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06-25-2000, 11:53 PM
OK, maybe it is because I am not a parent and don't know these things but this just seems incredibly funny to me. What is the mother suppose to do? Squirt her breast milk in this thing and leave it for the babysitter to give to the baby?
06-26-2000, 01:11 AM
sorry, seems funny to me too
[This message has been edited by hapoo (edited 06-25-2000).]
06-26-2000, 01:36 AM
Humm...I wonder if I can keep my soda in there.
Humm it's free...ok I am ordering!
06-26-2000, 01:44 AM
you are scaring me...
06-26-2000, 01:49 AM
Yes, that's exactly what they're for.
A mom expresses her milk either manually or with a pump and stores the milk in the freezer. Then the baby can get breastmilk via a bottle when necessary. Works well for working moms.
Breast is best, I'm sure all the guys will agree with that one.
06-26-2000, 01:53 AM
I knew you would be the one to clarify, thanks maggie :-)
[This message has been edited by shotime1 (edited 06-25-2000).]
06-26-2000, 01:55 AM
Okay, I'm a woman (no kids yet. Hell, no husband yet) and I didn't know breast milk could be expressed manually. If these things "keep" maybe I'll order one and use it when I start having babies. Then again, maybe not. How do you explain these things to guests? Jennifer
06-26-2000, 01:57 AM
maybe by a demonstration (j/k)
06-26-2000, 02:31 AM
Gross! (But I had to laugh--hehe)
06-26-2000, 03:08 AM
Actually they are really neat! They didn't have these 3 years ago when I had my son. Which would have been really handy.
And as Maggie pointed out... you would express with a pump (which I tried and thought it was way to painful!!!) or by hand into a bottle shaped container to pour into the baggies in the proper amount.
Nicemann -- I would like to see you drink soda out of a bottle.... http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/wink.gif concidering that the baggie doubles as a liner for the playtex type bottles! HEHE!
06-26-2000, 03:46 AM
I must agree maggie
Breast Is Best http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
06-26-2000, 03:55 AM
You know, I had something to say in response to Hapoo, but Leon would probably ban me from the board http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/redface.gif http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/eek.gif
Ço£o§§ü§ - yeah you can read into it...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>You know, I had something to say in response to Hapoo, but Leon would probably ban me from the board<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I dunno... Depends on how witty your response is... http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/smile.gif
I think I'm going to post this on the deals page. Too funny... http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
06-26-2000, 04:35 AM
heheh.. this is so funny.. would be cool if it came w/ one of those pump too.. cus then.. creative ppl might be able to find other uses for the pump.. heheh.. =P
06-26-2000, 05:40 AM
By the way, I didn't intend to sound like I'm against bottlefeeding. I only formula/bottle feed my one month old. Just clarifying... some can get kinda bent out of shape. (People, not boobies.)
06-26-2000, 05:44 AM
Boobie or not Boobie. That is the question...
The chicks just keep milkin' me for it...
06-26-2000, 06:20 AM
sex...cow; two words that should never appear anywhere near eachother...thank god for skinny hot girlfriends...
06-26-2000, 07:45 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>How do you explain these things to guests? [/B]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
This reminds me of a funny story. A buddy of mine had a get together for the boys one time. He was married and had a recently born baby, but his wife was cool enough to let him have a party. They supplied a fridge full of beers for us and we were all pretty happy campers. During the night one of my buddies went to the fridge and noticed one of these "Mommy helpers". He proceeded to come back into the room and start busting the guys balls for having it in the fridge.
Thats when his wife came in the room, apparently listening to the conversation, and let us all know that, "They're in the fridge because I don't feel like popping out MY TIT at 4 oclock every morning!!"
Needless to say, her point was taken without much misunderstanding.
Sorry for the language, but that's one way that you can explain those things to guests :')
06-26-2000, 10:13 AM
I think she's trying to ask how she'd explain it to guests about the breast milk if she doesn't have a baby nor a husband. I think that "I don't feel like popping out MY TIT at 4 oclock every morning!!" wouldn't work very well. But it would be interesting certainly.
06-26-2000, 11:18 AM
hehe, I can't believe my deal made it to the actual deals page!
I am finding all of these responses incredibly amusing as well, the later it gets, the funnier they get!
btw, i think we should all orders these and at the next party we goto try and drink beer outta them
Too bad the heading in the deals page isnt
06-26-2000, 01:43 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by fsck:
Too bad the heading in the deals page isnt
06-26-2000, 11:49 PM
Y'all are some strange people. God, I love GotApex! And you're right: the later it gets the funnier. Yes, several of your responses would suffice for satisfying guests' curiosity. I just don't know if they would ever come back.....
06-27-2000, 09:19 AM
I love milk, a little sweet though. You get used to it when you have 9 wives.
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