Olsen twins + horny screenwriter = ?

[BigJon]

TEEN twins Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen almost got more than they bargained for in their straight-to-video flick "Holiday in the Sun." Screenwriter Brent Goldberg describes the wholesome Olsens as "hot pieces of a- -" in the March issue of Total Movie & Entertainment magazine, and implies that if he had his way, the film wouldn't have been so clean. "You should have seen the first draft," Goldberg says. "What we had going on with Mary-Kate, you don't want to know. Let's just say it didn't pass." Goldberg's raunchy writing credits include "Saving Ryan's Privates," a spoof about a World War II soldier who loses his sex organs in battle. He also penned the forthcoming National Lampoon film "Van Wilder: Party Liaison," starring Tara Reid. He might have been an odd choice for a script about the Bahamas vacation of two virginal 16-year-olds, but the producers were desperate because a writers' strike was supposed to start. They "were like, 'Can you guys write an Olsen twins script in two weeks?' We're like, 'How bleeping hard can it be?' "

linky (http://www.pagesix.com/seven/02222002/pagesix/11065.htm)

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What a weirdo....I'm sure he is waaaay older than those two.

[Cantacuzene]

Originally posted by cpugeek04

they are over rated too, they aren't that good looking :shrug:

I don't think they are that good looking either, but don't think I won't watch their 18 year old pr0n debut.

[xsiled2]

Originally posted by Cantacuzene


I don't think they are that good looking either, but don't think I won't watch their 18 year old pr0n debut. :heh: :heh: :rolleyes: heh funny

[Memo]

Olsen Twins are HOT

[attgig]

they make a sh*t load of money...
even though they annoy the hell outta me, i gotta respect them for being able to have a following, while sucking up all their fans' money...

[ArkiStan]

yeah I'd shag 'em. Anybody have pics??

[Merlin]

Originally posted by BigJon They "were like, 'Can you guys write an Olsen twins script in two weeks?' We're like, 'How bleeping hard can it be?' "
[/B]

So I guess we are not talking about a beautiful mind here.

:hmm: :rolleyes: :dodgy: :P

[Speedfreak]

http://home.socal.rr.com/speedfreak/olsens.jpg

Hehe.. check out the name of this site:

linky (http://exlovestheolsentwins.homestead.com/)


I guess they are only 15 still.

[Memo]

3 more years..

[whitak24]

ok they're as annoying as hell. but man, you gotta admit that in the past 2 years, they've gotten HOT!!

[aglio412]

Originally posted by UT Memo
Olsen Twins are HOT

i'll second that motion...few more years, and they're all mine

[Memo]

They're only annoying if you watch them...you don't watch them DO YOU? I mean, last time I saw these girls they still had curley hair, big eyes and ate Gerber food.

[Grimm]

Originally posted by Cantacuzene


I don't think they are that good looking either, but don't think I won't watch their 18 year old pr0n debut.

But dude, it's twins! :naughty:
You think we could get away with a "Would you do the Olsen twins?" poll?

[Merlin]

Originally posted by UT Memo
They're only annoying if you watch them...


Now how does that song go...

"Faces down *** up, that's they way we like to..."

[Nija]

I'd Nail, Both of them... Hardcore....

hell yeah, last time I actually watched them... they were on Full House... but now what i've seen of them recently, :naughty: I'd jump their collective bones....

mmmmm...... twins...... mmmmmm :drool:

[NuTs62]

Regardless of how old they are, everytime I hear the "Olsen Twins", I always picture 'em as lil' rugrats on Full House.

[molecularfire]

:shake::shake::shake:

Just when I thought that there was nothing you guys can say that'll make me lose any more respect for you, you go and say that... :P

Seriously though... I saw them when they were still in diapers. Just seems kinda wrong somehow... That and they are Underaged

[mojo]

Originally posted by NuTs62
Regardless of how old they are, everytime I hear the "Olsen Twins", I always picture 'em as lil' rugrats on Full House. sicko

















(you know i'm just kidding, right nuts?)

[NuTs62]

Originally posted by mojo
sicko


(you know i'm just kidding, right nuts?)

:eek: :bawl: Nija's thinkin bout nailin 'em hardcore and I'm just picturing them as rugrats.. And I'm the sicko? =P :rolleyes: :angel:

[NuTs62]

Originally posted by cpugeek04
they may be underage, but so am i, so thats still legal :naughty:

I guess we should maybe examine what the definition of underage is.. In some countries, or states for that matter, girls can get married as young as 12 or 13..?

[mojo]

Originally posted by NuTs62


:eek: :bawl: Nija's thinkin bout nailin 'em hardcore and I'm just picturing them as rugrats.. And I'm the sicko? =P :rolleyes: :angel: but if i say nija's a sicko, that's like saying grimm is evil :P

[ChrisMG187]

IMO they're not that good lookin. And they're dumb too.

[progman]

these chicks are like 13! ugh.

[Leon]

This thread has gotten pretty gross. They're JAIL BAIT, fellas! :nono: