very interesting site

[aglio412]

http://www.randywanker.com/

check out the geeks section

[DoPeY5007]

http://www.randywanker.com/geeks/images/gangstar.gif
Here's yet another affluent white Internet gangster. This one is posing in front of his clock doubled 66 Mhz 486 with his .32 dot pitch 14 inch monitor. No doubt runnin ho's and slangin kane. Or something.
Note the protective plastic on the chair on his right. Even bet he's running his Westside Piru set from the warm comfort of grandma and grandpas.

I'm in my 30's. When I was a kid it was easier to be cool; all you had to do is try and look like Farrah Faucett. Man or woman it didn't matter. You just had to:

Make your hair all feathery and pretty,
Make your ass look tight and cute,
Wear silly little tennie runners,
....
Oh ****. It just occurred to me that we must have looked rather silly all dolled up like chicks. Wow. Well....one thing I can say about today's guys; the pants may sag and they may all be wearing sideburns and a baseball hat, but at least they look like men. At least they don't look like a bunch of.......umm...

...I'm not going to use any language that could be perceived as threatening or rude towards gays. Last time I did that some ******s got really uptight and started making complaints about me being some sort of "homophobe." That's a riot. Me? Afraid of fags? No way.

I mean except for guys like my uncle, whos not only a freaking mustlehead but pretty dammed cool too. And my friends Kendall and Beth. Those dames kind of scare me. But yeah, aside from those fags none of the other ones scare me.




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[whitak24]

that guy's site is pretty funny. he's got a great sense of sarcasm

[Ladogaboy]

Joe St. Marie, 6th Grade
Joe was a retard.
I don't mean to be crass, I'm just being honest. Joe was a tard who was like 16 years old and still going to middle school. He was fully developed with a hairy chest and a big old hairy dick and we were all still bald little boys. Well except for Troy Mather and the other Neanderthal pure bred Scandinavians. (Sometimes inbreeding is good.)

After PE one day we were all in the showers and Joe took a crap. In the shower. Everyone screamed and ran out and I ran just a few steps and then turned around and laughed at him. I pointed and laughed. Once again I felt that my supposed superiority would protect me from any physical harm. Especially from a retard.

Joe cold kicked my ass. A big red headed wet naked retard with poop still hanging out of his ass slapped me silly and left me laying there, crying.



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[Memo]

LOL! This site is hilarious. Good find.