Woman joke written by a man

[Two Cents]

If only there really was such a shopping center....... I think even the gent's in the group will enjoy this one .......

There was this "Husband Shopping Center" where
a woman could go to choose from among many
men, for her husband.

It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing
in positive attributes as you ascended up the floors.
The only rule was, once you opened the door to
any floor, you must choose a man from that floor,
and if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back
down except to leave the place.

So, a couple of girlfriends go to the place to find men.

First floor, the door had a sign saying "These men
have jobs and love kids." The women read the
sign and say "Well that's better than not having jobs,
or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"
So up they go.

Second floor says "These men have high paying jobs,
love kids, and are extremely good looking" Hmmm,
say the girls. But, I wonder what's further up?

Third floor: "These men have high paying jobs, are
extremely good looking, love kids and help with
the housework." Wow! say the women. Very
tempting, BUT, there's more further up!

And up they go.

Fourth floor: "These men have high paying jobs,
love kids, are extremely good looking, help with
the housework, and have a strong romantic
streak."

Oh, mercy me. But just think! What must be
awaiting us further on!

So up to the fifth floor they go. The sign on that door said "This floor
is just to prove that women are impossible to please."