a girl approached me with this...

[mojo]

"hey...i know i havent known you very long, and i shouldnt be asking you for this so soon, but i really need it badly. i havent had any in a while, and i can feel it going good and hard and coming out nice and soft. if you would do this for me no one would ever know. i am sure you could satisfy my needs and i will be very grateful if you do. i am very desperate, and i need your help. you must think by now i have alot of nerve, but i can feel my tongue wrapping around it and sucking out all the juices until its very dry i am not going to beat
around the bush any longer...

so...
..
.
.

do you have a piece of gum?"

[Speedfreak]

Gum???? Huhh...eh..huhh..hihi...hoohoo..blllaallab... oh, right.. whatever. She wasn't talking about gum and you know it.

[Nija]

hehe maybe she wants something in her mouth ?

[YanksFanRy]

LOL!

I bet you're sad she didn't mean what you were hoping she meant.

[MusashiM]

Did she really say that? :hmm:

[kimchicowboy]

i heard a joke that's exacty like this: why goes in hard, but comes out soft? Gum! :P

[zenbooty]

This reminded me of a song lyric by Lyle Lovett:

"Look,
I understand too little too late
I realize there are things you say and do
You can never take back
But what would you be if you didn't even try
You have to try
So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger."

[Grimm]

So did you tell her that you didn't have any gum, but you had a great substitute for her oral fixation?

Hey, at least she feels comfortable enough around you to joke like that. See if you can work it into something.

[leemaj]

LOL, i sent it to my friend who chews 1/2 a pack a day