Enrique Iglesias, you may now claim your prize for being the world's stupidest man

[whitak24]

why? why? why? i'd take his place if he didn't want to do it

http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/pagesix/20020106/en/pimply_pinup_anna_serves_a_shock_to_145_lover_iglesias_1.html




Sunday January 06 03:37 AM EST
PIMPLY PINUP ANNA SERVES A SHOCK TO ‘LOVER' IGLESIAS

She has all the shots. He has all the hits.

But when tennis pinup Anna Kournikova (came face-to-face with Latin Lothario Enrique Iglesias on the set of his latest video - it was hardly a perfect match.

The 26-year-old son of legendary Spanish crooner Julio Iglesias reportedly balked at kissing the 20-year-old Russian temptress because she had some pimples near the corner of her mouth. Kournikova burst into tears when Iglesias explained his reluctance to get cozy.

Those on the set at Hollywood's Universal City Walk shopping mall say it took nearly three hours to film the long, lingering kiss that was supposed to be the climax of a promotional video for Enrique's new single "Escape."

"Makeup artists were called back again and again," an insider said. "She was embarrassed and he was hardly keen. By the end the kiss was hardly the hot embrace they were hoping for."

The filming of the video had got off to a bad start when Kournikova had turned up late to a interior shooting at Long Beach, Calif., the previous evening.

Enrique was furious, according to those on the set.

"His attitude was that she was ruining his video and she was lucky to be in it at all," a source said.

But Kournikova is likely to take it all in her stride. Her youthful complexion has made her the most popular female sports star on the Internet. She also is the highest off-court earner in tennis, raking in more than $10 million last year in endorsements.

[Memo]

God, he's gotta be gay.

[eSDee]

The story neglected to mention that Iglesias is gay. Pimples, yeah right!

[ArkiStan]

As I said before:

Enrique: "Bailamo!!~"
Julio: "Sweet Jesus! Not MY son!!! Why oh lord??!!"

[whitak24]

Originally posted by EsDeeLoco
The story neglected to mention that Iglesias is gay. Pimples, yeah right!
i had no idea he was gay. well, i guess in that case he proved his orientation.
i can't say i agree with his choice (it seems like having anna k. in front of you would make you reconsider :P) but at least it makes sense now.

[aglio412]

she could have things way worse than pimples on her face and i'd kiss her w/o thinking twice...

oh wait, just thought twice...as long as the 'things way worse than pimples' could be cleared up with some sort of medication if passed onto me.

i'm thinking he's a bit light in his loafers...not that there's anything wrong with that...i'm just saying, i couldn't imagine one red blooded heterosexual male that would pass up a chance to kiss kournikova b/c of some pimples...sheesh

[Grimm]

He's got to be a homosexual. No question about that. But in addition he is one mean SOB. Pointing out that she had a little pimple?!? He must have some real issues if he is intimidatad by a little pimple.

[Jihforce]

Lets not forget he's this big old hairy mold on one side of his face. Haahaa. :heh: Beauty mark my ARSE! haahaaa

[brainsmile]

Originally posted by Jihforce
Lets not forget he's this big old hairy mold on one side of his face. Haahaa. :heh: Beauty mark my ARSE! haahaaa

I hardly think he has mold on his face

[Speedfreak]

Originally posted by brainsmile


I hardly think he has mold on his face

the "d" and "e" keys are close together. ;)

[Speedfreak]

http://home.socal.rr.com/speedfreak/ei.jpg

You, sir, are an idiot.

[Windsor]

Er, is he actually gay?

[molecularfire]

Read the article!!!DUH!!! Of course he is. I find it hard to believe that anyone could be that stupid. :P

[Anck Su Namun]

What right does he have complaining about someone's complexion?
He needs to get that nasty looking mole removed!!

[Windsor]

Originally posted by molecularfire
Read the article!!!DUH!!! Of course he is. I find it hard to believe that anyone could be that stupid. :P

Well, I read it, but i don't know if he's just being freaking picky or something or if he's actually self-declared gay...

[Luxykin007]

gay or whatever, he's obvioulsy a self-absorbed twit that doesn't realize the world doesn't revolve around him...

[Ladogaboy]

Well, if he is gay, why didn't the just bring a guy up there for him to kiss...


Of course, judging Anna by her past, I don't know if I'd kiss a face that had any sores around the mouth, if you know what I mean. :eek:

[ArkiStan]

ohh poor anna! Come to pappa and I'll give you a big kiss on any of your pimples or sores!!

http://www.kournikova.com/photos/offcourt/ads/pic8.jpg

[Ladogaboy]

Originally posted by ucbstan
ohh poor anna! Come to pappa and I'll give you a big kiss on any of your pimples or sores!!


:hmm: Last I heard, you needed that mouth to translate with... don't want those lips falling off!!! :hihi:

[ArkiStan]

I guess it would depend on which lips of hers I kiss!! :eek:

[Ladogaboy]

Originally posted by ucbstan
I guess it would depend on which lips of hers I kiss!! :eek:

I can't resist the temptation to respond to that... but now I'm at a loss of words!!!! :heh: :disa:

[hapoo]

Originally posted by ucbstan
I guess it would depend on which lips of hers I kiss!! :eek:


hehe, i can't believe you said that

[ArkiStan]

Originally posted by hapoo



hehe, i can't believe you said that

hehe me neither....hence the :eek:

[hoey222]

Originally posted by ucbstan


hehe me neither....hence the :eek:

sounds like you've been hanging out in the chat room too much

:heh::hmm:

[Jihforce]

Originally posted by Speedfreak


the "d" and "e" keys are close together. ;)
Heehee yeah. I meant molE. Heehee. Damn cheap keyboard...although, after looking at his pic, I have to say it kind of looks like fungus from moldy bread. Heehee.

[Tse How]

Actually the article mentioned she showed up late right? I don't know about you guys, but I'd be pissed no matter who showed up a day late. It leans towards the notion that SHE might have been the one riding on a high horse and not him, thinking that the world stops for her. Of course, that doesn't excuse the fact that he was a retard for being fussy about the kiss scene

[Grimm]

She makes 10 mil a year in endorsements, she can be late if she wants to. She is doing him a favor just by showing up. He is "some kinda singer isn't he?" she is one of the hottest women on earth.
Ask a talk show host, which one would push their ratings through the roof? Anna.

Sh is late so he gets unprofesional too? How childish. Gay and having a childish temper tantrum. He should change his name to a one word name. He could be "Princess".

[Ladogaboy]

Originally posted by DarkFury

Dayuum... I can almost see "that thang" in that picture. :naughty: :nono:

[BrewMaster]

Originally posted by hoey222


sounds like you've been hanging out in the chat room too much

:heh::hmm:

or just reading too many of topane's posts...

[YanksFanRy]

This, copied word for word from January 21st Illustrated:

"An earth-shaking confluence of teen favorites is set to occur: Anna Kournikova is coming to MV. The tennix vixen recently completed tw days of ilingfor Enrique Iglesia's video Escape. Both model Gisele Bundchen and actress Kate Hudson had been considered for the rol, but Kournikova got theoly firm offer. Production got off to a slow start when Kournikova arrived an hour late on the first day because an earlier photo shoot had run long. Also, according to a source on the set, crew members were instructe not to chat with her. Contrary to reports, however, Iglesias didn't balk a is kissing scenes with the Russian pinup because of pimples near her mouth, nor di Anna burstinto tears of the situation. Although she did have zits onher chi, says the insider, Kournikova and Iglesias wre happy to smooch for the cameras, and hey flirted throughout the shoot. As for her complexion, all will be cleared up in postproduction."

Though you'd like to know...

[hapoo]

Just doesn't sound right. i dont think he can squeeze out of this one that easy.

[Ladogaboy]

Is it just me, or does this world need more typo Nazis?

That article has to have the most horrendous typing, spelling and grammatical errors I've ever seen. :disa:

[Grimm]

Gee, it was printed, so it must be true! Ehmmmm... No. :nono: I ain't buying it. DF is right it is damage control. Even worse, it is not spin doctoring, it is outright lies.