ChrisMG187
02-22-2002, 01:13 PM
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here
and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and can't figure
out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed
to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She
lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all
over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks
at the box, then looks at her, looks at the pieces once again and then
slowly turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're
not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a
tiger."
"Second, let's just relax, have a cup of coffee, and then . . . we'll put
all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and can't figure
out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed
to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She
lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all
over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks
at the box, then looks at her, looks at the pieces once again and then
slowly turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're
not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a
tiger."
"Second, let's just relax, have a cup of coffee, and then . . . we'll put
all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."