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resented
01-04-2002, 08:48 AM
I decided to give dell a big f*ck you. I made 75 orders of 4 cent screws. Not one order of 75 screws.

I began to rotflmao this morning when the UPS guys shows up. Comes to my door, and says, "I have about 100 packages for you from Dell." OMFG. I was like are you serious? He asks for my help (feeling bad for UPS) I said sure.

However Dell gave a big F*ck U to me too, because they were all sent Sig required. Bahaha the UPS guy said, ahhh screw it...sign once and I'll be done with it.

He was like what is in these packages? I said "I ordered 75 screws, and I guess they sent them individually...sorry" The UPS man laughed it off, and I got inside.

75*$3 UPS+Packing = $225 to send me screws.

HAHAHA I took all of them to the garbage, cause I wasn't going to waste an hour opening all of the packages for some screws.

F*ck you dell.

resented

helius
01-04-2002, 09:04 AM
Er... Why exactly are you so angry at Dell? It is, after all, only $3. I know I'd pay $3 for that sorts of laughs. :)

Kim
01-04-2002, 09:26 AM
I'm sure all the people who have to pay higher prices in the future will thank you.

Grimm
01-04-2002, 10:35 AM
They probably didn't even notice it. It probably went through their system and if anyone noticed it was one mailroom clerk who just didn't give a s#&!. At the end of the month, when they tally their costs they will see high numbers in shipping charges and probably decide not to offer free shipping again. That is, assuming 100 other people did the same thing.

Oh, I would have insisted on signing for every box, just to screw with UPS.

Luxykin007
01-04-2002, 05:01 PM
ROFL!!! That's is an awesome story....

Memo
01-05-2002, 12:05 PM
That is great. I know my UPS guy well cause I always shop online and take packages for the nieghbors. He would have been like "WHAT THE HELL DID YOUR ORDER MAN?" haha. That's hilarious.

Butch
01-05-2002, 01:14 PM
Ummmm . . . I guess "Being mature" wasn't someone's New Year's resolution.

sbp
01-05-2002, 01:30 PM
Why do you resent Dell so much resented?

resented
01-07-2002, 08:40 AM
hehe I just wanted to *screw* with them. Didn't really think it was going to go thru to be honest. I was kind of laughing when I did it, because I thought for sure they would pack them all in one box.

Dell just opened themselves for some fun...and that's all it was meant to be...funny!

hehe

Grimm
01-07-2002, 12:41 PM
Originally posted by sbp
Why do you resent Dell so much resented?
I hate them for canceling orders that had one thing in it that they didn't want to ship (speaker deal).
I hate them for losing orders too.

topane
01-07-2002, 02:05 PM
I'm pissed @ Dell because I ordered a monitor a couple of weeks ago with the 10% and $25 off coupons. It was in stock shipping by 1/4. Now it's suddenly out of stock and won't be shipping until at least the 25th :(. I guess "pissed" is too strong a word, but I am annoyed.