Messed up loves songs CD

[molecularfire]

Ok... so I'm trying make a messed up love songs compilation CD. The types of songs that I'm looking for are "I love you" songs, that don't sound like their love songs. Think of it this way... love songs that you'd never hear played at a wedding.:D Preferable those without the words "I love you" although... those would be ok, if they fit my first requirement. Songs that I have come up with so far are:

1) Meridith Brooks - Bi**h
2) Eve - I've gotta man
3) Bellamy Brothers - I'd lie to you for your love
4) PSB - I love you, you pay my rent
5) BOC - Don't fear the reaper
6) Garbage - Number 1 crush
7) Melissa Ethridge - If I wanted to
8) Divinyls - I Touch Myself
9) Everclear - Heartspark Dollarsign
10) Third-eye blind - Semicharmed life
11) Liz Phair - Flower
12) The Smiths - Stop me if you think you've heard this one before
13) 98 degrees - The invisible man
I'd appreciate any other suggestions.

[jujubees]

This sounds like a job for Nija, who thinks "I hate you" love songs are the norm. :P

My contributions:

Everclear - You Make Me Feel Like a Whore
GNR - Back Off B*tch
Wedding Singer Soundtrack - Somebody Kill Me

[verve247]

NIN - closer
NOFX - Together on the Sand

[molecularfire]

Ok... I haven't had a chance to hear the songs that you guys have posted yet, but based on jujubees comments... I think you guys may have misunderstood me. I'm not looking for hate songs. I'm looking for love songs. Heck... I'm looking for cheezy love songs, just not the ones that are obvious. I kinda wanna have to understand the meaning of the song (or interpret the words in a certain way) to get that it's a love song i.e. I'm looking for songs that say "I love you" in creative ways. For example the meridith brooks song that I put down here (I'll try to avoid typing the title)basically says that

"Ok... I'm not a perfect person. I have my good days and bad days. Sometimes, I'm downright unpleasant to be with. However, not only have you learned to love me despite my bad moods... you've learned to love me for them (you wouldn't want it any other way). Because of that... I love you and whenever you need someone... I'll be there (when you hurt, when you suffer, I'm your angel undercover)." :love::neartears

[jujubees]

Oh pshaw. I thought you were searching for songs that said, "I'd rather shove a fork in my eyeball than love you, but I'm addicted to you, and life sucks."

I don't wanna play anymore. :P

[Hoser]

Divinyls - I Touch Myself

[wrkngirl]

Originally posted by jujubees
Oh pshaw. I thought you were searching for songs that said, "I'd rather shove a fork in my eyeball than love you, but I'm addicted to you, and life sucks."

I don't wanna play anymore. :P

Thank you for the best laugh I've had all week!!!:heh:

[OC]

Meatloaf - I'd Lie For You and That's the Truth

-OC

[Devhux]

Aww, but in terms of the "anti-love songs," you guys have missed the best. "Weird Al" Yankovic's bizarre love ballads......

- You Don't Love Me Anymore
- One More Minute
- etc.

[whitak24]

ok, first off, little correction:
i belive the garbage song you are referring to in your original post is actually called "number 1 crush" and was on the original romeo and juliet movie soundtrack (it was probably on some other album, but since i'm not priviledged to be skanking shirley manson like mojo is, i don't know where else you would find it :P )

a "love song" of the "I'd rather shove a fork in my eyeball than love you, but I'm addicted to you, and life sucks" variety is pearl jam's "betterman" (off the vitalogy album).

some choices closer to what you're actually looking for:
"go home" - barenaked ladies (from maroon)
"heroin girl" or "heartspark dollarsign" - everclear (these are actually pretty sweet songs about twisted love :) )
"follow you down" - gin blossoms (from Congratulations i'm sorry)
"wolly muffler" - harvey danger (from where have all the merrymakers gone?)
"lakini's juice" - live (from secret samadhi)
"crush with eyeliner" - rem (from monster)
"what do i have to do?" - stabbing westward (from wither blister burn and peel)
"the only time" - nine inch nails (from pretty hate machine)
"prison sex" - tool :P j/k

[molecularfire]

i belive the garbage song you are referring to in your original post is actually called "number 1 crush" and was on the original romeo and juliet movie soundtrack
Yes. I stand corrected. The song is definitely named number 1 crush. Forgot about that. I actually have that song somewhere around here...

/frantically searches for song in this pile of rubbish I call my room. :D

Thanks for the suggestions so far. Please keep them coming. I've decided that I don't want to have sad songs per se in this CD, just songs saying that or how much person A loves person B, but in a way that is different from the cliched ways that twenty billion other songs claim.

Uh... jujubees... is there something going on that we as nosy, sadistic posters would wanna hear about? :P

[styleee]

maybe 'all in my grill' by missy elliot featuring mc solaar

here are the lyrics (http://versuri.hypermart.net/hh/allinmy.htm) for ya

*i'm not sure its what your looking for, but its a really good song anyway ;)

[jujubees]

Originally posted by molecularfire
Uh... jujubees... is there something going on that we as nosy, sadistic posters would wanna hear about? :P Well since you put it that way ... no! ;)

whitak24 reminded me of a few more Everclear songs that might suit the your "Odd ways of saying I love you" criteria:

Here We Go Again (http://www.nauticom.net/www/griffey/everclear/lyrics/learning_how_to_smile/here_we_go_again.html)

There ain't no place I'd rather be
Than watching dirty movies
In that happy room with you
Sleeping on a mattress in the corner
Eating Chinese food

Unemployed Boyfriend (http://www.nauticom.net/www/griffey/everclear/lyrics/learning_how_to_smile/unemployed_boyfriend.html)

Yeah you can be with me
Yes I will treat you like a queen
I will go to all those chick flick movies
That I really don't want to see
Yeah you can be with me
No I will never let you down
I will never make out with your girlfriend
When I know you're not around

[DaFunkyUnit]

Weird Al Yankovic had a song that matches your exact description, but I cant remember the name of it. Its the one with the video where it is in black and white, and they're parody-ing the band Extreme (i think...)

[mojo]

*the scratch- 7 year bitch*
you look so fine- garbage
my lover's box- garbage
pride and joy- srv
yellow- coldplay
bathwater- no doubt
come on- hendrix or srv
let's get back- no doubt (play with bnd as intro)

[whitak24]

Originally posted by molecularfire

Thanks for the suggestions so far. Please keep them coming. I've decided that I don't want to have sad songs per se in this CD, just songs saying that or how much person A loves person B, but in a way that is different from the cliched ways that twenty billion other songs claim.

i was listening to r.e.m. this morning and came up with another one from the new adventures in hi-fi album: be mine

[molecularfire]

Do you guys mean "you don't love me anymore". That's the one with Robert Goulea(sp?)

[StonedWheat]

Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before by the Smiths

Stop me, stop me
stop me if you think that you've
heard this one before
stop me, stop me
stop me if you think that you've
heard this one before
nothing's changed
I still love you, oh I still love you
... only slightly less than I used to
I was delayed, I was way-laid
an emergency stop
I smelt the last ten seconds of life
I crashed down on the crossbar
and the pain was enough to make
a shy, bald buddhist reflect
and plan a mass-murder
who said I'd lied to her?
who said I'd lied because I never
who said I'd lied because I never
I was detained, I was restrained
he broke my spleen
he broke my knees
(and then he really laid into me)
Friday night in Out-patients
who said I'd lied to her?
who said I'd lied - because I never
who said I'd lied - because I never
Oh, so I drank one
or was it four
and when I fell on the floor
... I drank more
stop me, stop me
stop me if you think that you've
heard this one before
nothing's changed
I still love you
I still love you
but only slightly
less than I used to

[cruelpupet]

Best screwed up love song yet!!!!!


ok, I havn't noticed anyone post this song yet


its Flower by Liz Phair, Im not a big fan of her stuff but this song is pretty cool

Linky (http://www.visi.com/~lazlo/liz/lyrics.html)



Every time I see your face I get all wet between my legs
Every time you pass me by I heave a sigh of pain

(Over voice)
Every time I see your face I think of things not pure and chaste
I want to **** you like a dog
I'll take you home and make you like it
Everything you ever wanted
Everything you ever thought of
Is everything I'll do to you
I'll **** you and your girlfriend, too
Your face reminds me of a flower
Kind of like you're underwater
Hair's too long and in your eyes
Your lips a perfect "suck me" size
You act like you're fourteen years old
Everything you say is so obnoxious, funny, rude and mean
I want to be your blowjob queen
You're probably shy and introspective
That's not part of my objective
I just want your fresh, young jimmy
Jamming, slamming, ramming in me
Everytime I see you face I think of things not pure and chaste
I want to **** you like a dog
I'll take you home and make you like it
Everything you ever wanted
Everything you ever thought of
Is everything I'll do to you
I'll **** you till your dick is blue
Everytime

[revil]

nerf herder - Pervert (http://www.nerfherder.net/Pervert%5B1%5D.swf)
nerf herder - sorry (http://www.nerfherder.net/sorry.htm)

[whitak24]

Originally posted by revil
nerf herder - Pervert (http://www.nerfherder.net/Pervert%5B1%5D.swf)
nerf herder - sorry (http://www.nerfherder.net/sorry.htm)
nerf herder......i haven't heard anything about them (or any music from them) in probably five years.
i had a sampler with their song "van halen" (i think that was the name of it) and they rocked, but i never bothered to track down any of their other music. basically, i forgot they existed.
i guess i can listen now :)

[Memo]

NIN - We're in this together now
Pixies - Hey
The Cure - Just Like Heaven
Weezer - Only in Dreams

Or you can always do The Misfits - Die Die My Darling ;)