so that's where i left it

[aglio412]

http://www.theindependent.com/stories/021302/new_hastingspart13.html

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HASTINGS -- Hastings police are investigating the discovery of what Capt. Steven Murphy said appears to be a severed human penis.

Police received a call about 4:15 p.m. Tuesday that the body part had been found in the 2300 block of West Second Street in Hastings.

According to a press release from the Hastings police, there is no evidence to support that the body part was severed at the location where it was found.

"While this incident could be the result of an accidental act, a self-inflicted act or an intentional act, the Hastings Police Department is treating it as evidence of a homicide," the release said.

The body part was examined by local medical personnel, who believed it to be human, the release said.

An examination by the Nebraska State Patrol Crime Lab was expected to be done on Wednesday. The examination should develop a DNA profile, and a pathologist will look at the part later this week.

[welfareloser]

creeeepyyyyyyyy... there just isn't an explanation for that discovery that could possibly make me any less uneasy than not knowing what happened...

[Hiro]

thats
just
wrong

[Grimm]

Originally posted by Corsec
thats
just
wrong
:stupid::eek:

[mojo]

let's hope he's a mutant capable of regeneration of body parts. or at least one.

[theHNIC]

Originally posted by aglio412
The body part was examined by local medical personnel, who believed it to be human, the release said.

Shouldnt you be able to tell the difference between a human penis and an animal penis, or whatever without examining it.

[Grimm]

Originally posted by gotmilk


Shouldnt you be able to tell the difference between a human penis and an animal penis, or whatever without examining it.
Well, I don't know about you. But I don't go around looking at other men's penises. I just got the one and I don't plan on whipping it out to compare to one found on the ground.:hmm:

[welfareloser]

Originally posted by gotmilk


Shouldnt you be able to tell the difference between a human penis and an animal penis, or whatever without examining it.

you'd be surprised how effed-up a human penis can look when it's dead and swollen and miscolored and shriveled and decomposing. easy enough to tell what kind of animal it belongs to when it's still attached to a corpse, but i can see where you'd want to take a hard look to be sure when it's all by its lonesome...

[Ladogaboy]

Ouch!!!

[sho.gun]

It might be from the aliens...

[aglio412]

Originally posted by welfareloser


you'd be surprised how effed-up a human penis can look when it's dead and swollen and miscolored and shriveled and decomposing. easy enough to tell what kind of animal it belongs to when it's still attached to a corpse, but i can see where you'd want to take a hard look to be sure when it's all by its lonesome...

and you know this because....

[welfareloser]

Originally posted by aglio412


and you know this because....

autopsy photos (dental forensics class, but they show you all the evidence just cuz...) and gross anatomy lab...

[aglio412]

Originally posted by welfareloser


autopsy photos (dental forensics class, but they show you all the evidence just cuz...) and gross anatomy lab...

hehehehehe, just checking...

[mojo]

Originally posted by welfareloser


you'd be surprised how effed-up a human penis can look when it's dead and swollen and miscolored and shriveled and decomposing. easy enough to tell what kind of animal it belongs to when it's still attached to a corpse, but i can see where you'd want to take a hard look to be sure when it's all by its lonesome... swollen and shriveled? i'm so confused :confused:

at any rate, i expected...um...shrinkage

[welfareloser]

Originally posted by mojo
swollen and shriveled? i'm so confused :confused:

at any rate, i expected...um...shrinkage

yep, both... it gets all big and misshapen, but the texture of the skin has this awful shriveled wrinkly thing goin on...

[Markel]

Or it might just be a hunk of mold.
http://www.gotapex.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=31359

[mojo]

Originally posted by welfareloser


yep, both... it gets all big and misshapen, but the texture of the skin has this awful shriveled wrinkly thing goin on... so much for having kielbasa tonight :puke:

[welfareloser]

Originally posted by mojo
so much for having kielbasa tonight :puke:

oh, you were gonna have pizza or a burger anyhoo... :P

[mojo]

Originally posted by welfareloser


oh, you were gonna have pizza or a burger anyhoo... :P well ya, now...

actually orange chicken sounds good. but i do like those domino's sinnersticks

[ChrisMG187]

There's one reason not to let crazy people near your junk. That could happen. Ouch!

[BigJon]

Look out! Lorena Bobbit is on the loose!:eek:

[Markel]

Originally posted by Markel
Or it might just be a hunk of mold.
http://www.gotapex.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=31359
Well, once again the "experts" have proved their "worth".

From here (http://news.excite.com/article/id/214529|oddlyenough|02-28-2002%3A%3A07%3A28|reuters.html)


Car Wash "Penis" was an "Udder" Thing Instead

February 28, 2002 7:25 am EST

HASTINGS, Neb. (Reuters) - A lingering mystery involving what appeared to be a severed human penis found in a Nebraska car wash has been solved, police said on Wednesday, with tests showing the organ was a cow's teat.

"I've learned more about cow parts and human parts in the past two weeks than I cared to," said Police Chief Larry Thoren.

Police launched a possible homicide investigation after the part was found near a vacuum cleaner at a car wash in Hastings on Feb. 12. Local medical officials said they thought it resembled a human penis and it was sent off to a state crime laboratory for further tests.

Thoren said test results showed it to be a cow's teat, nothing udder.

[Kevster]

Reading this whole post made me listen to my "Detachable Penis" MP3 by King Missle...