Why not? What's your prOn name gonna be if you had to make one?

[brainsmile]

I heard that you can take your middle name and the name of your street and that usually works.

for instance

mine would be rick ranch

[brainsmile]

it kind of does

[BrewMaster]

Jay Cortez.

damn I'm such the pr0n star with that name...

[brainsmile]

hehe... I can just hear the cheezy music

[BrewMaster]

Originally posted by brainsmile
hehe... I can just hear the cheezy music

bow CHICKA boW WOW!

[brainsmile]

well SOMEONE knows what it sounds like :P

[BrewMaster]

Originally posted by brainsmile
well SOMEONE knows what it sounds like :P

yeah, we all do. don't claim that you don't. we'll leave it at that Rick Ranch (haha, that one is great!).

[attgig]

middle name, street, eh?
then mine would be:
Chang West Mount Royal...
:hmm:
I just don't see it workin...


actually, on second thought..
that mount royal may work...:hehehmm:

[brainsmile]

Ok Jay Cortez. :P

By the way... mount royal isn't to shabby... walk around with a crown on your head yelling that out and you're sure to get some attention

[Nija]

J. Lindblade...

That doesn't work.... neither does my actual middle name, but yur not allowed to know that

[Speedfreak]

Seymour Butts

[Nija]

IP Freeley

[topane]

Seymour Bush

[BigJon]

Did someone call for a hot sweaty plumber? The name's Eugene. Eugene Thornburg, at your service.

[Two Cents]

Originally posted by BigJon
Did someone call for a hot sweaty plumber? The name's Eugene. Eugene Thornburg, at your service.

Why would BigJon need a porn name?

[Burzhui]

So let's see here Middle Name : i have none and the street is 76

/* Me mumbles "that's a terrible name" and walks away upset */

[welfareloser]

my porn name is ann mcpherson, not bad...

but the best i have ever heard are nodamnedsense's and positiverolemodel's:

BARON HILL and HIGHT SUMMIT.

i still snort everytime i think about it.

[Jenny]

Mine's boring: Fay Sloan

[whitak24]

well, if i went with there i grew up, it would be joseph perkey
where i am now -- j. stone ridge
neither of those work too well :mad:
/*me goes in corner and pouts -- i can never be a pr0n star :(

[Grimm]

Ummm... Bob 60th ?

No, I don't think so.

/begin Soup Nazi
No Pr0n for you!
/end Soup Nazi

[Memo]

Alejandro Shady? Hmm, I think i'll stick to Memo.

[Pinkgirl36]

Mine would be Elaine Winterdale, but my friend actually told me if I were to ever do that, use the cross street to get to my house, and it would be Elaine Deepcreek. :eek:

[zenbooty]

I'd be Zenbooty.

[wrkngirl]

Isn't wrkngirl enough of a prOn name? :D
Cause I don't think I'm getting much work as Heidi Baltimore...

[Grimm]

Originally posted by Pinkgirl36
my friend actually told me if I were to ever do that, use the cross street

I could do that... Robert Rock is much better than Bob 60th!

[pennypinch]

I got y'all beat.

"I'm here to fix diene cab-ul."

"Yes, our cable is out."

"That's why they send me. Ich bin expert. My name is Michael Hightower."

Does this remind anyone of that Homer to the Max episode of the Simpsons? "My name? Max Power!"

[pennypinch]

Oh, and incidentally, one of my friends from college was named Cyrstal Cherry." That would probably make her the B.O.A.T.

[UnReAL]

girth brooks

[sho.gun]

Rendell Quail Summit... is that a laugh I hear??

[Grimm]

Originally posted by sho.gun
Rendell Quail Summit... is that a laugh I hear??

:heh: Why, yes it is! :heh:

Don't worry though, we're laughing at you, not with you. :P

[sho.gun]

lol great, :heh: I'll just laugh along then... laughing at oneself boosts self-esteem.

[molecularfire]

Duong Felipe. That's gonna make me the most racially ambiguous PrOn star ever. :P

Cross street's not much better. Duong Durfee :rolleyes:


Forget it. I'm just gonna go back to being a junkie on the PrOn scene instead of a supplier :bandit:

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by Grimm


I could do that... Robert Rock is much better than Bob 60th!


Damn i still don't really have a middle name, unless i use my fathers name which is kinda like your middle name in russia.

so i can either be

Benjamin Northern Boulevard :)

or if i use the street where i grew up

then Benjamin Nijnaya Pervomayskaia... either way i'm fu*ked with those names.

So i guess i shall remain nameless :( , unles anyone wants to suggest a porn name

[Nija]

Originally posted by Burzhui


So i guess i shall remain nameless :( , unles anyone wants to suggest a porn name

first/last name plus Northern... or North (hehe hope yur first name ain't Peter ;P)

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by Nija


first/last name plus Northern... or North (hehe hope yur first name ain't Peter ;P)

Yea i thought about it, but Mark North is ehh.

[Jihforce]

Originally posted by wrkngirl
Isn't wrkngirl enough of a prOn name? :D
Cause I don't think I'm getting much work as Heidi Baltimore...

Maybe "wrkitgirl" :P

[Grimm]

Originally posted by wrkngirl
Isn't wrkngirl enough of a prOn name? :D
Cause I don't think I'm getting much work as Heidi Baltimore...

Are you kidding. The name Heidi brings to mind images of very buxom women, which I've been led to understand is a very popular prOn trait. And there is noth ing wrong with Baltimore. Very 70's prOnish. :hihi:

[apmiller]

Patrick 67th Avenue North

I don't think anybody is going to buy that at a porn name. Maybe is I try the cross street...Patrick Yellowstone...nope that sucks too. So much for my big gig in porn. Son of a...

[wrkngirl]

Originally posted by Grimm


Are you kidding. The name Heidi brings to mind images of very buxom women, which I've been led to understand is a very popular prOn trait. And there is noth ing wrong with Baltimore. Very 70's prOnish. :hihi:

Great, now I'm an aging 70's prOn star with a large chest. I have to leave now. Gonna go flirt with the boys in IT and revive my currently sagging..

ego. :P

[wrkngirl]

Originally posted by Jihforce


Maybe "wrkitgirl" :P

I like this one better. :)

[Grimm]

Originally posted by apmiller
Patrick 67th Avenue North

I don't think anybody is going to buy that at a porn name. Maybe is I try the cross street...Patrick Yellowstone...nope that sucks too. So much for my big gig in porn. Son of a...

Pat North works. It's really great if you want to get into gay pr0n. Pat is so sexualy ambiguous. :heh:

[Grimm]

Originally posted by wrkngirl


Great, now I'm an aging 70's prOn star with a large chest. I have to leave now. Gonna go flirt with the boys in IT and revive my currently sagging..

ego.

Naw, you not old, just retro.

[Black Francis]

Mine may work:

Stratos Riverwood

[brainsmile]

this is fun

[jujubees]

*smacks forehead*

I can't believe this, but ...

May West :eyebrow: (MacArthur)

[Hopper1]

Dale Chestnut

[Nija]

Originally posted by Burzhui


Yea i thought about it, but Mark North is ehh.

heh... Mark is the bomb name, yo :D

[Nija]

Originally posted by Hopper1
Dale Chestnut

i think we have a winner here! :D

[BigJon]

I heard of the prOn name originally using your:

1. name of your first pet
2. first street you lived on

So, rather than Eugene Thornburg, sweaty plumber, I would be:

Barney Beckenham

bow, chicka, bow wow

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by Nija


heh... Mark is the bomb name, yo :D

:thumbup:

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by Hopper1
Dale Chestnut

wow :drool:

[Kim]

Lynne Hollyhock

[chrissy]

Jay Kozak


Or

If I use BigJon's formula, Butch Park ???? No, I don't think so ROFL!

[Hopper1]

Originally posted by Nija


i think we have a winner here! :D

Yeah, I know.:heh:

[brainsmile]

that is a good one

[Nija]

using BigJon's way... i would be.... oh crap....

Fishy Cherry

*hangs head in shame* I don't like this game anymore...=\

[Blu]

Ron Jeremy Jr.

[Nija]

Originally posted by TheBluGuy
.

eh? what... yur name is Linda Lovelace? :heh:

just kidding

[leemaj]

hmm..theres gotta be a pron name generator..just like the pirates and the vikings ones

[YanksFanRy]

Using the first method: Benjamin Domingo

And the second method: Reggie Fuente

[theorangeone]

i have no middle name, so the first method doesn't really work.

i would either be High (where i grew up) or Sandwich (where i live now)

using the second method, i'd be Wilma High

[Jenny]

Originally posted by leemaj
hmm..theres gotta be a pron name generator..just like the pirates and the vikings ones


I found one. :)

http://www.brainsonfilm.com/pornoname.html

According to them, I am Marilyn Slit.

[theorangeone]

Lydia Head

[Nija]

Originally posted by Jenny
I found one. :)
http://www.brainsonfilm.com/pornoname.html
According to them, I am Marilyn Slit.

my real name: Jamal Lick.... *shakes head*
online name: Peter Bends.... great now i'm a fetish guy... *shakes head*

[YanksFanRy]

According to the site, my name is:

Slick Jackme

[Loki]

Geez...I can't believe no one said Dick Diggler

Great movie BTW ;)

[brainsmile]

I believe you mean dirk diggler

Now do this...

Take you name with that web site... click on the name generator more than once... on the 5th click I became Reginald Rimmer.

UGHH

:puke:

[Nija]

Originally posted by brainsmile
I believe you mean dirk diggler

Now do this...

Take you name with that web site... click on the name generator more than once... on the 5th click I became Reginald Rimmer.

UGHH

:puke:

i think that's taking it a little far, imo

[BigJon]

Using the link...

Move out of the way Eugene Thornburg, get the hell out of here Barney Beckenham, here comes BONE ROSE...

...wait a minute...that doesn't sound like a cool name...

[brainsmile]

sometimes what you think seems cool ends up not being cool at all.

[DaFunkyUnit]

Heywood Jablomi

[DaFunkyUnit]

Originally posted by pennypinch
I got y'all beat.

"I'm here to fix diene cab-ul."

"Yes, our cable is out."

"That's why they send me. Ich bin expert. My name is Michael Hightower."

Does this remind anyone of that Homer to the Max episode of the Simpsons? "My name? Max Power!"

in that episode, he also suggests that Marge change her name to "Busty St. Claire" or "Chesty LaRue"

[brainsmile]

hehe...

[whitak24]

using the generator, i'm Dick Ball.....
hmmmmm....

[wrkngirl]

all right! according to the generator, I'm...

Lolita Church

get your Catholic schoolgirl fantasies here!:angel:

[Loki]

Originally posted by brainsmile
I believe you mean dirk diggler



Oops...you're right sorry. :)

[Nija]

Originally posted by wrkngirl
all right! according to the generator, I'm...

Lolita Church

get your Catholic schoolgirl fantasies here!:angel:

so.... many... dirty.... thoughts..... must... control... self....



it didn't work....

[nomoney]

Richard ---> Dick Islay

hahah

[brainsmile]

Catholic School fantasies???

that would be Britney Spears in Baby, one more time

[RoniMan]

first method: david coolcrest
second: doby canelones