The Osbournes

[oblongmelon]

Ok is it me or is this the WILDEST family you have ever seen..OMG I laughed so hard when the dog sh8t on the floor I almost wet myself..talk about a real family...hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. LOng live Ozzy

[mojo]

i guess that kid (the son) listens to a lot of tool :P

i wonder if these kids realize the impact their parents (mostly ozzy) had on modern music?

[mojo]

Originally posted by cpugeek04
obby, fer typing at 89 werds a min, and always typing them correctly, i gotta hit you with this one
TYOPS SUCK!!!!! esp. in the title :hihi: :P i think she may have been going for the emphasis that it's not the os monds :P

[oblongmelon]

Originally posted by mojo
i think she may have been going for the emphasis that it's not the os monds :P

You read my mind :) Os monds suck. Os Bornes rock!

[ChrisMG187]

except it's spelled osbourne, so either way it's a mistake. :D

[mojo]

Originally posted by ChrisMG187
except it's spelled osbourne, so either way it's a mistake. :D not that big a mistake. ozzy forgets the lyrics to his own songs :P

[MJordanash]

The show seems pretty cool to me. MTV wants to do it as a spin off of the Real World. At least the Osbournes are interesting and funny to watch. Should be a good show to tune into.

[oblongmelon]

Originally posted by ChrisMG187
except it's spelled osbourne, so either way it's a mistake. :D

A JOB FOR MAVIS..twenty lashes with a wet noodle for me..I saw him in concert once..wild.

[Napoleon54]

Originally posted by mojo
not that big a mistake. ozzy forgets the lyrics to his own songs :P

Yah, but that's Ozzy. He can do what ever the hell he wants.

If Oblong is as drunk as Ozzy usually is, then typos are understandable.

"I reckon if they drop the atom bomb, there will be cockroaches and Keith Richards left. And maybe Ozzy Osbourne."
-Ozzy Osbourne

[oblongmelon]

Originally posted by Napoleon54


Yah, but that's Ozzy. He can do what ever the hell he wants.

If Oblong is as drunk as Ozzy usually is, then typos are understandable.

"I reckon if they drop the atom bomb, there will be cockroaches and Keith Richards left. And maybe Ozzy Osbourne."
-Ozzy Osbourne

I prefer horse-straight up -right into the carotid. Why bother with booze room spins when you can see GOD from a quick pin prick to the neck....;)

[mojo]

Originally posted by DarkFury

TYOPS SUCK????

What da hell is a TYOPS? Dayuuum.... :2far:


BTW, I love watchin' Ozzy and his family too... (They still got to many dayuum animals around their place though!) ya...to many :P

[aglio412]

love that show...ozzy is one of the funniest guys i've seen on tv

[Speedfreak]

That was soo funny when the dog pissed on his carpet. It went something like this:

"That ****ing dog pissed on my carpet. Damn ****ing dog. I want that ****ing dog out of this house. He better not piss on my ****ing carpet again."

[MJordanash]

MTV must spend hours worth of time just bleeping out all of their language before it can air.

[wrkngirl]

That show is hysterical! I watched the first episode three times and laughed every time... Although the daughter tries to hard to be a bad- a**, and some of it seems plotted, it still beats the heck out of most of the drivel on tv lately. :heh:
And yeah, Obby- that dog scene with Lola the dog taking a dump was classic.

[MJordanash]

Originally posted by wrkngirl
That show is hysterical! I watched the first episode three times and laughed every time... Although the daughter tries to hard to be a bad- a**, and some of it seems plotted, it still beats the heck out of most of the drivel on tv lately. :heh:
And yeah, Obby- that dog scene with Lola the dog taking a dump was classic.
No matter how many times you watch those episodes over and over, you cant help but laugh. The daughter is pretty annoying, but the son Jack isnt much better. He was out in his yard in army attire last episode I saw. The mom wonders why he is having a hard time fitting in with the school crowd...take a guess.

[jujubees]

I can imagine having that many pets if they're all trained, but with all the wizzing going on ... :2far:

My fave part was when Ozzy's wife used HIS towel to wipe up the mess. :heh: And the expressions on that man's face are classic!

[MJordanash]

Ozzy always looks so out of it as though he has no clue as to what is going on. I spend more time laughing at him than anyone else.

[Cantacuzene]

Easily the best new show on tv.

[oblongmelon]

uh, hey who changed the name of the post?

[oblongmelon]

I think there is a conspiracy here-where is TLG when you need him *sulk*

[MJordanash]

I think last nights episode proved how crazy that family is.

[Memo]

I love this show. I love Ozzy. Last nites episode was hilarious. The mom made me laugh so much. It's so weird seeing how lax the family is about things and then how Ozzy is a true dad. He takes out his own trash! Come on, even I'm lazy about doing that.

[EdtheSped]

Originally posted by DarkFury
Dayuuum... I missed it!

I wonder when does MTV repeat the Osbournes?

I know the feeling. This show makes me wish I had cable, other than the cable modem of course (I shudder to think of life without it). I was however, able to find vcd copies of it on the net and someone at work taped it for me last night so I guess I'll see it tonight.

[MJordanash]

I really like the show personally. I love Ozzy's speaches to his kids before they go out at night. "And dont do drugs, you'll end up like me, I mean it..." Last nights episode by far as been the best. :D

[eSDee]

Man last night's episode was insane. That kid Jack has some serious issues. Well I guess they all do but the way he was talking to the next door neighbors made me think how messed up he is. I won't ruin it for those who didn't see it, so maybe we'll talk about it after it has rerun a couple of times.

Yo DF I know that the Osbournes is rerun on Saturday during the day, just not sure. If I find out I'll post it.

[edit]btw did you see the preview for next weeks episode? Ozzy shows up to his concert venue and he sees bubbles coming from the roof.

Ozzy: "Bubbles? I'm the prince of ****ing darkness and I got ****ing bubbles?"

:heh:

[oblongmelon]

Doesn't Pat Boone live next door to him?

[dbax791]

Originally posted by DarkFury
Dayuuum... I missed it!

I wonder when does MTV repeat the Osbournes?

I missed it, too. According to MTV new episodes air at 10:30pm Tuesdays EST. If you go to Yahoo tv listings, get your listings, click on the MTV channel, and then click on the Osbournes, it gives all the "rerun" dates.

[Memo]

Originally posted by oblongmelon
Doesn't Pat Boone live next door to him?

That was their old house. The episodes are filmed at their new house and they no longer have Pat Boone as their neighbor.

[MJordanash]

Anyone see the latest episode yet? Somehow I think those two kids (Jack/Kelly) Have a little too much freedom for their age. Must be nice to party until 4am then be late for school...

[MJordanash]

Originally posted by DarkFury

Jealous? :hihi:


Just kiddin'... but on the real, most of us go to school so that we can learn something so that we can go to college and learn some more so that we can get a fairly decent job so that we can survive and eek out a meager existance.

Jack and Kelly pretty much already have it made livin' off of "Daddy Ozzy's" money, so they probably could give a <bleep> less about goin' to school like "normal people".

As a matter of fact, on the the MTV Cribs show where they visited the Osbournes, Jack openly admitted that he never wanted to leave their house since he couldn't afford to rent an apartment as big as his current room. Now what does THAT tell ya...

Dayuum spoiled @ss rich kids... (but they do make for some awfully funny television watching I might add... :hihi: )
Yea I do agree with you on this one. Kelly was complaining the other day about how her classmates make fun of her dad's actions (Biting the bat specifically) and how it bothers her. I know if I came home with a fake ID and showed it off to my mom, that ID wouldnt last very long at all. Jack's use of smoking pot doesnt even result in him getting grounded. Just proves how some people get away with the small things if they have money. The show is extremely funny though.

[wrkngirl]

Jack is 15, Kelly is 17. If I'd tried half the stuff they do at that age, I would STILL be on restriction. What surprises me is that they
actually showed Kelly trying to use her fake ID to get into a club (wouldn't that be evidence in a criminal trial?).

Next up: Ozzy's vicodin habit. This show is better than Springer any day.

[Burzhui]

I dunno jack works as a scout for Epic records, so he does work, but then again i bet anything that a kid his age would never be able to get such a job even if he performed kadoozles of sexual favors... and then again he is home schooled :(

[MJordanash]

Originally posted by wrkngirl
Jack is 15, Kelly is 17. If I'd tried half the stuff they do at that age, I would STILL be on restriction. What surprises me is that they
actually showed Kelly trying to use her fake ID to get into a club (wouldn't that be evidence in a criminal trial?).

Next up: Ozzy's vicodin habit. This show is better than Springer any day.
I wonder if she will get into trouble for having the fake ID.