View Full Version : a girl approached me with this...
"hey...i know i havent known you very long, and i shouldnt be asking you for this so soon, but i really need it badly. i havent had any in a while, and i can feel it going good and hard and coming out nice and soft. if you would do this for me no one would ever know. i am sure you could satisfy my needs and i will be very grateful if you do. i am very desperate, and i need your help. you must think by now i have alot of nerve, but i can feel my tongue wrapping around it and sucking out all the juices until its very dry i am not going to beat
around the bush any longer...
do you have a piece of gum?"
12-02-2001, 05:53 AM
Gum???? Huhh...eh..huhh..hihi...hoohoo..blllaallab... oh, right.. whatever. She wasn't talking about gum and you know it.
hehe maybe she wants something in her mouth ?
12-02-2001, 12:16 PM
I bet you're sad she didn't mean what you were hoping she meant.
12-02-2001, 12:19 PM
Did she really say that? :hmm:
12-02-2001, 01:26 PM
i heard a joke that's exacty like this: why goes in hard, but comes out soft? Gum! :P
12-02-2001, 01:31 PM
This reminded me of a song lyric by Lyle Lovett:
I understand too little too late
I realize there are things you say and do
You can never take back
But what would you be if you didn't even try
You have to try
So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger."
12-02-2001, 02:17 PM
So did you tell her that you didn't have any gum, but you had a great substitute for her oral fixation?
Hey, at least she feels comfortable enough around you to joke like that. See if you can work it into something.
12-03-2001, 01:49 AM
LOL, i sent it to my friend who chews 1/2 a pack a day
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