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Markel
02-22-2002, 11:02 AM
Linky (http://news.excite.com/article/id/49493|oddlyenough|02-22-2002%3A%3A11%3A42|reuters.html)



Man Stabbed with Swordfish in Fight

February 22, 2002 11:37 am EST

MADEIRA BEACH, Fla. (Reuters) - A Florida fisherman was recovering on Friday after being stabbed with the bill of a swordfish during a fight with another man, a sheriff's spokeswoman said.

Police arrested Frank Ashmus, 46, and Garth Spacek, 42, on Thursday after the two fishermen allegedly started fighting near a dock in Madeira Beach, a small city on Florida's Gulf Coast.

Police said that after Spacek hit Ashmus in the head with a beer bottle and left, Ashmus went to Spacek's apartment and stabbed him in the abdomen with a sharp detached bill of a swordfish.

"We don't see this kind of thing very often," said Pinellas County Sheriff spokeswoman Marianna Pasha.

Both men were drunk, according to police.

Ashmus and Spacek were held without bond on charges of aggravated battery. Spacek was in fair condition, Pasha said.
I hope this doesn't give Dopey any new ideas.
:heh:

Grimm
02-22-2002, 11:04 AM
/me stabs Dopey with a large swordfish.
:heh:

Markel
02-22-2002, 11:07 AM
"We don't see this kind of thing very often," said Pinellas County Sheriff spokeswoman Marianna Pasha.

Well, maybe once it get's spread around G|A, it might become more common:

"Fred, we've got another violation of section 456.75.32 (swordfish stabbing). Send out the Swordfish Stabbing Squad to check up on it."

sho.gun
02-22-2002, 11:15 AM
next up:

Jellyfish Splooging - encapsulating a person's head inside a jellyfish.

Ninja Starfish - self explanatory

Anemone tickling - tickling, using an anemone

Markel
02-22-2002, 11:32 AM
"Ladies and gentlemen, there you have it - unequivocal proof that there IS a direct link between trout slapping and a life of more serious crime. Therefore, I submit to you that my ban on Trout Slapping should be immediately approved by this body."

Memo
02-22-2002, 11:37 AM
Originally posted by sho.gun
next up:

Jellyfish Splooging - encapsulating a person's head inside a jellyfish.


You ever see the Jackass episode with the Jellyfish Yamaka?

molecularfire
02-22-2002, 12:58 PM
Man... the poor swordfish... :(

leemaj
02-22-2002, 05:47 PM
Originally posted by DarkFury
I wonder if Halle Berry flashed her ta-tas in this one too? :naughty:

haha...they were probably fighting over her

sho.gun
02-22-2002, 06:56 PM
Originally posted by UT Memo


You ever see the Jackass episode with the Jellyfish Yamaka?

Yeah, that was pretty funny and hillarious until it gets to the part where he poured his own urine on his face... :rolleyes:

what a jackass...

sho.gun
02-22-2002, 07:08 PM
Originally posted by cpugeek04

you see the one where he got tipped over in a porta-potty that had **** and urine in it? :puke: that guys is FUBAR

Yeah, that was pretty disgusting... a definite potty thread lock here in G|A if it was a thread. Umm.. yea!