Today on IRC...

[topane]

[08:55] <ironchef> need to find real life friends that i can play with
[08:55] <topane> me too
[08:55] <ironchef> will you be my friend?
[08:55] <topane> NO
[08:55] <hoey222> no you smell
[08:55] * topane kicks chef in the jimmy
[08:55] <ironchef> ****

[ironchef]

i would like the record to reflect that upon offering them payment for their services, both agreed to befriend me.

yes, hoey and topane are man-whores.

[DoPeY5007]

Originally posted by ironchef
yes, hoey and topane are man-whores. you forgot Nija

[mojo]

i'll be your friend. but you gotta be in california. or new york. cuz other places just plain suck :P

(ok, not hawaii...but that's for vacation)

[ironchef]

Originally posted by mojo
i'll be your friend. but you gotta be in california. or new york. cuz other places just plain suck :P

(ok, not hawaii...but that's for vacation) will you play hockey and/or football and/or softball and/or go to the gym with me?

[soong]

what no tennis?:eek:

[mojo]

Originally posted by ironchef
will you play hockey and/or football and/or softball and/or go to the gym with me? hockey: yes
football: yes
softball: maybe
gym: yes, but don't watch me change, perv

[ironchef]

Originally posted by soong
what no tennis?:eek: i get almost completely trounced playing tennis :disa: that sport's not meant for me :)

[ironchef]

Originally posted by mojo
hockey: yes
football: yes
softball: maybe
gym: yes, but don't watch me change, perv sweet! i only watch the fat bellied hairy guys who insist on walking around naked in the locker room, so you should be safe.

[mojo]

Originally posted by ironchef
sweet! i only watch the fat bellied hairy guys who insist on walking around naked in the locker room, so you should be safe. /me is suddenly unnerved by the word "sweet" followed by talk of nekked hairy guys in the locker room :eek:

[DoPeY5007]

Originally posted by mojo
/me is suddenly unnerved by the word "sweet" followed by talk of nekked hairy guys in the locker room :eek: :stupid: