PDA

View Full Version : FREE Seal 'n Go™ Breast Milk Storage Bag



shotime1
06-25-2000, 08:53 PM
OK, maybe it is because I am not a parent and don't know these things but this just seems incredibly funny to me. What is the mother suppose to do? Squirt her breast milk in this thing and leave it for the babysitter to give to the baby?

https://www.e-gerber.com/sample.asp?SKU=1500078348

hapoo
06-25-2000, 10:11 PM
hehe http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/smile.gif
sorry, seems funny to me too

linked:
https://www.e-gerber.com/sample.asp?SKU=1500078348

[This message has been edited by hapoo (edited 06-25-2000).]

NiceMann
06-25-2000, 10:36 PM
Humm...I wonder if I can keep my soda in there.

Humm it's free...ok I am ordering!

~NiceMann

shotime1
06-25-2000, 10:44 PM
you are scaring me...

MaggieOK
06-25-2000, 10:49 PM
Yes, that's exactly what they're for.

A mom expresses her milk either manually or with a pump and stores the milk in the freezer. Then the baby can get breastmilk via a bottle when necessary. Works well for working moms.

Breast is best, I'm sure all the guys will agree with that one.

Maggie

shotime1
06-25-2000, 10:53 PM
I knew you would be the one to clarify, thanks maggie :-)

[This message has been edited by shotime1 (edited 06-25-2000).]

reagancajun
06-25-2000, 10:55 PM
Okay, I'm a woman (no kids yet. Hell, no husband yet) and I didn't know breast milk could be expressed manually. If these things "keep" maybe I'll order one and use it when I start having babies. Then again, maybe not. How do you explain these things to guests? Jennifer

shotime1
06-25-2000, 10:57 PM
maybe by a demonstration (j/k)

reagancajun
06-25-2000, 11:31 PM
Gross! (But I had to laugh--hehe)

chrissy
06-26-2000, 12:08 AM
Actually they are really neat! They didn't have these 3 years ago when I had my son. Which would have been really handy.

And as Maggie pointed out... you would express with a pump (which I tried and thought it was way to painful!!!) or by hand into a bottle shaped container to pour into the baggies in the proper amount.

Nicemann -- I would like to see you drink soda out of a bottle.... http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/wink.gif concidering that the baggie doubles as a liner for the playtex type bottles! HEHE!

hapoo
06-26-2000, 12:46 AM
I must agree maggie

Breast Is Best http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

colossus
06-26-2000, 12:55 AM
You know, I had something to say in response to Hapoo, but Leon would probably ban me from the board http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/redface.gif http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/eek.gif

------------------
Ço£o§§ü§ - yeah you can read into it...

Leon
06-26-2000, 01:13 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>You know, I had something to say in response to Hapoo, but Leon would probably ban me from the board<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I dunno... Depends on how witty your response is... http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/smile.gif

I think I'm going to post this on the deals page. Too funny... http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

tachi
06-26-2000, 01:35 AM
heheh.. this is so funny.. would be cool if it came w/ one of those pump too.. cus then.. creative ppl might be able to find other uses for the pump.. heheh.. =P

MaggieOK
06-26-2000, 02:40 AM
By the way, I didn't intend to sound like I'm against bottlefeeding. I only formula/bottle feed my one month old. Just clarifying... some can get kinda bent out of shape. (People, not boobies.)

Maggie

Sexc0w
06-26-2000, 02:44 AM
Hmmm...

Boobie or not Boobie. That is the question...

------------------
The chicks just keep milkin' me for it...

ProMinx
06-26-2000, 03:20 AM
sex...cow; two words that should never appear anywhere near eachother...thank god for skinny hot girlfriends...
ProMinx

SanDiegoLocal
06-26-2000, 04:45 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>How do you explain these things to guests? [/B]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

This reminds me of a funny story. A buddy of mine had a get together for the boys one time. He was married and had a recently born baby, but his wife was cool enough to let him have a party. They supplied a fridge full of beers for us and we were all pretty happy campers. During the night one of my buddies went to the fridge and noticed one of these "Mommy helpers". He proceeded to come back into the room and start busting the guys balls for having it in the fridge.
Thats when his wife came in the room, apparently listening to the conversation, and let us all know that, "They're in the fridge because I don't feel like popping out MY TIT at 4 oclock every morning!!"
Needless to say, her point was taken without much misunderstanding.

Sorry for the language, but that's one way that you can explain those things to guests :')

Thorin78
06-26-2000, 07:13 AM
I think she's trying to ask how she'd explain it to guests about the breast milk if she doesn't have a baby nor a husband. I think that "I don't feel like popping out MY TIT at 4 oclock every morning!!" wouldn't work very well. But it would be interesting certainly.

shotime1
06-26-2000, 08:18 AM
hehe, I can't believe my deal made it to the actual deals page!
I am finding all of these responses incredibly amusing as well, the later it gets, the funnier they get!

btw, i think we should all orders these and at the next party we goto try and drink beer outta them

fsck
06-26-2000, 10:04 AM
Too bad the heading in the deals page isnt

"Got Milk?"

TanItAll
06-26-2000, 10:43 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by fsck:
Too bad the heading in the deals page isnt

"Got Milk?"<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

LOL!!!! http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

reagancajun
06-26-2000, 08:49 PM
Y'all are some strange people. God, I love GotApex! And you're right: the later it gets the funnier. Yes, several of your responses would suffice for satisfying guests' curiosity. I just don't know if they would ever come back.....

oblivion77
06-27-2000, 06:19 AM
I love milk, a little sweet though. You get used to it when you have 9 wives.

------------------
$UP4 GH3TT0 PHR34k