another joke...

[tupacboy]

A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing eye dog one day.

They come to a busy intersection and the dog, ignoring the high volume of
traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man right out into the
thick of traffic. This is followed by the screech of tires and horns blaring
as panicked drivers try desperately not to run the pair down.

The blind man and the dog finally reach the safety of the sidewalk on the
other side of the street, and the blind man pulls a cookie out of his coat
pocket, which he offers to the dog.

A passerby, having observed the near fatal incident, can't control his
amazement and says to the blind man, "Why on earth are you rewarding your
dog with a cookie? He nearly got you killed!"

The blind man turns partially in his direction and replies, "To find out
where his head is, so I can kick his ass!"

[brain]

Originally posted by tupacboy
"To find out where his head is, so I can kick his ass!"

How does this make sense? Last I checked, head does not equal ass and vice versa. Unless of course the dog had it's head up... oh never mind.

[nomoney]

Originally posted by freakinfreak


How does this make sense? Last I checked, head does not equal ass and vice versa. Unless of course the dog had it's head up... oh never mind.

Jeezus... If you know where the dogs head is and you know the size of the dog you can probably figure it out.....like maybe 2-3 feet behind the head.

[mojo]

maybe it was a chocolate chip cookie. isn't chocolate supposed to be not so good for dogs?

[mojo]

so he coulda been fixing to off the dog :dodgy:

[oblongmelon]

Originally posted by DarkFury
Yeah... it interferes with their digestion I think.
Actually my vet told us it's like feeding them direct poison and could kill them if they get enough of it.

[ApltnHkyMutt]

That has to be one of the dumnest jokes ive ever read!:bandit:

[BigJon]

Hehehehe....the funniest part is all of you analyzing the joke....hehehehe :heh:

[hoey222]

.....but chunks is my dog......







/me ducks :eek3:

[molecularfire]

Actually my vet told us it's like feeding them direct poison and could kill them if they get enough of it.

Yeah, Chocolate is kinda like a brain poison. Humans just have a much,much higher tolerance for it than dogs. Think of it like really, really, really, really weak cocaine. :D

[MJordanash]

Amazing how one simple joke can be analyzed. Yes, chocolate can kill dogs, thats been made clear. Another joke please...:bigmouth:

[mojo]

beware the ides of march, fido :dodgy:

[MJordanash]

Originally posted by DarkFury

Awwww pipe down Ensign. We just havin' a bit of fun with the joke. Geez.

There are some more jokes posted in the OT forum BTW.
Aww I am just joking with you guys. Yea yea I'm an Ensign. Please dont take me so seriously. Humor is a bit on the sarcastic side. Apologies in advance :D

[MJordanash]

Originally posted by DarkFury

Heh... just watch what you say, or you might end up like this... :hihi:

http://communities.msn.com/_Secure/0MABEBUQR7aJQOCzvRS0uZxgkLrr6qVODJ4Nep2kJSxtfh3r1GLZpskhjcTOLhdaqniuZEQBnz9QUHnwGKHfTGA/kpduty.jpg
lol..definitely not something I want to end up like. Thanks for not giving me too much of a hard time :D :P

[ApltnHkyMutt]

Originally posted by MJordanash

lol..definitely not something I want to end up like. Thanks for not giving me too much of a hard time :D :P

You know what! You will be like that one day. your programming job will go sour once they realise that you just copy the person to your left and you will loose your job, finding the economy in hard times wont help. Following this will be a row of tough jobs and you will find out that peeling potatoe's is fun and can amuze your simple mind!


















j/k ash! :D

[MJordanash]

Originally posted by ApltnHkyMutt


You know what! You will be like that one day. your programming job will go sour once they realise that you just copy the person to your left and you will loose your job, finding the economy in hard times wont help. Following this will be a row of tough jobs and you will find out that peeling potatoe's is fun and can amuze your simple mind!




















j/k ash! :D

I wouldnt say that I "copy" the person to my left. I would say I consult with their screen and "use" their data for my benefit. I am currently looking into peeling tators for a job considering I cant even make anything more in depth than the "Hello World!" Program. :D

[ApltnHkyMutt]

Originally posted by MJordanash


I wouldnt say that I "copy" the person to my left. I would say I consult with their screen and "use" their data for my benefit. I am currently looking into peeling tators for a job considering I cant even make anything more in depth than the "Hello World!" Program. :D

well even that simple:
cout<<"Hello World";
statement is a challenge for your small pecker sized brain! :D



you know im just the sweetest little :angel: !

[MJordanash]

Pecker sized brain eh? Yea, I must admit, programming just isnt my thing. Even if you did mean it, I doubt I could stay mad at you for very long. Wouldnt have someone keeping me sane all of first hour. :) :P

[leemaj]

Originally posted by mojo
maybe it was a chocolate chip cookie. isn't chocolate supposed to be not so good for dogs?

kills them.