SonyGuy
02-15-2002, 11:30 AM
Don't know if it's a hrb or if you've heard, but I thought I would share it with all of you...
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one
day, only to be confronted by a well dressed young
man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said
the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes
of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very
latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners." "Go away!"
said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and
she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash,
the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed
it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not
until you have at least seen my demonstration."
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure
onto her hallway carpet.
"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces
of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will
personally eat the remainder."
"Well," she said, "I hope you've got a good appetite
because the electricity was cut off this morning."
If you ever go into the vacuum cleaner sales, may I give you one bit of advice?
:heh: :bigmouth:
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one
day, only to be confronted by a well dressed young
man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said
the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes
of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very
latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners." "Go away!"
said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and
she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash,
the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed
it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not
until you have at least seen my demonstration."
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure
onto her hallway carpet.
"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces
of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will
personally eat the remainder."
"Well," she said, "I hope you've got a good appetite
because the electricity was cut off this morning."
If you ever go into the vacuum cleaner sales, may I give you one bit of advice?
:heh: :bigmouth: