eeeeeeeeeewwwwww...

[welfareloser]

if i have to pick one more masticated gooey pile of chicken nugget out of the damned carpet because a certain someone yaks it up because he cannot be bothered with taking BITES instead of shoving the whole thing in his mouth so he's free to run around and stage dive off various pieces of furniture, then a certain someone is going on a dry bread diet for a few days.

yeah. how you like them apples?

[jujubees]

Wow ... fiance giving you problems, huh? ;)

[DoPeY5007]

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Don't ya love kids? :P

[DoPeY5007]

Originally posted by jujubees
Wow ... fiance giving you problems, huh? ;)


:heh: :bigmouth: :laugh:



:bonk: now back to work Juju

[Hiro]

Sounds like a whole days worth of fun!

[Kim]

OMG welfare, I am having the same problem. My son, who previously loved them, has now decided that apple peels are evil. How can he eat the whole apple, and somehow keep the peels seperate to spit out? I feel for ya!

[welfareloser]

Originally posted by Kim
OMG welfare, I am having the same problem. My son, who previously loved them, has now decided that apple peels are evil. How can he eat the whole apple, and somehow keep the peels seperate to spit out? I feel for ya!

yep, we have that goin on too. toddler teeth have an amazing ability to extract every last bit of meat and spit out bits of peel clean as a whistle.

[ChrisMG187]

:heh: She said Masticated!

[ThanatoGratus]

The masticated mess was a bolus at one point.:hmm:

[xsiled2]

kids these days, they masticate to dam much

[ThanatoGratus]

Originally posted by cpugeek04

i hafta agree, they must get it from their parents

only if their parents are non homo sapiens..otherwise, they throw the food on a plate and say "fend for yerself, kid"

[xsiled2]

Originally posted by ThanatoGratus


only if their parents are non homo sapiens..otherwise, they throw the food on a plate and say "fend for yerself, kid"

you killed it

[chrissy]

I don't have that problem here. Sorry.

:(

I have a kid that won't eat. He can (and has) sat at the table for 3 hours refusing to eat. (This is not something we practice normally. But after a couple days of watching him eat hardly anything, we sit there and force him to eat bite after bite.) We can give him his favorite food and he won't eat it.

Then the following week, he can't get enough (slowly but he is eating at least).

This kid will be 5 on March 9th. He weighs 27 lbs.

[ThanatoGratus]

Originally posted by chrissy
This kid will be 5 on March 9th. He weighs 27 lbs.

Wow. Ummm... does he look skin-and-bones ?
If so, have you thought about viditing a pediatrician?

[chrissy]

No, actually he doesn't. He is pretty strong and like my dad, very skinny with no butt. We supplement and feed him a high fat diet (more than you normally would but still health-wise okay).

He is on the low end of his growing curve so the doctor's haven't seemed concerned yet (military doctors, mind ya :rolleyes: ). I guess when he falls from that, they will start to raise a brow or two. Like I said, some days he won't eat at all, then there are others when he eats and eats. :shrug:

[Sir_Froggy]

kids these days have it lucky...

hah my parents used to own a resturaunt and i was raised by some vietnemese woman :P

[brainsmile]

that kind of talent can only be genetic

[ironchef]

Originally posted by chrissy
like my dad, very skinny with no butt.Hah! I thought that was a trait specific to my family :)

[Kim]

Wow Chrissy, he is skinny. Have you tried to get him to drink pediasure? It helped my friends little boy get what he needed.

My husband and daughter have no butt either.

[welfareloser]

Originally posted by chrissy
I don't have that problem here. Sorry.

:(

I have a kid that won't eat. He can (and has) sat at the table for 3 hours refusing to eat. (This is not something we practice normally. But after a couple days of watching him eat hardly anything, we sit there and force him to eat bite after bite.) We can give him his favorite food and he won't eat it.

Then the following week, he can't get enough (slowly but he is eating at least).

This kid will be 5 on March 9th. He weighs 27 lbs.

whoa! my two-year-old outweighs your five-year-year-old, and evilgremlin is skinny for his height!

but that just happens sometimes. so long as he's growing reasonably tall and isn't lethargic, he's probably just fine.

yeah, i still have my kid on whole milk and other fattiness, and probly will til he's at least three or four... no reason to put him on a lower fat diet when he's already skinny! he's got two skinny parents, so he'll probly be skinny til he's in his 40's...

[chrissy]

No, this kid has some energy!

I just yard saled his 4T clothing. He still fits into them, I just wanted him to be in "big boy" clothes. (although 4Ts are cheaper...)

As for pediasure, no, I haven't gave that to him. Donnie and I have talked about it. But we have given him slim fast with his breakfast (he thinks it's a shake) so we could prob get away with pediasure.

The funny (if you can call it that)thing is he has to stay in a car seat until he is 60 lbs. At this rate, maybe when he gets into middle school he can go without one.

[BigJon]

Originally posted by chrissy
...At this rate, maybe when he gets into middle school he can go without one.

:heh:

[Blu]

Mastication leads to hairy palms and blindness....

[Markel]

Originally posted by Blu
Mastication leads to hairy palms and blindness....
No, it leads to digestion (or indigestion).

[Windsor]

Originally posted by Sir_Froggy
kids these days have it lucky...

hah my parents used to own a resturaunt and i was raised by some vietnemese woman :P


Er, does that vietnemese woman happen to be your...MOM?

:P

[welfareloser]

Originally posted by DarkFury
(Yeah... I know that substituting a "b" for the "c" in mastication (http://www.dictionary.com/search?q=Mastication%20") would not spell that word correctly either... but it was funny as a concept. :hihi:

pretty sad that you have to beat someone else to the nitpicking to preserve your humor... :hihi: