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BigJon
02-20-2002, 05:57 AM
I wanted to start a thread of all of those unwritten rules that us men follow by a daily basis....
The first rule:
When going to the restroom, always leave one empty urinal between each person...if there is not enough room to...then go to the bathroom somewhere else..
BigJon
02-20-2002, 06:00 AM
A quick nod (sup?) to another man is the equivilant of two women talking for an hour...
Jenny
02-20-2002, 08:20 AM
Originally posted by BigJon
A quick nod (sup?) to another man is the equivilant of two women talking for an hour...
:heh:
I will now crap on the thread and say:
For "guy rules" go to www.guyrules.com
BigJon
02-20-2002, 08:34 AM
thanks...I guess...
the link is cool, though...
whitak24
02-20-2002, 08:39 AM
there were a bunch of guy rules in either maxim or stuff a couple months ago. they were pretty funny.
Never comment on another guys pants such as: "Hey man, nice pants" or "Those pants look cool dude!"
BigJon
02-20-2002, 08:52 AM
never talk in the bathroom
revil
02-20-2002, 09:12 AM
Originally posted by BigJon
never talk in the bathroom
This is essential!
I had a teacher in high school talk to me in the bathroom... "hello mr. evil. how are classes going? blah blah blah."
I promptly said, "shut up." cause it was freaking me out.
DoPeY5007
02-20-2002, 09:14 AM
from that site
Real guys should not wear tattoos of funny animals or cute cartoon characters. 'Legal' tattoos for guys to wear, however, should instead include (but are not limited to): Taz; sports team logos; women of any kind (the sleazier the better); and even the time-honored 'classics,' such as ships, anchors and skulls. Tattooing the name of your current girlfriend is discouraged, as once she stops putting out, you'll hate yourself and want to rip off your arm!
:angry:
BigJon
02-20-2002, 09:16 AM
ooh...didn't quite get your post until I thought about it for a second....don't worry...you are an exception...
Originally posted by DoPeY5007
from that site
:angry:
hahaha l00sah!!!! your not a real man... hehe you need some replacement tattoos :D
IrishSS
02-20-2002, 09:38 AM
Originally posted by DoPeY5007
from that site
:angry:
Lol... for a minute, i thought Dopey was referring to the girls names comment... and the lil wheels started turnin... hmmm, pinks name, hmm, pink not putting out anymore, hmmm Dopey not wanting pinks tatoo anymore... Oy!
You could just tattoo a sleazy girls body under Dopey's head and you will be fine!:D
Originally posted by Kim
You could just tattoo a sleazy girls body under Dopey's head and you will be fine!:D
Transgender Dopey? LOL!!!!!
*pets the girls*
Merlin
02-20-2002, 11:07 AM
Originally posted by UT Memo
Never comment on another guys pants such as: "Hey man, nice pants" or "Those pants look cool dude!"
No, this is ok as long as you are mocking the guy. "You look like a dork in those stupid pants! What are you color blind?"
molecularfire
02-20-2002, 11:12 AM
When going to the restroom, always leave one empty urinal between each person...if there is not enough room to...then go to the bathroom somewhere else..
Broke that rule...
Greet others with a handshake or wave, or a swift kick in the jimmy.
Barely kept that rule...
A quick nod (sup?) to another man is the equivilant of two women talking for an hour...
Heck yeah
Never comment on another guys pants such as: "Hey man, nice pants" or "Those pants look cool dude!"
Broke that rule... (but the guy really did have some cool pants on)
never talk in the bathroom
Broke that rule...
Real guys should not wear tattoos of funny animals or cute cartoon characters. 'Legal' tattoos for guys to wear, however, should instead include (but are not limited to): Taz; sports team logos; women of any kind (the sleazier the better); and even the time-honored 'classics,' such as ships, anchors and skulls. Tattooing the name of your current girlfriend is discouraged, as once she stops putting out, you'll hate yourself and want to rip off your arm!
Not a problem... don't have tatoos and GF doesn't put out. :bawl:
ChrisMG187
02-20-2002, 11:15 AM
Guys, it is okay to go right next to a filled urinal, but only if there's a partition.
Originally posted by ChrisMG187
Guys, it is okay to go right next to a filled urinal, but only if there's a partition.
This is only true if the person next door is not tall enough to look over the partition or if you are not tall enough to look over the partition.
molecularfire
02-20-2002, 11:42 AM
This is only true if the person next door is not tall enough to look over the partition or if you are not tall enough to look over the partition.
You look down???? :confused: :puke:
Originally posted by molecularfire
You look down???? :confused: :puke:
Straighforward at the flushing handle my friend. Unless it's one of those times where your penis gets stage fright (GASP! I Admitted it). But definately don't look sideways.
Grimm
02-20-2002, 02:32 PM
Men's Restroom behavior:
Never ever speak to a stranger at the urinal.
You may speak in a limited fasion to a person that you know if you entered with that person. You may continue a current conversation, You may make a joke (so long as it is not a gay joke) "damn, the water is cold"..."and deep". You may discuss drinking or your plans for the weekend. That's it.
You may greet a friend. No more that 2 words. "Hey Bob".
You may greet a close friend. No more than 4 words after the initial greeting. "Hey Bob. How ya doing?"
You may respond to a friend's greeting in a similar fashion. "Hey Joe" or for a close friend: "Ok, yourself?".
You may accuse another restroom patron of homosexuality. "Fag, don't be lookin' at my dick"
Please note that a man may bitch about his ex-wife at any time. You should assume that such a person is talking to themselves. Do not respond unless you have an ex-wife to bitch about!
DoPeY5007
02-20-2002, 02:40 PM
I wish I remembered that link to the uranal game :heh:
BigJon
02-20-2002, 02:41 PM
Originally posted by DoPeY5007
I wish I remembered that link to the uranal game :heh:
i have it on my pc, that is what made me think of this thread
Originally posted by Grimm
Men's Restroom behavior:
You may accuse another restroom patron of homosexuality. "Fag, don't be lookin' at my dick"
Please note that a man may bitch about his ex-wife at any time. You should assume that such a person is talking to themselves. Do not respond unless you have an ex-wife to bitch about!
i might agree with the 2nd one for safety reasons (distraught peeps shouldn't be messed with. just nod, smirk, and leave as soon as possible).
i disagree with the first one. unless someone is looking at said penis, then it's obviously an attempt to draw attention to such a penis. peeps that go around bragging about how tough they are or how straight they are don't impress me. if they are so tough, then maybe i should be noting that without prompts.
Grimm
02-20-2002, 02:46 PM
Originally posted by mojo
i might agree with the 2nd one for safety reasons (distraught peeps shouldn't be messed with. just nod, smirk, and leave as soon as possible).
i disagree with the first one. unless someone is looking at said penis, then it's obviously an attempt to draw attention to such a penis. peeps that go around bragging about how tough they are or how straight they are don't impress me. if they are so tough, then maybe i should be noting that without prompts.
Well, I'll amend that to when some one is meatgazing.
Originally posted by Blu
I will now crap on the thread and say:
For "guy rules" go to www.guyrules.com i tried to go there...wouldn't open. so here are my contributions:
never go after your friend's wife/girlfriend. ex's are fair game after a while...that while varies by how close you are to your friend, how your friend will take it, etc. usually a few weeks for ex-gf should be good or several months (maybe) for ex-wife.
don't look at the other guy's mouth while he is talking. that freaks me out, man!
don't use a limp/weak handshake. if you're gonna shake hands, at least be moderately firm in the grip about it. i know girls that give a firm handshake...so should you, pal.
don't talk on the phone for too long. if you're having problems, that's cool. if you're having girl problems, it's more acceptable. but don't keep a guy on the phone for 3 hours just to "chit chat" unless you haven't seen him in years and you really need to catch up.
Originally posted by Grimm
Well, I'll amend that to when some one is meatgazing. agreed. oh, and :puke:
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