bad candy

[mojo]

Our Mission Statement:
We, of the Ultimate Bad Candy Web Site, do hereby declare war on any and all candy whose consumption serves only to create misery and suffering amongst the upstanding citizenry of the world. Furthermore, we state our belief that bad candy is the impetus of all wrongdoing; it is the shapeless force that drives drug addiction, prostitution, and global warming. It is the reason why you’re going bald and is the cause of your deep-seeded, nameless neuroses. It is a mysterious force that transcends space and time. Who killed JFK? Ask bad candy. Where the hell is Jimmy Hoffa? Ask bad candy. Who was that naked guy talking to your children at the park? That, actually, was me. Sorry. Thought they were someone I knew.

http://www.bad-candy.com

[Nija]

Howdy there, partners! My names Pocky, and I'm a halfway decent candy who hails from Japan! I travelled all the way here from the land o' the rising sun just to tell you about my crime-fighting buddies, Ben and Mark! I tell ya, these here fellers sure do drag themselves through hell and back just to protect you and your families from the evils of crap! Why, sure as my hat looks like an upside-down ass, these boys have been busting their heinies to keep you on the bleeding edge of culinary danger! Of course, they aren't the brightest bulbs in the drawer. Just the other day I convinced Mark to lick the festering saddle wound on the inside of my thigh for a nickle! Boy, was that stupid! And then there was the time that Ben ate poop. Actually, come to think of it, these boys are about as rock stupid as a couple of safety helmet-wearing mental charges! But after three years and a mess o' candies, they're still rarin' to go! Of course, after three years, you'd think there would've been more updates... but shoot, that don't matter none! Just grab your 10 gallon ass-hat, your blue boots, and your bread holsters, and join us in a confectionary adventure for the whoooooooooole family! Yeehaw!

hahaha

[ApltnHkyMutt]

http://www.bad-candy.com/fizzymilk/images/fizzy.jpg

i wish i could try this one!

[whitak24]

hahaha. that's a good site. read the "my love" review for the story of "enrique the hispanic warrior" going apes***. i was lmao

[Speedfreak]

Originally posted by ApltnHkyMutt
http://www.bad-candy.com/fizzymilk/images/fizzy.jpg

i wish i could try this one!

I have some of those right now.



I used to eat this stuff.

http://www.bad-candy.com/pico/images/pico_small.jpg

[Thunder]

those sour plums are funny...laughed so hard when you know of people that like this stuff...