

"Ummm... that weed right there is for my "glaucoma."

:hihi:

hahaha/ :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:
DoPeY5007
11-29-2001, 12:03 PM
Originally posted by mojorisin
some are corny, one or two made me laugh
I thought I smelt bacon behinde me :P
BrewMaster
11-29-2001, 12:06 PM
the one about "you're eyes look glazed, have you been eating donuts" is from some comedians stand up act like 10 years ago. still funny tho.
sho.gun
11-29-2001, 06:19 PM
For some odd reason... the background music cracks me up
dbax791
11-29-2001, 06:34 PM
Ossifer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am!
brainsmile
11-29-2001, 11:09 PM
where do you find all this stuff?
BrewMaster
11-29-2001, 11:11 PM
Originally posted by brainsmile
where do you find all this stuff?

mojo had become the master of finding random stuff on the net. see his other threads?
brainsmile
11-30-2001, 12:59 AM
I know but I wonder how MysterX does it as well
Rubberduckyluvr
11-30-2001, 02:55 AM
Originally posted by brainsmile
I know but I wonder how MysterX does it as well

It is a gift that he posesses don't question it just accept what he has to offer.:)
BlckDragonSlyr
11-30-2001, 03:12 AM
rofl, those get better the more tired you get
Rubberduckyluvr
11-30-2001, 03:22 AM
Originally posted by BlckDragonSlyr
rofl, those get better the more tired you get

jokes seemd to do that. I have noticed that since i have not slept much the last few days that i laugh at everything. Even stupid things.
mojo
11-30-2001, 04:04 AM
Originally posted by Rubberduckyluvr


jokes seemd to do that. I have noticed that since i have not slept much the last few days that i laugh at everything. Even stupid things.

so that was you the other day at the mall when i dropped my new laptop :|