Lottery Winner!

[southernbelle]

A woman gets home, runs into her house, slams the door and shouts, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery."

The husband says, "Wow! That's great! Should I pack for the ocean, or should I pack for the mountains?"

She says, "I don't care. Just get the hell out."

[Pinkgirl36]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. Oh my gosh that was great. :)

[Kim]

That was FUNNY!!:D

[Jihforce]

You know, for a guy, I actually found that funny too. I just substituted the woman for a man, and vice versa. :P

[ZrEo0]

that was good!

good old forums to bring up the spirt that school has brought down

[Red Label]

you know... when I first read that, I thought it meant that she literily ran into the house..
(with her car) :D