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12-20-2001, 02:01 PM
Bill Clinton went jogging one morning and came upon the Washington monument. He said, "George, what should I do?" After a few seconds George replied, "Abolish the IRS and start over." Bill thought about this for a few seconds and continued jogging.
Shortly he came upon the Jefferson Memorial and stopped. He said "Tom, what should I do?" After a few seconds Tom replied, "Abolish welfare and start over."
Bill continued jogging after thinking about this and came upon the Lincoln Memorial. He said, "Abe, what should I do?" After a few seconds Abe replied "Why don't you take the night off and go to the theater?"
12-20-2001, 02:06 PM
Originally posted by Jenny
"Abolish welfare and start over."
but i like welfareloser. she's fun. jk....
anyway. nice joke. made me chuckle a bit.
haha...but I liked Bill Clinton :)
I agree, welfare should be abolished. damn government programs
12-20-2001, 11:50 PM
i don't get it
12-20-2001, 11:57 PM
The first 2 gave him an answer about what they would do and Abe Lincoln, who was killed at the theater, told Clinton to take the day off and go to the theater... Get it now? lol
it woulda been funnier if you used the current president. i mean, it's not like it says anything about abilities, so it should be fine. but since clinton is no longer president, this would be like an old joke.
12-21-2001, 08:18 PM
I have a HOLIDAY joke.
Warning: rated R for strong language. (its part of the joke though)
One day a woman took her son to see santa. Santa asked "what do you want for christmas little boy"
The boy replied "i want a ****ing playstation and i want a damn computer and i want a ****ing bike and i want a ****ing gi joe"
Santa said to his mother "this is terrible where did he learn this?"
She said "i dont know but i just dont know how to make him stop"
Santa said "well heres what you do: on christmas, put a pile of **** in his stocking and some **** under the tree... then he'll learn his lesson"
So christmas morning came and little johnny came downstairs and found a pile of **** in his stocking and a pile of **** under the tree.
Litte billy from up the street called him and asked what he got and he said "i got a ****ing dog but i cant find the son of a *****!"
12-22-2001, 05:30 AM
I agree with mojo it should be a Bush joke. Its funny though. Scorcho, nice ****in job :thumb:
12-22-2001, 05:46 AM
Jenny told you she was a Republican. Why would she want to use the current Pres.?
Anyhoo. Funny stuff. El Scorcho... nice asteriskasteriskasteriskasterisking joke you got there. :P
12-22-2001, 09:00 AM
Hey now, I just copied and pasted, I didn't write the thing. ;) lol
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